You've been dating for months, taking is slow and steady. But tonight she's feeling like she wants more than just a few kisses.
Ah Here's to trying to not make this weird No, no, no, I'm not uncomfortable I am Awkward and Stupid and You look really nice By the way, oh No, I I Should just say thank you. Shouldn't I? Thank you, uh, I Own this dress.
It's a very Interesting story Well, I liked it so I bought it Hmm it's a very complicated compelling drama that could be played out over many many episodes Yes, yes, I am I I'm sorry. It's just weird cuz the kids aren't here. It's like, ah, what am I doing here? If I'm not watching the kids and it's like, uh-huh Seeing you like that and yeah, I'm I'm me and I'm Saying the stuff coming out of my mouth and you're like looking at me like what?
Why have I invited this woman into my house and I'm like a question why have you Yeah We disclosed that last time didn't we we? somehow for some reason Said that we like each other. What is with that, right? It's like get a room, you know Yes, we do we have Not only a room we have a whole friggin house.
So that's something Could I possibly bother you for another drink No I don't even really like alcohol, but I like feeling like huh. This isn't so scary No, no You don't understand you don't make me feel scared. I make me feel scared.
Like please just Shh This gorgeous man wants you in his house near his kids Please just with the words just so if I say anything stupid or insensitive or gross or embarrassing, please please just know that is 100% me not you Although it doesn't help when you say things like that, so And there's Nothing it just uh, I used to being called adorable. So yeah Like that other drink, please Yes, please come on Do not be mean I don't respond well to it. I I just shrivel up and die Thank you What is the least spicy alcohol you have Mmm the higher the sugar content the better Hmm We were merrily discussing the possibility of that somehow someday potentially becoming Oh No, it's just No, it's just whenever you say you draw or paint people have this like Idea that you're Pablo Picasso and I am so really truly not so Just keep that in mind if I ever ever ever show you Words cannot express how much I do not wish to play truth or dare Not on any level I Because truth or dare was invented to make people do embarrassing things and to find out who likes who and I Don't know if you're aware I kind of sort of tolerate your existence No Oh forgot If I show you Will you please never ever ever ever ever?
Bring it up again Promise Swear on your children's lives I Have some very unfocused unprofessional pictures Please please promise me you have a realistic expectation Okay Oh shut up No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not no no I'm not listening to this You are being kind and a fuel with alcohol and you like me, of course, you're gonna say it's good No, I can't hear you No This is what I do when your kids won't listen to me no Oh, please please stop Because it's fine, you know, it's like yeah, it's it's alright, but I Have so so much work to do before I'm like here. I may present this to anyone someone So yeah Okay, when I get famous, yeah I don't want to be famous. I want My comfort zone.
Oh Thank you very much, but um, I Have lots to do before yeah, so Hey You should consider yourself a bully You forced me to show my mediocre art and now I just Don't know I Don't know man I'm just embarrassed in I Don't know if you notice but I am very twitchy around you because yeah And say it was a bad kind of twitchy I Twitchy You know like The appropriate amount of twitchy when you Like I don't know why I'm talking all breathy. I'm sorry Yeah Oh, I'm sorry I have much practice Mm-hmm Okay, well you're definitely just saying Getting used to Oh Really sorry be um I don't know what but um I Don't know if there's like a Expectation with you the kids being with their grandparents, but um, I Don't think I'm Ready You know, and I'm sorry Okay No, I know you Thank you You're very much down for more kissing I Don't like you touch my boobs Oh Oh I I Always wondered if you were a boom Hmm Oh Oh.