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Doing inventory overnight sucks, and you and I somehow drew the short straw for it tonight. We still have hours to go and suddenly you decide you want to go home for a break. This makes no sense, given how little time we get for breaks, and honestly, I'm afraid you won't come back. But you're insistent and finally I find out why. You want to go home to get off so you can tolerate the rest of this shift. Why didn't you just say so in the first place? A good org*sm sounds like a great idea to me, and if we stay here, we can do it together, on company time... Full Audio: https://ohcleo.com/post/clzleatkp2392221jmydi88uk1
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What do you mean you're gonna go home? Um, why? So you're gonna drive home for like five minutes and then come back? That's stupid.
I know we both want to get out of this building, but that's gonna totally break our flow. Yeah. Okay.
Well, a good cup of coffee and, you know, not being in this space will probably do the same thing. What are you gonna do at home? You're gonna go home, you're gonna look at yourself in the mirror, you're gonna regret all your life choices up to this point because you're stuck doing this fucking crappy ass job, and then you're gonna come back and we're gonna get back into it?
That's dumb. Because if I was you and I went home, I wouldn't come back. So I don't want to run the risk that I'm gonna be here by myself to finish this.
No offense. Okay. You're, you're hiding something.
Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. Because there's no way you just want to go home for a break.
We can go into the break room and have that really good expensive coffee that we're probably not supposed to touch, and I don't give a shit, and have the same effect. Like, what? We've been working together for how many years? Yeah, you can tell me.
What, do you have somebody at home waiting for you? I didn't think you were seeing anybody. Okay, well, forgive my bluntness, but a good orgasm would be the only reason to go home, and if you don't have anybody waiting for you, then what the fuck is the point?
Oh my god, that is what you're thinking. Are you, are you telling me you want to go home and jerk off? What the fuck, dude? Well, yeah, a good orgasm can reset the mind, but, bruh.
No, you're not leaving. No. Well, go into the bathroom.
Or better yet, whip it out. You heard me. Well, if you're going to get off, I am too, so why don't we just do it together and make this shit show of a night a little bit better.
Yeah, take it out. You think I'm bluffing? No, the cameras aren't on.
Are you kidding? They don't want to waste the electricity of having the cameras on overnight. Yes, I'm serious.
Well, they must trust us not to steal stuff, I guess. That and the inventory is very closely counted. Why are we talking about this? Take off your fucking pants.
I'm going to. Yeah, right here. Well, there's nowhere to do it in the break room.
The table's definitely not sturdy enough, and have you seen that floor? I just cleaned this back counter here, so we're going to use that. Yeah.
Just take your fucking cock out. I'm going to get up on the counter. Uh, no.
You're not putting it in me. Dude, we're not that close. But I do like to suck cock, so if you'd like to use my mouth while I get myself off, I won't complain.
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