This is Why You're Tied Down

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Nope, he's not home from work yet. So you get to enjoy my company until, well, whenever he gets off shift, because lately we just don't know. Is that okay? Okay, good.

Hi. Long time, no see. Yeah, he said you were staying for the weekend.

Cool, cool, yeah. Well, I wasn't supposed to be here. It's stupid, but I'm staying for the weekend as well, but don't worry, you can have the other room.

I'll take the couch. I'm good with the couch. Yeah, I'm totally fine.

So what are you guys doing this weekend? Ah, visiting. Are you like 80? Sorry.

Yeah, he mentioned you went back for some additional something. I don't know. Oh, very cool.

Yeah, the post-grad stuff is always fun. Yeah, I did. I did mine.

I don't want to talk about that. Still traumatized, but it's fine. So you're just kind of hanging out because you haven't seen each other in a while then? Well now I feel really bad that I'm here.

I'll stay out of your way, I promise. Yeah. We can do dinner when he's done, and I don't know, just kind of hang out.

I don't know if there were any plans already. I'm literally the interloper here, so just work around me. Pretend I'm not here.

Okay, all right, all right. We'll sit down for this because, mm-hmm. Okay, so I have a roommate, and I was, ugh, I can't even believe I'm telling you this, but fuck, who cares.

I was entertaining. I hope you know what that means without me going into detail. Okay, cool.

I was entertaining a friend, a male friend, and my roommate came in and freaked the fuck out. Yeah. Well, it wasn't exactly in my room.

I thought she was gone. I thought she was working for the evening, actually, so we were in the living room. Well, yeah, the idea of sitting where somebody else has, yeah, I see that, but her actual issue was that he was tied to the coffee table, and there's the face.

We were experimenting and, well, not experimenting. We were just having a good time, yeah. The coffee table is sturdy and long, so he fits on it, and it's not boring like a bed, which we've done a million times, so I tied him to the coffee table.

I put a blanket down first. I wasn't going to be gross, and I disinfect after I do anything, so is this a strange conversation for you because you look really interested, but you don't look all that uncomfortable? Okay, cool.

Yeah, so she walked in and found my friend tied to the coffee table, naked, of course, as you do, and she kind of flipped her shit, which, okay, sure, but she wasn't supposed to be home. Apparently, she switched shifts at the last minute, and, yeah, you get what you get. Well, she's kind of uptight.

Yeah, she's one of these, like, only has sex in the dark, don't take off all your clothes, just take off what you need to get the deed done. She's that kind of person, you know? Yeah, yeah, so this didn't really go over well.

Funny enough, she was more concerned about what I was doing to him while he was on the coffee table than the fact that he was tied to the coffee table, so here I am because it's very awkward to be in the same room with her right now, and she's kind of angry with me still. Yeah, yeah, she doesn't let things go very easily, so this is what happens when you answer a random ad on a bulletin board at work and get a roommate that way. You never know what you're going to get, so I'm here.

And bothering you guys. Like I said, you don't look all that uncomfortable, which I'm impressed with, because that story would make people, you know, a little hot and bothered anyway, or squirmy or something, because, anyway. Why? Are you, are you fucking with me right now? Why was he tied to the coffee table? Are you really asking that, or are you being funny? Wow, okay, well, it works better that way.

The sex part, when I'm teasing him, and he can't get away, if he's strapped to something. Did this not occur to you? Oh.

He actually prefers it, that he can't get away. That's part of the fun. No, no, no, no, no, no, oh god, no, not a boyfriend, oh, no.

Just a friend that I tie down sometimes, because we like the same things, but no, not a boyfriend. I don't have one of those. You're very interested in this, and the fact that you just asked if that was my boyfriend tells me that you're fishing to see if I'm single, which tells me you're thinking about things.

Am I right? All right, don't answer me then. Let me ask you this, have you ever been tied up? No? Never? Huh.

You are so intrigued right now, yeah, because you're like leaning toward me, and like riveted. We still have quite a bit of time before my lovely brother comes home, would you like to try it? Why are you laughing? I'm not joking.

No, absolutely not, I don't joke about that. I would be willing to show you what that's all about, if you'd like. Yeah? Okay, well, let's go into the room that you'll be occupying.

Are you sure? Yeah, come with me. You're sure about this, because it can get a little intense.

Okay. All right. I'm going to leave the door open, because sometimes when you're tied up for the first time, it can feel really claustrophobic, so I'm going to leave the door open so you can see the rest of the apartment, and it gives you a little bit more spatial awareness.

Does that make sense? Okay, good. So why don't you take your clothes off? I feel like I'm like teaching a class or something.

Fuck. Get naked, and we'll do something. Well, you're about to have a really good time.

Oh, you're nervous. Don't be nervous. If you're really that hesitant, we don't have to.

Okay. Come here. Come here.

This whole thing has been surreal and very clinical, so come here. Just. ..

One thing you're going to have to learn in here is to do as you're told. It doesn't go well for you if you don't. It's kind of part of it.

Come here, please. There you go. Hold still.

A little more conventional? Yeah? Here, let me help.

Let's get this shirt off. Watch your head. There.

Okay. Pants, too. Okay, you deal with the rest of that, and I'm going to figure out how to tie you up.

Oh, I know. Here. I am wearing a belt today.

There we go. What? Is the belt scary? No, it's actually a good thing to tie you up with, because then I can do both hands at once just to the headboard.

And it's not overly uncomfortable. If I had known this is what was going to happen, I would have brought stuff. But we're going to work with what we have, and the belt is a good first option.

So, you good? Okay, lay down. Don't make me say it again.

Thank you. Put your hands above your head. You can hold the bars on the headboard.

Together, please, because I have to use one belt. Very nice. Thank you.

Here, let's get you tied up. Now, you're sure you want to do this? Okay.

Is that too tight? No? You sure? You can't get out of it, can you? No? Alright, good.

Good. That was good. Alright, now your feet.

I have to improvise here. Oh, I have an idea. The sleeve of your shirt will do just fine.

Yes, that is as wide as it will go. I want your legs spread. There.

And then, I'll take off my shirt and use the sleeve of that for the other leg. Okay, here. Good? Too tight? Perfect.

Okay. If you need to stop, just say so, okay? Yeah, I want to tease you and have fun.

I don't want you to be, like, upset. Okay? Okay.

Actually, on second thought, look, I want you to think of a word that you can say when you want me to stop. Because sometimes when you're being teased, you're like, oh, stop, stop, stop, but you really don't want me to. So, the word is, it's called a safe word, and it's better.

Because then I know for sure you're like, no, I'm done. Okay, sure, that's your safe word. Remember that.

Okay? Okay. Alright.

Mm-hmm. Have you ever been called a good boy before? Oh, you just twitched.

So, even if you haven't, you like it. Want me to say it again? Good boy? Well.

Well. I'm just going to take my pants off. And this bra.

And this bra. And now you can see everything. For about five seconds.

Well, I'm covering your eyes. Mm-hmm. I find it's better to concentrate on feeling.

I'm just going to lay this across your eyes. There you go. Yeah, it's just my pants.

The legs of my pants. You good? Okay.

There. Everything is so much more intense when you can't see, but you can feel. For example.

Feel how warm my hands are on your chest? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

I just rub over your nipples. Does that feel good? Yeah? Yeah? Well, your cock is getting harder just laying there with me touching you, so I'm assuming it feels good.

I'm just going to lean down and. .. You like my tongue on your nipple? A wildly underappreciated erogenous zone for men.

I'll keep rubbing the other one. Good boy. Switch.

Now. I'll keep rubbing on this side. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. What if I move my hands down, lightly scraping my nails over your chest and your stomach? Mm-hmm.

Mm, your cock is twitching. Ooh. And then I get down here to your groin, and I just lightly massage around the base of your cock, kneading the flesh, slipping my hands down into the creases of your thighs, in under your balls, just rubbing lightly.

Ooh. Coming back up around the base of your cock, squeezing but not touching you. Not touching you.

Mm-hmm. Ooh. Mm, and back down again.

Ooh, yes. How you doing up there? Good? Do you like it? Oh, you do.

A lot, huh? Mm. Do you want me to touch your cock? You do? Too bad.

Ah. I'm still playing, but I will come down here and start rubbing these heavy balls. Mm.

Mm. Push down on the top of your pelvis, right around the base of your cock, while I take these full churning balls in my hand, and I just roll them around. Ooh, yeah, that pressure there just makes it so much more intense, doesn't it? Mm-hmm.

Oh. Your balls are getting heavier in my hand, and the first drops of pre-cum are sliding out the tip of you. Mm-hmm.

Good boy. Holding so still. Ah.

Mm. What if I just dip my finger in this pre-cum, and, mm, taste it? Taste it.

Mm. Oh. You hear me licking my finger? Tasting you.

Ah! Did you just push your hips up to me? Oh.

That's not okay. In fact, I think you're getting a little too interested. These balls are getting heavy too quickly.

What if we just tug on them? Oh. I'm sorry, was I rough? That's what happens when you don't do as you're told.

You were told to stay still. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

It's all right. You don't need to apologize, just don't do it again. Now, mm, I'm going back down here, underneath these heavy balls, massaging just this little spot behind them.

I'm not going down there, don't worry. Just staying right underneath your balls.