The Pink Lady Pirate (parody song from Episode 13, Old flames series - Literature Lover)
*** Check out the full series @wanderwomanaudio on YouTube and Patreon. This is a F4A audio roleplay story where the voice actor is a pansexual cis female, and the listener character identifies as bisexual and can be any gender (cis, trans, non-binary, intersex, fluid etc). *** The premise of this episode is that Wander Woman is helping the listener character (a previous one-night-stand who is now a good friend, Literature Lover) through a bout of pain related to their medical condition and disability (paraplegia): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m3o8FyxRLU . WW sings LL several sea shanties and lullabies over the phone to comfort and distract them, including this eroticized version of The Wellerman (traditional New Zealand sea shanty) about a female pirate and her younger sailor lover. LL is Latinx-American and WW is French-Canadian. They are both of similar height and stature, but LL uses a wheelchair and is more athletic than WW. LL is in a romantic relationship with a polyamorous younger man, and is considering becoming polyamorous themselves but is still wary after a previous divorce. WW is polyamorous and pansexual, and hoping to date LL.
Transcript
There once was a pirate that roamed the sea, the name of the pirate was the Pink Lady. Her dress blew up, her hat dipped down, blow my buccaneer blow. Soon may the wonder woman come, to bring her rapture and glee and fun.
One day when their tonguing is done, they'll make her fucking blow. She not been one hour from shore, when down on her, her sailor bore. The seafarer used their sword and swore, when she took that ship in tow.
Soon may the wonder woman come, to bring her rapture and glee and fun. One day when their tonguing is done, they'll make her fucking blow. For forty days and even more, their bodies went slack then tight once more.
As deep into the other as the ocean floor, boy did that ship go. Soon may the wonder woman come, to bring her rapture and glee and fun. One day when their tonguing is done, they'll make her fucking blow.
As far as I've heard, they're still going strong. The fucking's not done, and the sailor's still young. The Pink Lady pirate needs her sugar and rum, blow my buccaneer blow.
Soon may the wonder woman come, to bring her rapture and glee and fun. One day when their tonguing is done, they'll make her fucking blow. Lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, lai.
Hai, err lai, li lai, la la lai, la la lai.
-watering second of every track.