❤️ The Sitter (2) ❤️ (F4M) (Talking About What Happened) (Giving in to Our Feelings) (Sitting On Your Lap) (Sensual Kisses)

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And they are officially asleep. Hey. I'm good, how are you? I don't know what you're talking about.

Awkward and embarrassed? I don't know her. I'm sitting on this couch because I like it.

And it has nothing to do with him being on the other one. And the fact that we kissed and dry humped a little? No, not.

.. Maybe slightly, I don't. ..

Don't look at me. Cause I kissed you and that's not professional and, um, yeah. Yeah, but.

.. Probably doesn't matter that you kissed me back, it's more that I am. ..

I was the inciting incident and nothing you say can change that, so I'm sorry. I just mean you were sad and wanting to talk and I'm sorry if I was, like, creeping. I didn't mean to and I certainly don't dislike you for that.

I like all of you, I like that you're a nice dad. I like that you make your kids cute little bento box lunches, I just think you are. ..

A really nice person and it doesn't hurt that you're good looking, but that is just. .. A nice little bonus.

So. .. So, um.

.. Hey. ..

No, no, no, no, no, I'm not uncomfortable, I'm just. .. Awkward and embarrassed and, like.

.. Holy. ..

This is moving fast and. .. No.

.. You can sit next to me, I just. ..

No, they were fine. They colored and drew and smeared pasta all over that kitchen counter and everything was fine. It's just us weird grown-ups that are weird and awkward and can't deal with intimacy shifts.

I should've stayed a cat. I'm so good at playing with modeling clay and shoving crayons on my nose and. ..

Not so good at this feelings and appropriate boundaries and. .. Ugh.

.. Um, how are you doing? You don't need to worry about me, I'm fine, I am.

.. Just me. Met, are you okay? That was kind of a lot last week.

With the sharing and the talks and the. .. Stuff.

I'm good. I know. I know.

Hey. I am burning you with this whole, uh, feelings and we kissed and what and. ..

You're not complaining. So I'm not gonna complain about, ooh, I'm a man and I shared a feeling, cause you know what? It's refreshing as fuck.

To be like, I. .. Feel.

.. And I don't know what I'm doing and I have these two babies that look at me and it's like, I want to have answers but I don't. ..

And I just feel like guys are just taught to be like, no, I just put up shelves and go to work and. .. What mental illness? I don't know him.

And it's like, I think you might. Not a criticism, just. ..

Thank you. The misunderstandings between the sexes needs to be bridged. Absolutely fucking not.

I just say things to fill silence because it's like, oh no, silence, it must be my fault, so. .. That's where I'm coming from.

Sorry if that's annoying or like, God, woman, just. .. So, yeah.

But I'm glad we had the talk and. .. I feel like I'm someone you can talk to.

Not just a mediocre face. No, I was not a fish for you to say I'm pretty, I'm not. ..

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know how to do that, I'm sorry. Yes.

I know, I know, you're not. .. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

You don't think I'm hideous, that's nice. Please meet me halfway, I'm trying. Yeah.

Um. .. Sorry, uh.

.. No, it's just, I thought you were gonna kiss me and so I was like, uh, leave a pause, I don't know if I should close my eyes and. ..

This is probably why I'm single. Okay. Okay, admittedly that was kind of a fish for a kiss.

And it worked, so. .. Um.

.. Just ask for one. Sir, I do not have a drop of alcohol in my system, that would be impossible.

You're welcome to ask for one. You know. If you feel up to it.

Do you always put women in your lap when you want to kiss them? Why weren't I special? Sorry.

You're tickling me. When you touch my ear. It just feels funny, so.

.. I don't. ..

Well, that's nice. Aw. Just.

.. Awkward. And embarrassing.

Not really sure how to tell you what. .. I.

.. Need to tell you. Um.

.. Well, um. ..

I like you, and, um. .. I think you might like me.

And when two people usually like each other, they, um. .. Show that through.

.. Kisses, and. ..

Dry humping, and. .. And actual humping, um, but.

.. The thing is, despite being. ..

Very good at all the other stuff, and being 27, and. .. Really should've had this thought out by now, but, um, I've never, um.

.. Fucked before. Ugh.

There wasn't, like, a cool way to say that, but that was really, really not cool. I'm sorry. I just, I'm.

.. There's opportunity, and. ..

I just. .. Never wanted to.

It was just kind of like, I don't wanna. .. Sex with you, I'm fine with, like, all the other stuff, but this is like, nah.

No, no thank you. And now I'm 27, and. ..

A grown-ass old lady, and I haven't had a penis inside of me, and now it's a thing, and it's like. .. Fuck.

You know? And it's. ..

You are. .. Really good-looking, and nice, and sweet, and.

.. I am. ..

Probably just some fling. And it's like, phew, I didn't need a virgin for that, you know? It's like.

.. Are you. ..

No, I know. I know you're not a dick, I know you wouldn't be like, ugh, a virgin, but. ..

It's kind of a thing, and. .. I'm sorry.

Because this should be like. .. Ooh, babysitter on the couch, easy fuck.

No, it's like, she got feelings, and issues, and. .. And I'm sorry.

I should've just been able to lend a hand, let you vent, and then. .. We just screw on the couch, and it's exciting, and thrilling, and it's like, no.

I don't know how to do that, I mean, I do, but. .. I've never done it, and.

.. You have two babies to prove you have, so. ..

Yeah. And I have officially killed the moon. But I didn't want to lie, so.

.. Here we are. No.

I do not want you to be just a fling, but. .. I didn't know what you want, and I don't.

.. I'm not asking you to be anything you don't want to be, I just. ..

This is a sitch, and yeah. Balls. Totally.

Here. I like you too. I'm glad we got that cleared up.

Well, that is true. You have your babies, and I have my virginity. But your baggage is cute, and mine is, like, really? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

No. I want to work up to it, and. ..

Go slow, and be wholesome, and cute, and. .. Weird and funny, and, yeah.

Okay. Then let's just do that. Okay.

I won't master you for sex, then. No, I will simply. ..

Masturbate really respectfully to you. I don't know. I don't know what that was.

Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww. Back, back, back, backspace. You have strange, strange tastes.

Ugh. In fact, it might be your burnout from work. You don't actually like me, you're just somehow having this mirage, and.

.. I'm sorry. I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.

This is why I should've stayed a kid. Aw. Thank you.

For not being like, oh, why? Because it never happened. I never felt like you, you are the penis I want inside me.

It just kind of felt like I'd just be doing this to do it, and I don't really want you inside me, so. .. That's why.