This Wedding Blows...

Transcript

Hey! There you are. Fuck.

How you doing? Good, good. You enjoying the reception? Awesome.

That's good to hear. Oh, yeah. No, it's great fun.

I'm surrounded by relatives that I never see. My brother's been ordering me around and getting me to do a whole bunch of stuff purely because I'm his best man and this is probably the only time in his life he'll ever be able to order me around. I've had to, like, just.

.. I'm having a terrible time. Like, it's okay.

It's his wedding and it's like one day and, you know, I don't mind, I guess, helping, but it's just dragging on. But the wedding and the ceremony, that was all one thing and we're, what, like three hours into this fucking reception? Yeah, it's wearing off on me.

Anyway, so you've been doing good? You've been mingling? Being social? Yeah, no, I kind of figured.

Trust me, I know pretty much everyone here and I don't want to mingle, so I know how you feel. Oh, come on. I'm allowed to say stuff like that.

They're family. I'm exhausted and it's loud and my head's killing me. I was going to head down to my brother's bedroom, seeing as he's out here and very clearly distracted at the moment and see about just resting and laying down for a bit.

You want to join? Yeah? You look like you need it.

You need a bit of a rest. Yeah, come on. That's just at the end of the hall here.

Mm-hmm. Door on your left? There you go.

Oh, there we go. Yeah, no, that's a lot better. I've been on my feet for five hours, so this is amazing.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I complain a lot. Shut up.

You do too. By the way, your dress looks really, really good. Oh, well, thank you.

I mean, I don't normally like wearing suits, but I'm glad you think it looks good on me. Isn't that dress a little bit, like, high for a wedding? I mean, I'm not complaining or anything, and it definitely works on you, but it's just, I don't know.

Never mind, forget I said anything. Besides, I mean, if it means I get to see more of your thighs, I'm happy. Oh, what, you're going to pull it up a little higher just so I can sneak a peek, really? Again, I'm not going to complain.

You do look really good. Am I gawking? Shut up.

I'm just admiring you. I don't know what I'm saying. Leave me alone.

Stop, stop. I'm going to fucking puke. Fucking hell.

What? So I'm not allowed to look at you? That's not fair.

Because you look fucking good, and I haven't seen you in a while, and I haven't seen you at all today, and I just like getting a look at you. I just like getting a look at you. You're getting pretty close there.

Someone might get the idea that you're trying to. .. ..

.do that. I don't know, I'm okay with it if you are. I wasn't sure if that hook-up a few weeks ago was just going to be a one-time thing.

No, I don't want it to be a one-time thing. Do you? No, I'm okay.

Will you stand up? Will you stand up? Because the door is unlocked, and this isn't our bedroom.

I'm just going to go lock the door. Oh, you're coming with me, aren't you? Easy, easy, easy.

You almost tripped me over. Alright, there we go. I'm back to bed.

Someone's eager. No, no, no, it's okay. I like it.

Oh, fuck, yeah, you can straddle me. Look at you. I hope you don't mind if I grab your hips.

You want to lean down so we can keep making out, or are you just going to grind on me like that? That's what I thought coming out. You're really fucking sexy, you know that, right? Like ridiculously fucking sexy.

Hey, let me get this tie off. Oh, you got it. Thank you.

While you're at it, why don't you unbutton my shirt? Oh, fucking hell. Fucking Jesus, look at you.

Is it okay if I push your dress up a bit? Oh, there we go. Oh, there we fucking go.

Oh, that feels really good. Yeah, you can keep grinding, fuck. You can keep grinding.

Hey, can I play with you? Will you grind on me? How about you take me out of my pants and I can reach down and play with you? Oh, there you go.

Oh, that feels really fucking good. Oh my God, yeah, look at me. Just look down at me while you grind, fucking hell.

Oh, yeah, uh-huh. Oh my fucking God. Hey, hey, hey.

What's the rush? You're right, you're right. But hey, if we're gonna fuck, we gotta be quiet.

Because there is an entire fucking group of my relatives out there and we're in my brother's bedroom on his fucking wedding. Are you kidding? Just promise me you'll try and keep your voice down.

Yeah, yeah, I said try. You can just make out with me if you need to. In that case, why don't you just sit down on my dick? Like that, like.

.. Yeah, that's it. Oh my God, that's it.

That's it, yeah, just ride me nice and fucking good like that. Oh, nice and slow. I'll struggle to keep my voice down too, otherwise.

.. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking hell. You feeling good? You feeling fucking good? Why don't you lay down and make out with me some more? There you go.

Oh, there you go. Yeah, that feels good. Yeah, you just keep riding my fucking cock, baby, that's it.

Yeah, I can grab your hips. Same way I did last time, huh? Oh yeah, you really like that, don't you? Yeah, you fucking do, that's it.

Oh, fucking hell, yeah. Oh, you fucking burn, sounds so fucking good. You look fucking perfect right now.

Oh, oh yeah, you fucking do, so fucking sexy, you know that? Oh yeah, you fucking turn me on, fuck. Oh, oh, you can feel how hot you're making me, right? Yeah, you feel, you feel how fucking hot you're getting me? Fuck, fuck.

Oh, that's it, that's it, there you go, there you fucking go. There you fucking go, yeah, just make yourself feel good. Yeah, fucking use my cock and make yourself feel good, baby, fuck.

Yeah, how about I reach down and I can play with you some more? Yeah, I want you to feel really, really fucking good. There you go, there you go, that's it, that's it, baby, that's it.

Just enjoy yourself, that's fucking it. Oh, there you go, there you go, fuck. Yeah, I'm enjoying myself too.

There you go. Oh, oh, fuck, yes, kiss my neck, fuck, fuck. Easy, easy, easy.

You're gonna leave a fucking mark. I know, that's your fucking plan. Oh, fuck, yeah, that feels fucking good.

That feels fucking good, yeah. Fuck, oh, just keep fucking pouncing on me like that. Oh, not too hard, not too hard, careful.

Careful. If that headboard starts hitting the wall, everyone's gonna know what's going on. Holy shit, oh, yeah, there you go.

There you fucking go, there you go, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, let me fuck up into you, there you go, there you go. That's it, that's it, that's it, oh, fuck, that's it, that's it.

Hey, shh, shh, shh, keep your voice down, keep your voice down. Keep your voice down, you need to make out with me some more. Come here.

Fucking hell, baby, baby. I can barely fucking take it. Oh, my fucking God.

I'm this fucking close to practically screaming, fuck. Fucking hell, oh, fuck. So, why didn't we start doing this ages ago again? Fucking hell, oh, yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.

You know what, you know what? How about, let me sit up, let me sit up. How about I pick you up and I carry you to the ensuite and hopefully we can make a little bit more noise in there.

I mean, it's the furthest part of the house from everyone else, plus we'll put an extra door between us and them. Sound good? Okay.

No, no, no, don't go anywhere. I want to pick you up just like this. Yeah, I want to carry you on my dick.

There we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, this will work out really well.

This will work out really well. Cause I can just put you down on the countertop right there. You can get down on my knees.

Actually, you should close the door first. There we go, and then get down on my knees. Can you spread your legs a little wider for me? Oh, thank you, baby.

Oh, fucking hell. Oh, I love that I can do that too. I love that I turn you on as much as you turn me on.

It feels fucking good. There you go. Oh, fuck you.

You can go out of that now. Oh, no one's going to hear, don't worry, baby. Oh, no one's going to fucking hear.

Oh, there you go. Oh, you gotcha. Just let me fucking eat you out, fuck.

I hope you don't mind if I stroke myself while I eat you out, yeah? Thank you. I can just fucking moan into you.

Yeah, I feel good, baby. I feel fucking good. What about I use my fingers with my free hand and then I can just swell my tongue on you, Claire? Yeah, you like that? Oh, there you go.

Oh, there you go. Is that comfy? Yeah? Okay.

Just making sure. Oh, there you go. You're getting really fucking loud, baby.

Are you getting close? Yeah? Why don't you come for me? You want to come for me, baby? Oh, you want to be a good fucking girl and come on my mouth? I know you fucking can.

So just do it, baby. You want to tilt my fingers a bit more? Yeah? Oh, fuck, there you go.

That's the spot, isn't it? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, fuck, that's it.

That's it, that's it. Grab my fucking hand. There you go.

There you fucking go. That's it. That's it, that's it.

Just come for me. Oh, here you go. Oh, fucking hell.

Oh, you taste fucking delicious. Are you feeling good? I think it's my fucking turn to come.

What do you think? Yeah? Let me stand back up.

Can you hop down and turn around for me? Yeah? Oh, be kind.

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