Thrift Store Love Story

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Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't see. .. Oh, it's you! What are you doing here? I can't believe I bumped into you of all people.

I was thinking about you this morning, but that's another story anyway. Right now, I've done the stupidest thing. You want to hear? Okay, but I'm warning you, it's really dumb.

So, yesterday, I was going through my closet, finding stuff that I didn't wear anymore that I could donate, and as I was going through my clothes, trying on pants and stuff, I mixed up the jeans that I was wearing with another pair that I was meaning to get rid of, and I donated them, put them in the clothing bin in the mall car park. Then, this morning, I realized my mistake, and it's not that I care about the jeans. In fact, I can't even remember whether they were Levi's or Lee or some other brand.

It's what I left in the pocket. It's just an old silver signet ring, and it's worn so thin that it barely weighs anything, but it belonged to my grandfather, so it's special. Anyways, I went down to the donation bins to try and fish it out again.

I found some wire, and I was trying to use it to get past the one-way door on the bin. God, it was a little embarrassing with these guys. I used to go to school with drove-past, but it was even worse when I realized the bin was empty.

So, I called the number on the side, and I asked the lady if they'd found the ring in the pocket of some jeans when they washed them, and she laughed and said, honey, we don't wash the jeans. We'll check the pockets. So, I asked her where the jeans would go after they were picked up, and she said I needed to come to the main store here and try and find them myself, but look at this.

This entire row of blue jeans here have been through the mall, and they're not here, which probably means mine haven't been priced and processed yet. Can I show you what else she showed me? There's a whole warehouse back here in the store here.

Look, a literal mountain of clothes. All the blue jeans buried in there. There must be hundreds.

Don't laugh. Okay, laugh, but I want some sympathy too, okay? Anyway, it's cool to see you.

I'll tell you how I get on later. I was meaning to call and persuade you to come out with me again this weekend anyway, unless you want to bring the date forward and come and help me. Yeah, I guess it'll make a great worst date ever story, huh? Okay, come on.

Oh my god, this clothes mountain is even bigger close up. You want to start on that side and we'll meet in the middle? Cool.

So, I guess we're just going to have to crawl all over it and go fishing for denim. All right. I think I got them.

No, no, no, no, it's false alarm, but there's an amazing 40s style coat here for you. Wait, and maybe the skirt too. I'll just pick out some stuff for you on the way.

Okay. Wait, what would you say if I told you I just found a t-shirt of Sasquatch, you know, Bigfoot, and it says, I believe in myself. You would say put it on, wouldn't you? No, it's okay.

It smells good. I'll put it on. If you try this dress on, I won't look promise.

Put it on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I lied.

You look way better in underwear. Don't put it on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Please. Don't. Someone's coming.

No, I'm kidding, kidding, kidding. Come here, come here, come here, come here. I'm just, I'm going to give you the serious privilege of being the first person I've ever met out with in a pile of clothes in a warehouse.

Could you feel more special right now? Mm hmm. Yeah, you're so lucky.

Come on, guys. No, I forgot how good you kiss. You're torturing me with those nipples trapped underneath the fabric of your bra.

I'm just saying if you need to make a political statement and free the nipple at any point, fully in support of that cause. Absolutely. Let me help.

Please, please. No, it's no trouble. Oh my God.

They're so pretty. Okay. I gotta, I gotta make them feel better after being trapped in there all day.

Yeah. I'm just going to kiss them better. Okay.

Okay. Does that feel better, you cute little sugar buttons? Get your head down.

Get your head down, ladies. Oh, all clear. All right.

Where were we? I think I was taking care of some parts of you that have been trapped all day. And there's another part too that wasn't there.

And I think we need to free your whole body. It's not like we're going to run out of clothes if we need them. Mine too.

Mine's been feeling terribly squashed down there. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Are you going to help free me too? I need it. Yeah.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, that's better. Let's get these panties right off.

Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, it feels so amazing.

And you know what? I think our butts want to celebrate their freedom. I can tell because yours are rubbing against mine a little.

Yeah, like they're a little excited. Maybe we should let them dance together. Yeah.

I could lie on top of you like this and we could just rub them. It's okay. You like that? I'll just rub into your wetness.

Sliding between those slick lips. Kiss me a little more. Oh God, I can feel it sliding against your clit.

Can you put your fingers down there and free your clit from its cute little hood? Yeah. Just open it up a little.

Oh, fuck. Oh, you can put your finger tip on it and rub it with me. Oh, yeah, like that.

Fuck, that turns me on so bad. I can feel my whole body needing yours. Yeah.

Don't move like that. My cock's gonna slip right inside you. No, no, no.

Okay, yeah, okay. Just a little way inside you. Oh, oh my God.

It's so open. I need you really bad. Yeah.

I'm gonna get a little savage with you now. I'm sorry if it's too much too soon, but I'll make it up to you later. There, there, take me in all the way.

Yeah. Oh God. Oh, you're opening so good for me.

I'm gonna start slowly like this, okay? You just keep your finger on your little button for me. Oh God, I wanted you so bad.

You're gonna be mine after this. I'm gonna fuck you so good you don't know where you end and where I begin. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Can you feel my cock skin even deeper? Yeah.

Don't be shy of letting it go all the way and open you right up. There, yeah. Feels so good.

Oh, I'm gonna bang it into your body even harder now. Like that. Yeah.

Yeah, you fuck your body onto me too so we can time it perfect. Yeah. Oh God, I'm gonna feel your pussy specimen all over my big cock soon.

Yeah. Open yourself and rub it in and out of you until we come together. Fuck it nice and hard.

Oh, yeah, I can feel it building now. God, I wanna feel your pussy come all over me. Yeah, and I'm gonna have to let go inside you.

You wanna rub that clit come all over my hard top and cock now? Yeah, I'm gonna come deep inside you now. Yeah, now.

Fucking give it to me now. Fuck me hard, babe. Yeah, slam that open pussy all over me and come.

That's it. There. Touch that clit.

Let your hole take my cock deep inside. I'm coming now. Coming right now.