Two for the price of one: Eddie Brock and Venom

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Eddie. Not now, okay? Yes, now.

Any more of this taking it slow shit, and I'll bust several nuts. How long has she been in there? She said she had to pee, Venom.

Sometimes that isn't the 32nd ordeal. Coffee makes you pee. Don't you know that? Yes, I do know.

You do it all the time. But it cannot take this long to relieve yourself. Maybe she's toying with us, making us wait a while until we can finally fill that sweet pussy of hers up with our gum.

Jesus, Venom. Oh, sorry. I meant until we can finally kiss her and do other non-sinful things with her that don't include us filling her up with our gum.

See? Coffee can be good. You're suggesting we'll get a kiss anyway.

This isn't a date. We're just two good friends who went out for coffee to escape the hectic world of work. Plus, some people have sex on the first date.

But we don't. Or rather, I don't. But it's not as if we don't know her, Eddie.

We've known this one for at least three months now, that's since we started working at the Daily Bugle. And she's the one who asked us out for coffee. Not necessarily.

So, you're saying if she told us she wants us to strip off her clothes, lick up and down her perfect body, and then fuck her brains out until she sees stars, you wouldn't do it? Yes. Liar.

And you wouldn't either. I beg to differ. Venom, we already agreed that romantic relationships are not in the cards for us right now.

Yes, she's a gorgeous and sweet girl, completely my type, but it's not like I'm the most normal guy walking the streets. If we do decide to date, which probably won't happen, I'd have to explain that I have a pair of- Don't say it. Plus, we're just friends.

Really good friends. I don't want to ruin that. So don't do anything stupid.

Be on your best behavior. I've been on my best behavior all night. Not when you're in my head, telling me how much you want to eat her out under the table and flick her clit with your tongue until she explodes for you.

Don't act like you don't want that, Eddie. I can feel it. Your heart is beating faster.

Your skin is heating up. Not to mention that other limb of yours. It's been achingly hard since she met you at the cafe.

Shut up. I bet she wants that too. You think any friend would come out of the house looking that delicious, in that cute little blouse, and those tight jeans that hug her ass so good.

I bet she wants us to replace those jeans with our hands, hugging those hips, and that ass, and that tight, sweet little- Look, she's coming. Shut the fuck up and don't make me look like a fool. Hey! You finished.

No, no. It's cool. It looked crowded even from here.

So, uh, what do you want to do now? Ah, yeah. I forgot.

You've got work tomorrow. No. No.

Don't feel the need to apologize to me. It's cool. You're taking extra hours at the office to help out.

I know something else you could help us out with. That might be a night-long ordeal, though. Anyways, um, can I walk you home? It's a couple blocks, right? Please.

It's no problem. I'll just take a lift home. Trust me.

You have every other reason to be concerned with your own safety than mine. Come on. Let's go before traffic relief starts here.

Say something. Like what? Ask her if it's okay to go up to her apartment and fuck her silly.

You know? The basics. What the hell's the matter with you? Those aren't basics.

That's you being a horny fuck. You're telling me. I just can't help myself, Eddie.

She's standing so close. And that perfume smells damn good. Goddammit.

Ask her if we could kiss her at least. Come on. I'm dying here.

So, uh, did you enjoy the date tonight? No, you shouldn't be asking me that. It's fine.

Sure, you're the one who asked me for coffee. But it's still my job to make sure you enjoy it. Yeah, it's a nice spot.

I've only been there once. But that was when I was with, uh. ..

Sorry. When I was with my ex. That was two years ago, though.

So don't worry about it. I'm sorry I brought it up. Don't be, Eddie.

Maybe she'll feel bad for us and offer to make us feel better. Fuck. I know feeling that goatee's mouth around our cock would make me the happiest symbiote on earth.

Do you think she could fit us down her throat? You too, huh? That's interesting.

Well, I just mean you're a catch, you know? I'm not sure why any guy would decide to be rid of you, as sweet as you are. I'm serious.

I know we're good friends. But I'm just telling you the truth. Look.

We made her smile. Keep going with this. Maybe then she'll let us up to her apartment.

I mean, you're funny. And you're very work-oriented. A hard worker.

I see you bust your ass up and down the office halls. Not to mention your taste in fashion and music. And I mean, you're cute.

Pretty even. Oh, fuck it. I'm messing up here.

Please tell me to shut up so I can stop ruining our friendship. You want my hand? Uh.

.. Okay. Where are we going? What? What are we doing? Oh.

This is your apartment building? Okay. So.

.. Why are we in the alleyway? Oh shit.

It's happening. Fuck. I could come right here if I wanted to.

Whoa. Wait, what? No, no.

Don't apologize. I just don't know what the hell is going on. You never know what the hell is going on.

She just kissed you, dumbass. So take your pants off before she changes her mind. Uh.

.. Sorry. I just heard a ringing in my ear.

Wait. So does this mean you. ..

Really? No. Actually.

.. You asking me for coffee didn't click. I just thought you want us to go out as good friends.

You've had a crush on me for that long? Fuck me. You don't know how long I've wanted us to do that.

Me as well. She tastes divine. I bet she tastes good all over.

Go ahead. Go under her blouse. Give us a feel.

Um. .. You mind if I go under your blouse? Just my hands.

I promise. Yeah? Okay, good.

Please, tell me if you're not comfortable and I swear to God I'll stop. Fuck, honey. If you keep grinding those hips into me, I won't be able to hold myself back.

Don't, Eddie. She just confessed that she wants us. Yes, you belong with us, little one.

Ours to please and breed whenever we want, wherever we want. Don't you want that too, Eddie? To paint her pretty face in our gum? Marking her as ours? To have that pretty little pussy of hers stroke our cock until we're filling her to the brim? Don't you want to? God, shut up.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not you. I'm.

.. I'm sorry. That wasn't to you.

That was to. .. Well.

.. Listen. I have to tell you something.

If we're going to make us a thing, there are some things you should know. I have this. ..

thing. It's not what you're thinking. I sort of have a.

.. a friend. It's me.

I'm the friend. Look at the way she jumped when I popped out of your back. So cute.

So innocent. Or maybe not in those jeans. You weren't supposed to do that.

I'm so sorry, honey. Please, don't be afraid. He won't hurt you.

He's just excited to see you. This is Venom. She knows of us.

They'll make this even better. Yep. We've been in the newspapers and on YouTube.

I'm not shocked you know of us. It's actually a funny story. He was a symbiote that escaped from a lab two years ago and sort of latched on to me.

So now we're a pair. He lives inside of me, if that makes any sense. So that means I can make him do whatever I want.

And whatever you want, little one. I've been watching you from behind Eddie's eyes for quite some time. Will I eat you? Not in the way you're thinking of, little one.

Unless you want that too. Sorry about him. He's very blunt.

But I'd be lying if I said I didn't want that too. But only if you're okay with it. I know this is weird.

But if you do agree to have us, we'll do everything to make you feel safe and as sexy as you want. Promise. But only if you say yes.

Oh, fuck. Please say yes. Calm down.

Let her answer for herself. Don't mind him, honey. You don't have to.

.. You want to? Um.

.. Okay. Then let's go up to your place.

No? You want us out here? Oh, she's a freak.

She's a freak. She's definitely a keeper. Okay, then.

Let's get a look under the blouse, then. If you don't mind. Oh.

My god. Your tits are fucking perfect. I just have to get those nipples in my mouth.

Is that okay? Hmm. Yes.

Just enjoy yourself, sweetie. We're just gonna make you feel good. Yes.

The both of us. Though I'm feeling kind of left out of this fun. Screw over, Eddie.

Let me get a taste of those delectable nipples, too. Okay. But just the tongue.

Leave me my hands, face, and body, please. Don't worry, sweetie. My tongue is just gonna grow a bit longer than a normal human's.

Is that okay with you? Okay. Go ahead, Venom.

Fuck. You taste divine, little one. I can just come just by the sweet taste of your skin.

So cute. How you shiver and shake against the wall. Am I just hitting those sensitive spots along your nipples? And neck with my long, fat tongue? I appreciate the enthusiasm.

But I'm going to have to ask you to hold still. Eddie, please. Do the honors.

Would it be alright if I held your wrists up? Just to keep you still. Thank you, honey.

Fuck. You look so good like this. So exposed.

So helpless. I could do whatever I wanted with you if I decided to. I like the way you think.

Tell me, little one. Would you like that, too? Would you like Eddie to take down those pants and have this big, fat tongue hitting even more sensitive spots?

You don't even have to say it. I can feel it. I can smell it.

You want us now. Fuck. I was hoping you'd say yes to that.

Dammit. How many buttons are on these fucking jeans? Shit.

Sorry. I popped a button. Who cares? Just rip her off of her.

What are these? Levi's? I'll buy you another pair.

Let's get those panties down, too. Shit. No wonder Venom can smell you.

You're dripping wet for us. Are we turning you on that much? Allow us to thank you for the treat, then.

Venom. You take her tits. I'll take her pussy.

Okay. Then we can switch. Fuck.

You taste so good. So good, honey. You're so sweet.

And so fucking wet. You're practically dripping down my chin. I could get addicted to this.

Don't get too hooked, Eddie. Your friend still needs a taste of that gun, too. Don't get me wrong, little one.

I can feast on your breasts forever. But I'll need just a bit more if I'm going to satiate this hunger of mine. If you catch my drift, switch.

Hey. I wasn't even done yet. You've got long enough.

Daddy needs a taste now. Hold still, little one. My tongue might be a little bit bigger in size.

Little one. No squirming. Take my tongue.

I know it just teased in those spots Eddie couldn't reach. Fuck you. Oh, man.

She's really squirming. I think you reached your G-spot. Then you should busy yourself.

Pin her against the wall and get those nipples in your mouth. I want this cute little human screaming for us. Shh.

Shh, little one. Scream behind my tentacle. Don't want anyone seeing you getting ravaged now, do we? You're close, aren't you? Little one.

I can feel you tightening around my tongue. You're going to explode for us, right? Like a good girl should.

Go ahead and do it, honey. Come on out of his tongue. Please.

Fucking come for us. Oh. Oh, wow.

That was so fucking hot to see. How does she taste, Venom? Intoxicating.

I can see you enjoy that. Didn't you, little one? What's that? You want us inside of you? What's that? You want us inside of you? Right now? Fuck.

I love a woman who's greedy. Hold up. If we're going to do this, I'm getting inside her first.

She needs to be warmed up, you know? Fine. But make it quick.

Okay, honey. You ready? Want to help me with my jeans? All right.

Now jump up. There you go. Fuck.

You look so good up there. Pinned against the wall, the moonlight in your hair. Enough of this romance shit.

Just fuck her already. All right. You ready? Here I come, honey.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah, fuck. You're so tight. Yeah.

Tighten those legs around me. Hold on to me, baby. I've got you.

Hold on to me while I give you the fuck of your fucking life. You're so, so beautiful getting fucked like this. And such a squirmy little thing, too.

Let's change that. No, no, little one. Hold still.

Wouldn't want to ruin my work. I'm just going to pin those wrists to the wall with my tentacles. Mm.

Just like that. Isn't that good? Don't you feel so good getting controlled and fucked like this? Fuck.

Oh, fuck. That's so fucking hot. I've got to go a little faster, honey.

Is that okay? You want it rougher? Of course, honey.

Anything you want. Yes. Give it to her just like that, honey.

Grip those luscious thighs so tight you bruise them. Allow me to nibble on that neck, little one. Your skin is so soft, so bare.

And while you're marked up with us, I want everyone to know you are ours. Oh, fuck. I just got so close.

You're just too tight, honey. Come on. This is taking too long.

Can I take over now? I want to feel that tight, wet pussy around me, too. Don't be greedy.

All right. All right. Jeez.

Um, honey? Is it okay if Venom takes over for a while? He just wants to get a feel of you, too.

It'll still be me, and I'll be able to take over whenever you feel uncomfortable. He might be a little bit bigger, though. Are you okay with that? She said yes.

Thank God. Move the fuck over, Eddie. It's my turn now.

Okay. Ready? Ready.

Hold on to your britches, little one. That's better. Oh, look at that look.

You don't know whether to be scared or to be aroused looking at me. Or rather, down at me. Yes.

That's all me, little one. Plus, Eddie's cock, too. Think you can take it? I'm sure you can.

Not yet, Venom. Rub your cock head against your clit first. Ease your way in.

Fine, fine. I do forget you human women are quite fragile. Not to worry, little one.

I would never hurt you unless you want me to. How's that, though? My cock is so big, it's grinding against your entire slit right up to your stomach.

And you're loving it. I can't take much of this. I need to be back inside of her.

Now, who's being impatient? Just relax, little one. I will go slow.

Yes. That's it. Take me.

Take us. Deep inside of you. Deeper.

Deeper. Right up against that G-spot. You are so stretched out, aren't you? So filled with our big, fat cock.

Oh, I'm going to enjoy this. And I know you are too, Eddie. Fuck yes.

I am. You're such a good girl, honey. Taking us both like that.

It's so, so fucking good. If it's so, so good, help me fuck her harder, Eddie. Let's give this cute little human a reason to really squirm.

Hold on tight to us, little one. It's going to be a bumpy ride.