to you little whale plz dont stab me

Transcript

Oh, God, fuck. Hey there. Hey there, my little shapeshifter.

Oh, little whale, fuck. Fuck. You know I love you, right? My adorable little shapeshifter.

Yes, that's what I'll call you. Because you're neither male nor female, honestly. So, you can deal with it, okay? I know you most likely don't have any problem with it, but you can deal with it.

Fuck. You know, the outfit you wore today was fucking gorgeous. I fucking swear.

My God. You are absolutely gorgeous. It's not that you were, you are absolutely gorgeous.

Like, fuck. Goddamn, little whale. Shit.

Oh, shit. Shit. Like, don't even get me talking about some of the other photos I have of you.

Fuck. Goddamn. Goddamn, you shapeshifter.

Oh, God, fuck. Um. Casually scrolling through some of the photos I have of you at the moment.

It's funny that I just now realize what that said. Happy Halloween. I never noticed that before.

Because I was only looking at you. With your popsocket. That says, be kind.

Which, yes, exactly. Underboob. Please don't kill me for making this.

Goddamn. You are fucking sexy. Fuck.

Shit. Like, how do you not see this? Fuck.

Like. Yes. Yes.

Just scrolling through your album at the moment. If my phone will work with me. It's like, nah, bitch.

You ain't seeing no fucking photos. But I will. I made it here.

Oh, here's the one of you going absolutely dominant on the fucking video. Goddamn. You got me panicking.

You got me fucking blushing over here. Ooh, okay. That one I forgot about.

Shit. You'd probably want me to put that on my locked album. But at the same time, I don't really know.

Because it's a sports bra and underwear. But. Goddamn, little whale.

Fuck. Ah, shit. You are absolutely goddamn stunning.

And you're fucking beautiful and handsome. All at the same goddamn time. How the fuck do you do this? Goddamn, you're fucking.

Goddamn. Ah, fuck. You know.

I'd love to taste you right now. I mean. If you wouldn't mind sitting on my face so I could please you a bit.

Like. Hey. Oh, God.

I'm so gonna get punched for this. I love you, little whale. Please don't murder me.

Hey, guys. If I don't post in a while. Just know.

Little whale over here probably got very. I don't even know how to word it. Flustered, maybe.

Or flustered angry. And stabbed me. And buried me in the ground.

But. I promise I'll be. I'll be back in some form.

And I'll hopefully be fine. I love you, little whale. Oh, God.

I'm gonna get some music on. You know. I actually might as well play our love song.

How about that? Okay, but Faye's dancing in this song. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Fuck. Sometime we should totally watch that movie together.

Because K-12 is amazing. Oh, fuck. I hope you have a good night, night love.

I. I really fucking love you. And.

I'm gonna miss you tonight. Even though I guess I normally. Wouldn't really matter either way.

But. I love you. Oh, God.

Fuck. Fuck.