*** Check out the full series @wanderwomanaudio on YouTube and Patreon. This is a F4A audio roleplay story where the voice actor is a pansexual cis female, and the listener character can be any gender (cis, trans, non-binary, intersex, fluid etc) or sexual orientation (lesbian, bi, pan, queer, straight etc) *** The premise of this episode is that Wander Woman is offering the listener character (her friend-with-benefits, Lonely Leader) a perfect birthday, starting with morning sex. WW introduces LL to a game called Pet-the-Jaguar to better learn what they enjoy sexually, where LL masturbates and then WW reciprocates. LL is described as Afro-Brazilian, a bottom/switch, new to dating, and with a taller & larger body type than WW. WW is French-Canadian, a top/switch, and shorter & smaller in stature than LL. They are polyamorous comets and FWBs, but this does not mean hook-ups, booty calls and no-strings-attached-sex. FWB for them means a very long-term and close friendship first and foremost, that also includes deep emotional intimacy, romantic attachment, and a sexual relationship. But they see each other only occasionally and do not have formal commitments to each other beyond their friendship.
As you listen to this audio roleplay, I invite you to use headphones and imagine yourself as the main character of this story. Good morning, wildcat. Yeah, I've been awake for a little while.
I've just been watching you, adoring you, feeling so fortunate to know you and to have the honor of being your friend and now also your lover. You looked so peaceful and relaxed while you were sleeping. I realized I rarely see you that relaxed, except when we were in Brazil with your family.
When we were kids, I saw that relaxed side to you tons, but as adults, I'm really getting how these moments with me and your family are some of the only moments you can truly let your guard down. And I just feel really honored, honestly. It makes me so happy to be one of your safe places and to be lying here naked next to you.
Oh, and feliz aniversario, mi amor. Yeah, I know today isn't officially your birthday, but we're going to celebrate today like it is. Think of today as the perfect birthday you have imagined and fantasized about all of those times you had to spend your birthday working and alone.
Today, there will be no job and no loneliness, no responsibilities, no self-sacrificing for the greater good, no wearing masks, no feeling alone in the crowd, no feeling invisible on the day you should be worshipped. On this perfect birthday, there will only be play and relaxation and togetherness and you being cherished. I promise.
And what else would make this a perfect birthday for you? Yeah? More playing in bed? Yeah, I can do that.
Cuddles? Another bath, but together? Oh yeah, that sounds heavenly.
I would love to. And maybe a forest walk or a swim in the lake? A little eating? A little more playing? You got it, mi amor.
Yeah, all of those activities are solidly in my wheelhouse. Yeah, yeah, I think I can manage that. I would be honored to do that, actually.
Well then, it sounds like we have a packed agenda for this perfect birthday. So let's get to it, shall we? Yeah, I'm especially excited to get to item number one on the perfect birthday activity list.
More playing in bed, did you say? Sure, I know some fun games. Um, leapfrog? Ring around the rosie? We all go round the mulberry bush? Pop goes the weasel? Oh I see, not children's games? Right, right, you want to play wildcat games.
Well, I think I can concoct a little something. Well, I have a game that I personally think is one of the best fucking birthday games ever. Yeah, that might have multiple meanings.
Well, let's see. Alright, the first ingredient we need is to wake up with a sexy naked lover in your bed? Well excellent, we can check that off our list then.
It would also be preferable if that bed is in a beautiful location in the wilderness, with only the sweet sound of the birds and your lover's enchanting voice filtering through the quiet peacefulness. Wow, oh my gosh, that is so fortunate, knowing people who know people. Man, you're so lucky.
Well that's great then, we can tick off finding a beautiful birthday location on our list then. We got that one covered too. What's next? Well, I think the next key step is that the sexy naked lover should gaze at you adoringly while you sleep and profess their gratitude for you and wish you happy birthday almost immediately after you wake up, preferably in your mother tongue.
And maybe a bit with their tongue too? Oh wow, look at that. We can check that off our to-do list too.
Incredible. This is going so well, wouldn't you say? Yes, I think we're having a very productive perfect birthday so far.
Okay, well, now the final step in this playing in bed game is the most important part. Yeah, yeah, let's go over the rules. And then you can tell me if you want to play or not, okay? Alright, well, this little game is called Pet the Jaguar.
Yeah, yeah, you'll love it, trust me. Best fucking birthday game ever, remember? Okay, I'll tell you how to play.
It's very simple and pretty self-explanatory. Well, we pick one person to be the jaguar. And the goal of the game is to pet the jaguar.
Yeah, until they climax. Yeah, yeah, and obviously with you being the birthday wildcat and all, it only makes sense that you be the jaguar today. Yes, and as I mentioned previously, the goal is to pet you until you come.
No, no, but it's not merely about me pleasuring you until you orgasm. There is some competition involved. This is a game, after all.
Well, you and I would each take turns petting you. That's if you're comfortable with me touching you and you touching yourself in front of me. Well, basically, for 30 seconds, you can touch yourself however you desire with your hands.
Pet yourself in whatever way arouses you and brings you pleasure. And during that time, I will watch and learn what you like. And then I get 30 seconds to touch you within whatever parameters you set.
So, for example, if you don't want me to touch certain parts of your body, I won't. Or if you just want me to touch in one spot or in one way, I can do that too. We'll make sure it feels safe for you.
But the idea is that I'm going to try to learn from watching you and then give you what I think would feel good for you in response to what you show me. Then after 30 seconds, you take over and it's your turn to touch yourself and teach me again. Well, whoever's turn it is, when you come, is the winner of the game.
Yeah, is that a game you might like to play in bed with me? Yeah? Yes, yes, it is a bit different than other Canadian birthday party games you're used to.
Yeah, I admit. Although, if you want us to play pin the tail on the donkey later, we can do that too. Oh yeah? Really? Okay.
Okay, this is going to be fun. Yeah? Awesome.
Alright. Okay, shall we begin? Yeah? Alright, tell me what the parameters are.
How can I touch you? Cool. Cool, sure, yeah.
So whatever you do to yourself, I can do to you? Got it. Okay, I'll do what you do.
Yeah, yeah, show me. Oh, oh right, we need a timer. Let me just grab my phone here.
Okay, I'll get it to ring every 30 seconds. Actually, you know what? I'll get it to meow every 30 seconds.
Yeah, that seems perfect for a game of pet the jaguar, don't you think? Okay. Alright, are you ready, jaguar? Well then, let's get you lying on your back, shall we? You comfortable? Yeah? Okay.
Alright, teach me, wildcat. When the timer meows, you can start touching yourself, and I will watch. Oh my god, you are beautiful.
Oh wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, show me. Yeah, yeah, I want to know what pleases you. Fuck, this is so hot.
Oh yeah, I want to learn how to make you feel like that. Oh god, I want to make you feel like that. Oh fuck, I really want to touch you like that.
Oh thank god, it's my turn now. I swear, this game is just as much fun when you're not the jaguar. Okay, let me touch you like you were touching yourself.
How does that feel? Oh my god, that's hot. Fuck.
Oh, you are so fucking sexy. God damn it, you are more. You are so gorgeous right now.
I'm kind of losing my fucking mind. Oh shit. Okay, your turn again.
Show me more. I want to see more. Oh god, wildcat.
I'm so fucking turned on by you. Fuck, you are so beautiful, you are more. You are so beautiful.
Damn, I love your sounds and expressions. Oh, you are extraordinary. Oh finally, my turn again.
Okay, okay, I'm learning, wildcat. This is how you like to be stroked, right? Yeah? Yeah? Right here? Oh god damn, that's some serious cause and effect.
Go wildcat, go. I am so fucking grateful to get to do this for you. Thank you so much for showing me.
Oh jeez. Oh jeez. I really want to make you come.
Oh yeah, a little disappointed. It's your turn now. And show me what you want me to do when it's my turn again.
Oh my god, yes. Show me. Fuck.
Oh mi amor. Show me. Oh yeah, like that.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. You are so fucking sexy right now.
Oh I can't even. Okay wildcat, I gotcha. I'm learning from the master baiter.
Right there. Oh yeah, that's a winner. Oh, another purring button.
It even causes some serious quivering. Fuck, that's a dangerous spot. Remind me to hold you down next time I play in there.
Oh fuck. I don't think you're going to last mi amor. I think you're going to win.
Oh my god. I want to see you climax me so bad right now. Fuck.
Come for me. Fuck. Wait.
Wait. Wait. What are you doing? Why are you stopping? You want me to win this game of pet the jaguar? You are the birthday wildcat after all.
Your rules. Okay my wildcat, sing for me. Sing for me.
Sing. Oh sing. Sing.
Sing for me. Oh fuck. Oh my god mi amor.
That was so fucking hot. Do you like that game? Yeah? Yeah, very different than the games we played as a kid, huh? Yeah, yeah, you bet.
We can play again another day and I'll be the jaguar that time. You got yourself a deal, mi amor. Okay.
Now I believe the next item you mentioned on the perfect birthday list was cuddles. Is that right? Yes.
So like what kind of cuddles? Spooning? Or snuggles? Or uh, huggles? Yeah, yeah, that's what my niece calls long lingering hugs.
The kind you might give each other when you greet each other at the airport after an extended absence. I know, it's sweet, right? Yeah, huggles.
Of course. Excellent choice. Spooning it is.
Oh yes, I can absolutely be the big spoon. I would love to hold you. Mmm.
Mmm. You want to flip over to your left side and I'll spoon in behind you? Mmm.
There we go. Two beautiful peas in a pod. Can I put my arm over you? Here, give me your right hand so I can hold it in my right hand.
Mmm. I love rubbing my hands over your hands and intertwining our fingers like this. It's such a beautiful blending of each other.
Your skin is glorious. And I love kissing the back of your neck and the back of your shoulder like this. Mmm.
Your skin is glorious here too. Ahh. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm. I feel so blessed to have you in my arms right now. To be kissing your naked back.
And to feel so close to you. Mmm. Mmm.
I love you too. Obrigada, mi amor. I'm so, so happy with you.
Sim, you want to sleep a little more while we hold each other like this? Of course. Yeah, it does feel incredibly cozy to be pressed into you like this.
You're like a heated body pillow. Mmm. Mmm.
A body pillow that purrs. Mmm. And meows.
When you kiss it. And squeeze it. And hold it tightly against me.
Eu te amo muito. Durma bem. Sleep well, mi amor.
Mmm.