The jock at the library [Script Fill]

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Okay, p-value, so there's the equation, but what the hell is a null hypothesis? Oh, this is bullshit, maybe I should get a tutor, but they're expensive, I'm so fucked, maybe there's something here, which ones, Jesus, why are there so many books, oh damn, this is cute, hey, hey, excuse me, oh, sorry, didn't mean to yell, do you come here often? Yeah, I thought so, so, I'm struggling to find the math section, five, five, six, nine, what's, where is that, no, I wouldn't say this is my first time in a library, more like my third, fourth, maybe, you'll help, thank you so much, sorry, yes, yes, right, quiet, got it, I'll keep my lips sealed, okay, lead the way, so, pretty quiet in here, you get all the stuff done, oh, yeah, that's cool, yeah, cool, cool, cool, hey, have we met?

No, no, it's just, you look familiar, and I never forget your face, usually, yeah, you're right, you might just look like someone, so, it's pretty dull in here, sorry, sorry, I'm really thankful, oh, we're here already, thank you so much, you're a lifesaver, you know that? Maths, shit, there's a lot, oh, yeah, something to do with p-values or something like that, and something to do with hypothesis, hypotheses, that's the word, sorry, I'm loud again, aren't I? Maybe this one? I don't get any of this.

Oh, hey, do you, where did she, oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to startle you, but why are you up there? Hmm? Statistical what now? Oh, yeah, I think my professor mentioned something like that, wow, you really are smart, well, I just got the vibe, oh, yeah, because you hang around the library, but are you good up on that ladder?

Your legs are shaking, you could have just asked me to get it if you're scared, I'm getting my reach and stuff, you're not, well, okay, then, you're not very convincing, thank you, alternate hypotheses, null hypotheses again, this is complicated, I know, I know, I need to read, the words are too big, maybe I really do need a tutor, hey, do you, oh, damn, you got nice panties, hey, hey, hey, hey, careful, don't scramble like that, hey, whoa, whoa, that was close, holy shit, what the fuck were you thinking? If I hadn't caught you, you would have split your head wide open, I didn't mean to look up your skirt, but I couldn't help it, well, wait, no, that makes me sound like a pervert, what I'm trying to say is, oh, sorry, sorry, sir, no, he didn't even come to check on you, is that the librarian? Didn't he hear the ladder fall? Oh, you know, I've heard rumors about him, that he's, why are you all quiet? You okay? Wait, did you get hurt? Good, god, don't scare me like that, oh, yeah, sorry, I kind of just grabbed you without thinking, I'm a real light, you know that, I'm sorry, I'll put you down, but I'm glad you're okay, oh, yeah, the book, oh, shit, oh, no, hold on, it's under the ladder, oh, no, no, no, it's okay, yeah, because it's hardcover, of course, it'll be fine, oh, man, I am such a dumbass sometimes, I was just, you know, thinking that, like, if I broke it, I'd have to pay for it, well, these things are expensive, and I don't have that kind of money, well, it's fine, so no need to worry, yeah, just gotta buckle down and study, study, fuck me, man, I wish these words weren't so, you know, big, there's an easier one, really, wait, oh, no, no, no, hell, no, don't you dare get back on that ladder, look, show me which one, which one, okay, wait, hold on, just let me get up right behind you, okay, no, point, point, oh, the yellow one, okay, got it, let me just stretch, oh, got it, how much dust is on this thing, here you go, yeah, it's for me, uh, I guess it's easier, but I still don't get what a hypothesis is, because when I say it, all I think is a science one, how am I supposed to know what the number is gonna be?

Maybe I should go get a tutor, hey, do you know how I'd go about asking for, hey, you okay? You look, well, you look annoyed, oh, am I being loud again? Sorry, I just can't help it, I'm a loud guy, but I'm trying my best, I promise, you know, I can leave if I'm annoying or offending you, well, if it's not that, then what is it?

No, something's definitely up, well, if everything's all cool, then why aren't you looking at me? I didn't offend you, did I? No, then, hold on, hold on, hey, quick question here, and, uh, sorry if this is rude, but are you horny?

Hmm, what? It's an honest question, well, how else would I ask? You're biting your lip, you're rubbing your thighs together, you keep looking me up and down, and you're giving up all the signs of, uh, of, uh, you know, uh, horniness, you're being really quiet, wait, am I right?

Well, shit, wow, I wasn't expecting you'd be into me, not that there's anything wrong with that, I just, uh, didn't think a nerd would be, uh, you know, I mean, I just, sorry. So, did you want to have a crack? What? Haven't you heard that? Oh, you can't be serious, no, no, no, I don't mean it like that, it's like, okay, uh, you know Jordan, yeah?

Oh, come on, you gotta know Jordan, captain of the football team, real big guy, says hi to everyone, real dumb guy, like, whatever the guy version of a bimbo is, yeah, so, when I said that about him going after Brittany, he told me a new asshole, because he said, uh, oh yeah, he called it dorky and stupid, but it's not, right? Makes sense, yeah? No, don't give me that look, it makes sense, it's like, if you wanna fuck, you wanna have a crack, like when you take a crack at something, you get it?

Why are you stuttering for? I don't get it, yeah, I guess, I guess we don't know each other, you got an STD? Well, I didn't think you did, neither do I, so, what's the issue? Yeah, I don't care, I don't have a girlfriend or anything, wait, do you have a boyfriend? No, I didn't think so, and fucking feels good, oh, and you're pretty cute too, so, what's the deal with wanting to feel good?

Oh, you wanna go? Come with me then, actually, maybe you should lead, I don't know my way around here, yeah, wow, it's really quiet back here, dusty, holy shit, does no one clean? Well, yeah, people tell me I'm anal, oh, that means I really like cleanliness, not putting things up my ass, though I've heard it feels good, oh, you already knew what I meant, well, let's do this, why don't you turn around, and you cool?

You look all shifty, hey, if you don't wanna do this, you wanna try? No, no, no, it's okay, it's just, that was really cute, okay, okay, just close your eyes and lean up, yeah, just like that, let me lean in, hmm, hey, how sturdy are these shelves? Could I push you against it? Get you to hold on to it, hmm, while I fuck you, damn girl, you're so shy, it's like you're a virgin or something, come on, it's just a question, hmm, that's not very confident, I guess we'll find out, though, hmm, lift your arms, you'll see in a second, it's getting in my way, so I'm moving your shirt, so I can feel your tits, calm down, I'm not pulling it off, hmm, of course not, you're not very bright for a nerd, are you?

If I take it off, it'll take too long to put it back on if someone comes, hmm, that's why I want it secluded, somewhere no one goes, so we'll hear if someone's coming, I have plenty of time to pull this down, hmm, though, I don't know what we're gonna do with your long ass skirt, we'll worry about it later, wow, you got nice tits, hmm, I'm serious, yeah, they're really good, cute bra, by the way, yeah, really cute, wow, the cheerleaders all wear these skimpy ass ones, they're hot, don't get me wrong, but cute is really good, yeah, sorry, I should be focused on you, sorry, yeah, yeah, I can feel your heartbeat, hmm, it's going so fast, are you nervous? Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, I've had a lot of girls say I'm a great fuck, hmm, yeah, I'll show you, no, no, no, no, don't move, .