“The Straight Bros” in MW3 Betas Lobby (Im sorry, I’m dying inside at this title and audio)

Transcript

Yo dude, how you liking the fucking beta? This shit's going amazing, isn't it? I know that some people don't like their SMGs and all that shit, but I think overall the game's coming out pretty well, don't you?

Yeah? Modern Warfare 3? I'm excited for when it comes out for the zombies.

Hey, why are you going behind me? Yo, bro, I don't think we should be doing this. What the fuck, man? No, uh.

.. Fucking shit, why are you beside me right now? You are.

.. girthy. Oh, God.

And you're strong too. Fuck. Dude, I didn't even take a fucking drink of water before this.

You motherfucker. You at least told me to drink water. Because you know we're both fucking obliterated high right now.

You can't just do this. I mean. ..

Well, no shit I don't mind, but. .. I didn't expect you to start fucking railing me.

What the fuck, man? Thank you. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Oh, God. Fuck.

Oh, shit.