The Orc and The Elf TEASER

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One-on-one training starts in five, and I don't want to see any of you slacking. It's not a matter of how you complete the training, as long as you do complete it. Do I make myself clear? Good to know.

Hey, what's this? Oh, little elf. What is it exactly you think you can do here? I know you didn't come sniffing around my grounds to try to become a warrior.

Oh, you did? Well, fancy that, then. You're up first against this fit orc warrior.

I recommend you buckle up. This training is intensive, and I'm not too sure a pipsqueak like you is going to manage. All right, everyone clear out.

Now, you dawdle, and I make sure that you pay for it in sweat and tears later today. So, you want to step up to the hardest orc in this encampment, and take me on like you could fare well at such a feat? Pathetic for such a weakling like you.

But admirable. I have to admit I didn't expect such vigilance to stand by your decision. Or the confidence.

Maybe I won't make complete mincemeat out of you. Besides, what kind of warrior would I be if I didn't at least give you an honest chance to defend yourself, huh? Well, you've got the first move, bitch.

So let's see it. Yeah, I'm larger than you. By several feet, actually.

Are you unobservant or just lacking in basic intelligence? Come on, now. These fights aren't going to be in weight classes.

You're going to be dealing with the real world, and it isn't going to be a simple task. You're going to wind up as somebody's bottom bitch you keep going on instead of making a move. Move before I move you myself.

Worthless. Try again. Is that all? It's like squabbling with an elf on ice.

Your movements are sloppy, and you can barely lift the sword you've got. I'm not amused, little elf. Did you just attempt to strike my face? Well, maybe you have a little more in you than I thought.

That said, time to return the favor. Ah, like lifting a small sack of meat. By now, that's all you are to me.

A useless sack of meat. My hand on your throat makes it a little hard to think, doesn't it, little one? Well, I have more in store, and I expect full obedience.