The Popular Dude Who Bullies You Is Actually Tsundere For You!

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Yeah, I mean, I carried the team this year, if we're being honest. You've seen me out there, right? I'm kind of a beast, you know? Yeah, that was a gnarly slide into home.

A couple of scrapes, but no big deal. I ate that shit. Nah, it doesn't hurt.

I'm used to it at this point. Yeah, yeah, no doubt, no doubt. Oh, that? Yeah, I got that truck for my 18th birthday.

Plenty of room in the back. I keep blankets in there and a few pillows in case, you know? Case someone wants to, like, chill with me.

Anyway, I'm going to miss seeing you in that sexy ass cheerleading uniform after we graduate. Yeah, hell yeah, I always saw you when I was out on the field. You're always looking so nerd.

What the fuck are you looking at? I mean, seriously, I've been trying to ignore you, but staring is getting fucking weird. Oh, you're not staring? Okay, well, fuck, can we have some privacy? Yeah, I know we're outside, but there's a million other places on campus you can be.

Go the fuck away. Hey, I'm sorry, baby. Did you want to get out of what? Oh my God, I was not being mean to her.

She's the one being late. You're leaving. Well, I'll just come with.

Oh, now I can't even come with you. I'm not an asshole. I was just trying to get to know you.

Come on, babe. Don't be like that. Babe, come back.

Okay. Well, call me. You see, nerd, your fucking fault for creeping her the fuck out.

What? My fault? You don't know shit.

Wearing thick-ass glasses doesn't make you smart. Why do you wear those anyway? They're so fucking ugly.

You wear those long-ass socks bunched up around the ankles? You don't give a single shit about being attractive, do you? Your hair is always in that messy-ass ponytail with that same fucking scrunchie.

Yeah, you should be embarrassed, honestly. Yeah, yeah, don't care about societal norms. My ass.

I'm not buying that for a second. I saw you try to look prettier for the senior prom. You tried to wear a dress that you thought was sexy, only it was baggy in all the wrong places.

Looked like you tried to curl your hair, but instead of like the bombshell look, you looked more like an electrocuted poodle. Don't even get me started on your makeup attempts. Oh, did they? Well, your little nerd friends lied to you.

You looked fucking ridiculous. I'll bet you all went together, lady stag style, and told yourselves you'd prefer to go to prom with each other, huh? When the reality is, none of you weirdos could get any dates, could you? Oh, I'm sure.

How did it feel to watch me get crowned prom king and watch me slow dance with the prom queen all romantic and shit? Did you wish it was you? Did you wish you had someone this hot to slow dance with? And feel up on your ass a little? Maybe share a soft, sweet kiss? Ooh, now she's quiet.

You did, didn't you? Pathetic. Come here, sit down.

If you didn't want to talk to me anymore, you would have left a long time ago, Desperado. Since you're enjoying attention from me so much, come sit closer. I'm tired of talking across the hall while you pretend to be busy at your locker.

Well, hey, little cockblocker. You know, I always pretend I don't notice, but I always see you lurking around in my vicinity. Out of all the places you could study, I always see you up in the stands with your books spread across the bleachers while we practice.

Whenever I used to make out with my ex-girlfriend last year by her locker, somehow you were coincidentally nearby, peering behind a fucking tree or something. Oh, is that not true? Yeah, you know it's true.

You always do that exact little nose wrinkle to inch your glasses up when we would mistakenly make eye contact. Yeah, makes you look like a little fucking rodent, like a little bunny or something. Maybe that's what I'll call you.

Bunny. So, why are you always staring? Are you a touch star of Little Bunny? Did you stare at me with your head tilted to the side, eyes slightly shut as though you were imagining it was you I was tonguing down?

You did, didn't you? Damn, Bunny, you've watched too many 90s rom-coms. That's not how the real world works.

Guys like me simply would never be into little geeky bunnies like you. So, how long have you had a crush on me? Oh my god, how long are you going to keep lying about it? I thought we were better than that.

We have a relationship, you know? You creep me out, I call you out and tell you how dumb your nerd glasses look on you, and then I tell you to stop fucking lingering around me. And then it all starts over again when you inevitably show up in my immediate vicinity again.

We have history, so the least you can do is be honest with me. No? Okay, so if I get in real close to you like this, it wouldn't matter to you or anything, because every single one of those instances was a coincidence, and you don't have a crush on me, right?

Oh, okay. And if I use my fingertips to graze your jawline softly and then move them to beneath your chin and tilt your face upwards towards mine, it wouldn't mean anything to you, would it? Oh, good then.

I suppose you wouldn't want to continue this conversation in the back of my truck, would you? Because it's getting late, and most people have left, but there's still some stragglers. Even though this is the last week of high school, I still can't have anyone seeing me associate with Desperado Bunny.

You get it, yeah? Unless you'd rather just spend the rest of the evening solo, since you don't like me at all, why would you want to spend another second with me? Oh, really? The Virgin Nerd Brigade hasn't planned a Big Bang Theory marathon tonight or anything? Alright, come on then.

Since it's after hours, I parked in the faculty section. It's close by, and everyone will see this bad boy. Yeah, yeah, the silver one.

Here, take my hand. Well, what do you think? Nice, huh? I brought you here because you're all by yourself for some reason, and because I feel bad for you, obviously.

Is that a shiver? Is that a shiver? Are you cold? Uh, here, you can borrow my letterman jacket.

Yeah, don't mention it. So, like, are you actually a virgin? What? No, seriously? Who was it? Who was it? Oh, I had that nerd in Geometry.

Did you guys, like, date or something? He didn't want to. Damn, what kind of douche just takes someone's virginity and then just.

.. What, you didn't tell him you were a virgin? Why wouldn't you tell him? Yeah, you should have told him.

He would have probably handled you with more care. Well, how was it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, time out.

Huh? He didn't start with any foreplay. Oh, God.

Okay, okay, I'm listening. So, he kissed you for a second and then asked if you wanted to fuck, and you agreed. Yeah, I'll bet it did fucking hurt.

You weren't properly lubricated, to be blunt. Did he at least kiss you, like, passionately? What do you mean you think so? Did it feel like a movie when he kissed you? Nah, huh? Well, that's the problem.

What does a movie kiss feel like? Um, well. ..

Do you, like, want me to show you? Uh, do you, like, want me to show you? Okay, well, like, don't fucking tell anyone, okay? It's just the only way I know how to convey to you what I mean by movie kiss.

Alright, let's take these hideous glasses off. Oh, hmm, interesting. What? Oh, nothing, um, your eyes are, like, sort of pretty.

But, uh, anyway, close your eyes. I'm just gonna lift your chin with my finger like this, and gently. ..

And then we break the kiss, and look at each other in the eyes, and lean back in with more passion, like this. Do you mind if I use my tongue a little? For, like, educational purposes.

Okay, um, open your mouth slightly for me, when our lips meet. That wasn't bad at all. That wasn't bad at all, bunny.

How, uh, how was it for you? Like a movie, huh? It's too bad you decided to lose your virginity to that asshole.

You at least deserve the full treatment for your first time, and to think he didn't? Wait, you've never had oral before? Wait, you've never had oral before? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You went down on him, and he didn't reciprocate? Fuck, you desperate, needy little nerd. You really should have more respect for yourself than.

.. Oh, shit. Hey, are you crying? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, stop that.

Stop that, will you? No, no, no. We can't have that.

Especially not in my Letterman. Look, it's okay. You didn't know.

Fuck that dude, okay? I wanna show you something, but you have to stop crying, and you have to admit it. Stop with the gaslighting, and admit that you fucking want me.

Admit that you follow me around and stare at me. And dream of me. Admit that you fucking.

.. Ah, finally. I mean, if you're gonna be a lovesick desperado, at least own it.

So, here's what I wanna do. I wanna go down on you, and I wanna make you come for the very first time. I wanna show you how your first time should have been, if you'll let me.

Damn, that was a quick yes. Maybe the quickest one I've ever heard. So, take that pillow beside you for your head, and lay back for me.

Yeah, here. Look, everyone's already gone. Once we lay down, no one will see us in the bed of this truck anyway.

Good girl. Lift your butt and lift that skirt. Okay, and I'll just slide off these soaked granny panties.

Damn, the kissing really turned you on, didn't it? Jeez, bunny, these panties are so unflattering for such a perfect little pussy underneath. It's almost disrespectful.

Now, I need you to spread your legs. Yeah, just like that. I'm just gonna tease the entrance a little with my tongue, okay? Really gently, like this.

Mmm, bunny girl. Mmm, bunny girl, you taste really good. What the fuck? Mmm, I'm gonna move up towards your clit now, okay? Gentle up and down licks.

Mmm, that was a big shudder. Are you okay? Okay, good, because now I want to lightly suck on this cute little clit, okay? You taste so good, bunny.

No, you taste so fucking good. Hey, sweetie, relax, okay? Don't hold your breath.

Breathe through it, okay? Those soft little moans are really sexy. You can let them out.

There's no one here but us. There's no one watching us but the stars. Mmm, does that feel good? No, don't stop.

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just checking in. Fuck. Fuck, you taste good.

So fucking good. I could literally do this all fucking night, I swear to God. Mmm, you have to tell me when you're gonna come, okay? Oh, you'll know, trust me.

Mmm. You feel something? You feel something? What does it feel like? Oh, you're definitely about to come, baby.

I mean, bunny. Yeah, that's it. Arch that back and let it take over your whole fucking body.

Mmm, you feel so good. Mmm, you taste so good. Mmm, come for me, bunny girl.

Yes, there you go. Mmm, all over my face like a good little needy bunny. So, how was it? So, how was it? Well, good, you deserved it after that fucked up experience you had.

Wait, what's that? You want me to fuck you now? Oh, you need me to, huh? Are you sure? Do you have a.

.. Oh, birth control. No offense, but why? Cleared up your acne? You know, I noticed you looked prettier this.

.. You looked, you know. ..

Okay, anyway, I'm gonna slide down these joggers and get on top of you, okay? Yeah, I cut really hard while I was eating you out. You like it? Cool.

Okay, I'm gonna kiss you again while I push myself inside you, okay? You ready? Okay.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Fuck, are you kidding me? You're like a virgin type. I'm not even all the way in.

Yeah, okay, I'm just. .. Fuck.

I'm just getting used to it. Okay. Oh my God, fuck.

Oh my God, you're so tight. I don't know how long I'm gonna last, baby. You feel so fucking good.

Fuck. I'm gonna pump slow, okay? Oh, shit.

My whole body feels like it's buzzing right now. Wrap your legs around my waist, bunny. I'm gonna lace my fingers in yours and hold your arms above your head.

I need to move a little faster, okay? If it's too much, tell me. We can stop whenever you want to.

Keep going? Okay. Fuck.