The Himbo and The Succubus (Radio Play)

Transcript

Oh it's three in the morning coming coming hi oh you what the fuck do you want um sorry if I woke you up okay okay just yeah just come on into my room yeah sure sure just sit on my bed make yourself at home can I get you anything what nothing nothing what the hell are you doing here what'd you get scared or something there there was a weird noise in my room we are in the middle of the woods in an ancient creaky cabin I'm sure there are plenty of noises no but it's like this really weird scratching or something look it's like an animal or like a tree scraping against your window or something you think yeah of course what the fuck else would it be ah maybe you're right I just I don't know it really creeped me out listen it took me like forever to get to sleep and I was finally snoozing real good and you just completely fucked that up so could you please just um fuck off and leave me alone oh rude I'm sorry that I woke you up but it legitimately scared me you just don't want to help because it's me no no it's not that it's that I'm like 90% sure there's nothing to help you with it's the wind or a tiny animal or any other number of foresty things that are harmless and logical now go whatever I know you don't like me I could go back in there and get mauled by a bear hiding in my closet and you wouldn't blink an eye come on this is nothing to do with the fact that I don't like you and everything to do with the fact that you woke me up you know I'm pissed off about it listen I know you asked your sister to uninvite me from this weekend you don't have to try to hide it uh-huh she fucking told me what'd you think she wouldn't tell her best friend okay yeah I specifically asked her to uninvite you but I knew she wouldn't why wouldn't you want me to come well just because you're always so demanding so that doesn't and you're kind of also a narcissist oh what no I'm not and you're just a spoiled whiny bitch 98% of the time Jesus Christ don't hold back anything else what I know you hate me too hate is a strong word oh come on I heard you talking to my sister when we first got here complaining that I tagged along oh that doesn't mean I hate you just that maybe I don't like you even the slightest little bit yeah that's about what I thought you don't want me here any more than I want you here right so kindly fuck off and leave me alone yeah why didn't you just go to my sister in that dumb boyfriend of hers room and wake them up instead well they were already up and being loud and no no no yeah you you got it got it gross stop talking sorry yeah mm-hmm okay so back to this noise oh my god I promise you it's just the wind or a tree or an animal or something that's gonna make you feel really stupid for being so scared of it well I just don't think it is all right come on then let's go to your room and I'll prove to you that it's nothing you need to worry about so you can stay in there and leave me that alone all right let's take a look at your window here I'm sure we'll see a big tall branchy nothing okay so there's not a tree outside your window see smartass all right then look I'm sure it's just an animal it's the woods it's very naturey out the mm-hmm whoa whoa whoa whoa what the fuck was that what wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what the fuck what what why the fuck are you kissing me what do you want me to stop okay and pushing me on to the bed I still don't hear you asking me to stop and kissing me again okay okay wait wait wait wait come on now I mean I'll be the bigger person here and admit that sure you are hot as hell but I still think you're like the worst person Oh big same I just I don't know felt like it hmm what so even though you've despised me as long as we've known each other you suddenly decided you wanna get it on oh I was just up and bored and all alone in this creepy ass room I don't know I just kind of wanted to see what you do what was that whole there's a scary noise in my room please couldn't save me just an act to get me in here yeah and you're such a gentleman you came right over didn't you but after some coaxing because you are still in fact an asshole but you did come because you wanted to okay yeah fine yeah listen I don't want to sound cliche but this is kind of fucking hot what making out with your sister's best friend you're so pathetic and yes cliche this way like you girls like in those books you read enemies to lovers or whatever ooh best friends brother and enemies to lovers and a cabin in the woods we're checking off lots of boxes tonight but we're not really enemies you just annoy the shit out of me oh okay sure I guess you're not my enemy I just yeah yeah just despise you come on I didn't put on that whole charade just to make out until the Sun rises you want to fuck really yes you idiot oh god I hope you fuck as good as you get on my nerves oh hey yeah wait wait wait hmm here watch out let me get up what just wait oh come on don't tell me you're wimping out no I'm not bailing fuck no I just I hear the scratching now too Oh you want me to find it or not actually yeah I don't really care anymore it wasn't really that bad I was just trying to get you in here and shut up for a second geez you think you want me to figure this out so we can get back to it no I promise it's all right oh fuck well it's not against the outer wall so maybe it's nothing after all told you it was in here yeah yeah you're right shut up you really shouldn't tell me to shut up like that okay well it's not in the closet Oh what is it big guy wow I think it's um coming from the mirror and why would you think such a thing because I see you in the mirror scratching and banging against the glass from the inside oh you silly boy that's just a reflection no no that's not a reflection oh it's not why isn't it because you're there in the mirror looking terrified and crying like you're trying to fight your way out but then you're also here next to me looking fuck evil and creepy evil and creepy well that's rude hey wait wait wait wait wait stop stop this is in appropriate I'm saying no and you're not listening not just a piece of meat oh please like you're not loving this come on big guy just let me have a little bit of you you'll like it I promise oh what the hell is wrong with you you're not her but you look just like her mm-hmm neat trick huh what did you possess her or what the fuck did you do oh he's got a little something working up there after all what in the hell what are you I'm what's known as a succubus sweetheart and I promise this won't be as bad as you're imagining wait wait what wait I I've been making out with a plant excuse me what the hell do you mean a plant one of those spiky office plant things do I look like a spiky office plant the hell is a succubus then Oh God's did you think I said succulent oh oh oh there truly is nothing going on up there aside from testosterone shooting back and forth like cannons huh I well I um but yeah yeah I don't I don't know but what do you want from me you don't know no obviously I don't know I thought you were a fucking cactus good point oh I'm here for your cum idiot boy I need it me what do you mean you need my cum come on now I'm tired of talking why do you need my cum why does it matter handsome just let me empty you and I'll be on my merry way it's just not a request I like my cum so I'd like to know what you need it and how you plan to get it I'm going to milk it out of you fuck you senseless until you pump me full and then I'll leave you be sound good oh wait what you won't like slice me open and like drain my balls what no I'm not some barbarian besides you have to freely give it for it to have its intended effects so that wouldn't do at all ah freely given okay then so you can't use my cum unless I give it to you that's right big guy so where are we on that ready to give it up okay I guess that's um better of course it is you finally get to fuck this girl that you love hate and I get my cum it's a win-win I mean okay you're right I have always wanted to fuck her oh I can totally tell you're not slick at all you know that I mean like I said you she is hot as fuck but she's just like an awful person hey listen I'm not here to pass judgment she's a cunt but you still want to get inside her you're a man what can I expect okay well I don't know about that so okay so I wouldn't be fucking her I would just get used by her body to fulfill your ancient and deep-rooted need and desire for my nut precisely um fair enough but what a problem she's uh watching us so come on we'll give her a good show give her a show what the hell is wrong with you really yeah yeah right evil demonic entity got it mm-hmm all right you don't fuck it fuck it that a boy fuck a cactus a succubus you fucking idiot whatever doesn't matter I'm getting my cum let's just go hmm all right would you like to do the honors you know control the motion of the ocean or whatever the fuck you humans like to say no you get on top I don't I don't really think I can do it right now sure whatever gets me my seed yeah straddle me that's good like this gods you're so hard already you really want to fuck her don't you no shut up I don't I don't know it's weird okay she's hot she's over there and you're sort of a fucking bitch but that's also kind of fucking hot I don't know I'm scared oh honey just relax and let me do all the work okay I don't think this will take long hey oh you feel so good for being like evil and shit oh you hot stupid boy the body is but a vessel a host to the nature of the soul that occupies it this body is quite the specimen but could contain a myriad of souls ranging from the most innocent to the most devilish yeah I'm saying it doesn't matter what someone's body looks or feels like they can still be a piece of shit or a good person inside of it the body and mind are two separate entities you know what never mind just lay back and let me fuck you okay oh sorry I just can't think good when you're oh oh sorry Lucifer just shut up yeah right shutting up right now that's probably for the best please are you like physically accurate to you know her well obviously you don't get to make alterations once you occupy a body sort of a rule we've got mm-hmm oh you like is she everything you hoped for a big guy I've always wanted to know what these tits felt like and perfect that don't tell her I said that she'll get a big head I can she hear us nah mirrors are soundproof okay what you don't want her to hear you come no I just I don't want her to know how much I've been enjoying fucking her you I don't know oh it's okay you don't need to understand it just give into it and give me what I need right so why do you need my come again is it like the hydration thing what are you serious right now sorry sorry not a cactus I get it sorry but like why come I need offspring like kids you want kids yes idiot kids I don't want them but a lineage can only continue one way so so you want me to breed you then I mean sort of sure sort of what does that mean uh it means I don't necessarily want it I need it but yes I want you to breed me big boy oh fuck yeah you do here get up let's switch and yeah you lay right back oh Stella's got a groove back hmm who oh never mind all right come on spread those demon legs for me baby oh no sorry I just need to keep reminding.