Tomboy Best Friend Takes Your Virginity

Transcript

Hey, um, I know you told me to, like, get at your place at, like, 9, but then my sister and I had a shit-ton of vodka for our graduation party on Saturday, and so I went to that crappy liquor store down the street, you know? The one with, like, the comically big sign out front that has, like, the graffiti dicks on the back? Yeah.

That place. Anyway, but then, on the way, I remembered I left my good ID, made me back at Sammy's place from last weekend-ish, because, yeah. So I started driving in that direction, and since you live up there, I thought, why not? Well, fuck it.

Long story, really short. .. Hey! Yeah, I know, but the dumb drinks aren't really that important.

Like, the party isn't for a whole week, and besides, I mean, that alcoholic's the only one who wants vodka, like, ew. Anyway, hi! Did I say that already? Fuck, I did.

I guess, hi again. You get another because you're special. So, where might you want me to put all these oh-so-heavy bags of gas station candy? Well, of course I bought snacks, silly.

What kind of movie night would this be without an irresponsible amount of Sour Patch Kids? They are so. The blue ones are the best, obviously.

No contest, and you know it. Are you delusional? Who lost their mind and told you that yellow was better than fucking blue? Sammy would never say something so stupid.

I mean, she is stupid, but not that stupid. Alright, man, are we still watching The Lord of the Rings or not? Great! Sweet! And you know the full thing is like, eleven hours long.

Is that okay? Oh, come on, please. I promise next week we can watch whatever garbage you want.

It says online it's nine hours. Well, I got us the extended edition because I'm cultured and appreciate good filmography, as you should. You know, this is going to be one of the last movie nights we have before we graduate.

I mean, with me leaving for Seattle in two weeks and you doing some super smart med school stuff thing over the summer, who knows how many nights we have left. Trust me, it's worth it. It's like, it's, you've seen it, you know? You have seen it, right? What the fuck do you mean you haven't seen Lord of the Rings? Dude, you go outside way too much.

You need to just crash on the couch and just let your day unproductively slip away way more. Seriously, like, how is that even possible? Oh, what? You must be too busy getting smoking hot bitches or something to enjoy modern art.

What did she say? All right, goddamn community. Wait.

You're, you're not kidding. Bro. Wait, man, I didn't mean it like that.

Hold on. Hey. Hey.

It doesn't matter. I don't care. Nobody cares.

Really, bro. It's okay. Yeah, like, our age.

Yeah, plenty of people are still virgins at our age. So many, for example. Definitely some.

.. Really? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I kinda always thought you found a sweet girl.

Or guy, cause I don't fucking know anymore. My god. Someone who I just.

.. You didn't tell me about. You are always pretty quiet about that kind of stuff.

I guess that's why. Okay, fine. Listen.

I'm only going to say this to you because you're my best friend and I feel bad. And so help me god, if you tell your fucking ca- I don't know what. To be honest, probably nothing.

It'd still be an asshole move, but look, please just don't say anything, alright? Okay, I'm not exactly not a virgin either. I know I said that, I know.

So. .. Jake came while putting on the.

.. He tried so hard, but it kept falling off. What I'm trying to say is, don't feel bad about it.

Eventually, something lucky happens and you live happily ever after like a fucking Disney movie. Happens to us all eventually, right? Oh my god, you're blushing.

Aww. No, it's adorable. You're hiding behind your hands, but I can still see your cute little red cheeks.

Wow, your face is getting even redder. You must really like me talking to you like this. Are you hard? I can see your sweatpants poking out.

It's so cute. I don't think I've ever made someone hard before. Huh? What do you mean? Well, I guess my skirt was pretty short that day.

I must have not been thinking when I bent over to set my bags down. And I bet just a glimpse of my panties gave you a boner. I can't say I'm surprised, to be honest.

I expected you to come clean years ago. Yeah, I mean, I know that since we were kids I've gotten a fucking bubble butt and fucking perfect tits. It's not like I mind or anything.

Just a bit strange to hear you say it out loud. And so you're saying I turn you on. Wow, you're such a mess.

I can't believe it. I turn my best friend on. So what now? I'm guessing that Lord of the Rings is off the table.

Can I say something kind of crazy? When you want to, like, maybe. ..

You are really good at social cues. So is that what we're making out now? Okay.

So I'm thinking, would it be okay if I got in your lap? Yeah, I had a feeling you might say that. Shit, I'm sorry.

Are you okay? Okay, sorry. I can feel you underneath your pants.

It's nice having your body so close to mine, like. .. Like.

.. I'm sorry that sounded super corny. Sorry, I'm not really that good at sexy talk.

I don't really know what I'm doing. Oh my god, dude, shut up. Just kiss me some more.

This feels really good. Grinding my hips on you like this. Hold on.

I want to try something. Is it okay if I take your cock out? Alright, okay, okay.

Oh, fuck, wow. This is the part where I apologize for all the small dick jokes I made about you. Damn.

You twitched. I'm just gonna start at the base and move my way up to your head, right? Okay, good.

Oh, wait, I've always wanted to try this. Gotta get some lube. Can I kiss it? I'm going to kiss it.

Huh? Your dick tastes really good. I just thought of something.

I wonder what would happen if I were to. .. I just thought of something.

I wonder what would happen if I were to. .. You know? I never thought that a dick would taste this good.

I kind of figured I might be a lesbian, maybe, but it feels nice to swirl my tongue around your head and then wrap around your shaft like this. Oh, this is amazing. Oh, this is amazing.

Alright, I'm going to try the deep throat now, okay? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay.

This is a lot more fun than I thought it would be. You're a lot more fun than. ..

Can I take your virginity? I couldn't tell if that's what this is leading up to. Yes.

Oh, fuck. Okay, this is happening. We are fucking doing this, finally.

God, okay. How are we going to do this? Oh, yeah.

I guess I should probably get out of these clothes. Do you like my titties? I've noticed you've been staring at them for a while now.

They're, like, really soft. I sometimes just like to squeeze them. So now, I'm going to get on top of you like this.

Yes, I took my pill too, calm down. Can you feel me dripping on your cock? I got really wet from making you hard in my mouth.

I'm just going to adjust myself and sit down and. .. Holy fuck.

That feels good. Hold on, let me. ..

No. Oh, fuck, shit. You moved.

Okay, I'm going to try going slowly. Let me know if this hurts. This is incredible.