❤️ 🎤 The Girlfriend Podcast (4) 🎤 ❤️ (F4M) (Talking on Your Girlfriend’s Podcast) (Realist Talk About Love, Hobbies & Intimacy)

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It's a bank holiday Monday tomorrow, do you know what that means? Do you know what it means? There is a likelihood that I will sleep in.

I will actually use my bed for more than just activities. No, I will. I'm determined.

I am never, ever, ever leaving that bed, ever again. For the foreseeable 24 hours, I will not. No.

Because I have wine. Hello and welcome back to TT podcast because you have low standards and questionable inclinations. Let us discuss things that you have suggested because we can't come up with our own ideas because we lack originality, but that's okay.

Why do you need originality when you can just say things and people like say that more? Say more. Speak from the mouth nozzle.

We're going to mix it up. We're going to have questions and then we're going to have things to talk about because essentially the same thing, whether you put a question mark at the end of it or not. It's like discuss this because I am intrigued and you could possibly have a humorous tale attached to it.

Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's go.

Dan C asks, waffles or pancakes? Pancakes. Pancakes.

I like a waffle, but a pancake slaps. It just has that extra thickness and I am all about that because I am all about food. We are, yes.

I don't even need to ask. We are a pancake household. Underscore tot, T-O-T.

Are you an epic gamer? No, absolutely not. I find games quite boring.

I know that everyone's going to be like, immediately my penis is no longer interested in your content. Neither is my heart. Good day.

And that's fine. That's okay. I'm just not gonna lie.

I'm not that interested. I would rather be asleep, but to each their own. And my boyfriend is about to leave me.

Why? Why is this such a controversial topic? I, you, I love you.

I just don't want to game. I know. Grounds for divorce, even though we're not married.

Get out of my sight. That's okay. I know the cross you've had to bear.

No gamer girlfriend. I'm so sorry that I'm going to butcher this. Muzzakm4k3r or Muzzakum4k, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'd like to see her talk about things such as body positivity and tough topics for men such as self-image and how to help girls rest while they're on their period. Body positivity.

Our bodies can be very positive. I think all bodies should be allowed, accepted. I don't really care about how people look, really.

Such an interesting answer. No, I don't. I don't care.

I don't care if you're ripped. I don't care if you're chunky. I don't care if you're chubby or you're skinny or you're scrawny.

It's just like, don't be a dick. That's all I require from my interactions with people. You? We're on the same page today.

It's very exciting. Yeah, we're, no, I don't. Be positive about it.

Hate your body. Well, don't hate your body, but you're allowed to dislike your body as well. You know, people are just like forced to be positive about everything.

It's like, feck off. I can dislike myself if I want to, bitch. Just, I don't really care.

I hope you have enjoyment with your body. Let's do this thing. How to help girls rest while they're on the period.

Ask them questions and be like, what do you need? Can I help you? Do you want to be on your own? Do you want me to be with you? Do you want medicine? Do you want a whole water bottle? Do you want chocolate? And just generally be considerate.

I think that's mainly what women slash everybody wants. Just a little bit of consideration. Just be like, oh, you're not feeling well.

Can I help with that? Do you want some company? Do you not want company? Cool.

Bye. It's just like general communication and being thoughtful. The one thing I will say is, please, for the love of Christ, don't ever be like, oh, it's so embarrassing.

I had to go buy tampons or pads. It's like. It's so, I don't even know how to explain this in English, even as a concept.

It's just so asinine. It just feels so like, why are you being a bitch? Why are you being a little bitch about something that is not, nobody thinks they're for you.

Like, and if they were, like, who gives a shit? They're just pieces of cotton. Grow the fuck up.

That's the only thing that I have is like a definite opinion. Just be considerate and don't be, don't make people feel gross about things that are natural and they can't help and are necessary, I can't speak, necessary for the survival of the human race. Just don't do that.

Okay, be nice. Be nice, guys. We need to be nice.

Unless you're a dick and then we just need to ignore you and not engage. There you go. Ba ba ba ba.

Cup of Earl Grey tea. I like it. I like it.

We're smiling. We like it. As for my question, Ford or Chevy? I don't know anything about cars.

I'm so sorry. I just, car, car, car has four wheels and goes honk honk. I don't have an opinion.

He's laughing at me. Okay, which one you choose? Ford.

Oh, it's that kind of gross controversy. I literally know nothing about cars. Stop looking at me like that.

I don't care. Don't care about your cars. Lost puppy with lots of purple hearts.

We love to see it. Comfy, cozy date ideas. Anything that involves staying inside, avoiding people and eating.

That is solo date material. Nevermind dating somebody else. It's like, fuck yes, on my own with food, comfort and nobody else to talk to.

That is, I don't, this is the thing about loneliness that I've never understood when people are like, oh, look at Bridget Jones. She's in her beautiful flat with her fireplace and her beautiful Laura Ashley pajamas and everything else she could possibly want. How sad.

And it's like, huh? She's a successful businesswoman. And she's, like, this is not sad.

Yes, she wants a boyfriend, but she is not sad. She's not a mess. She's competent as fuck.

She's just cutesy. I will defend Bridget Jones. Not the third movie because that was terrible, but the first two, especially the first one.

And yes, I will always be just a little bit fat. She's not even fat. That's what annoys me though.

If she's fat, Jesus Christ, there is no hope for anybody. Phoenix Brave Hideki. I'm so sorry if I'm saying that wrong.

As for questions, what are your thoughts on roller coaster rides? You ever been on one? I like them.

They're not my favorite thing in the world because I'm a pussy. I'm scaredy-squeak. I'm like, oh, I want to do it.

No, I don't. Yes, I do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, we'll do it. And then I'm like, let's go again. I am essentially a child, but we love people who embrace their inner child and refuse to grow up or accept accountability.

We love them, right? That's true. I don't even scream.

I just kind of go. I just kind of make like wincing, groaning, retching noises. You know how like some women are very cute with it when they're scared.

It's like, squeak, oh, and then I'm like. That's how I got him. Seduced him with the.

Sarah Duran 24 asks, did you burn down the kitchen once? Who have you been speaking to? Stop speaking to them.

The Barker King, Barker, Baker, Barker. I don't speak this anime stuff. I'd love to.

I'd love to know what you guys think about each other's hobbies. Oh dear. I'm afraid we're going to be canceled now.

I don't say. I kind of gave it away earlier. Our relationship is not based on mutual hobbies.

And that's how it works because I am a cat and I need a lot of alone time. And so do you, really. Maybe not as much as me, but you still, you still like your own company.

You are not a dog. You are a cat. Don't you dare cat shame me.

You are a cat too. You're just a more needy cat. In a nice way, in a nice way.

I like that you're more needy. You're just, you are a cat. Don't give me this dog stuff.

He's a cat. So he likes to game and talk to his friends online. And I like to watch cottagecore videos and bake and be by the fire and read.

And that works because I just, I'm not telling anybody else what to do because I honestly don't care what other people do. It's none of my business. And I don't get people who want to force their, like, what they do on other people.

I just think it's weird. But to me, I can't be with somebody 24-7. It would drive me insane.

I don't want to be with myself 24 hours. Like, if I could, I'd just be like, this bitch, no, get, get gone. Get out of brain.

Never mind somebody else. So it really works that he has his own thing and I have my own thing. And then we reconvene and be like, we feast and we lay down together.

So I don't have a problem with this hobby. I'm glad that he's happy and doing his own thing. I'm sure he feels the same about me.

He's smiling. Is that a good smile? It's a good smile.

But there's not, like, any, like, I don't know, like, we do a Kate. You tell me if, like, you've had a good game and I tell you if, like, I've read this book. But it's not like a long discussion.

It's like, oh, you know, this book's really good. It was really surprising. Or, you know, I don't know.

So-and-so did really well at this part. And it's like, yeah, cool. But that's kind of it.

And then we just have our life and our hobbies are just tiny little parts of our lives. I don't know. I don't know.

Am I going to be cancelled? You're not supportive. And it's like, I am.

It's like the wedding thing. I am happy for you. Don't involve me.

I will be in the dark, ignoring all responsibilities. John Fulmer asks, which is better, fruits or vegetables? And why do you think that? Mmm.

Good goodness, John. You've asked the most controversial of questions. No, seriously.

Ah, it's a cop-out, but I like both. And I'll tell you why. So I like fruits for when I'm being healthy because I can make like a banana ice cream when you freeze the bananas and you smash them all up and you're like, it's as good as Haagen-Dazs.

It's not. But sometimes when you need to lose a few, it's like, it's a good compromise. It's good.

And I like them on like cereal and just-fruit's great. But also, also, the potential of the potato can't ever be matched. It is the most versatile, amazing, multi-talented, multi-faceted vegetable that ever was.

And I will die on this hill. Even though I'm pretty sure it's a common shared opinion. I said, as a compliment once, I said, you have the potential of a potato and it has become a thing of my family and stop telling people the truth.

Well, you do have the potential of a potato. Everybody does. Everybody who's listening to this, you, you have the potential of a potato and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

Okay, you are, you are an apple of the earth and you can be french fries or mashed potato or waffles or whatever the hell you want to be. Waffle fries, not waffles. You can be whatever you want to be.

Ace underscore Jubilee underscore AO. I'd love to hear about how to resolve arguments and how to move on from things. Let it go.

Let it go. It's all pretty inconsequential. Ah, how do we solve things and how do we move on? It's your turn.

It's a serious question. No, I gave the potato wisdom. It's your turn.

Oh, it's always the boring cliches that are true. I hate this. Essentially what he said, listen to each other.

And when we say listen, we mean actually listen, not just wait for them to stop speaking. So you go, but actually, no, try and listen. Because even if you don't agree with somebody, you have to hear them out to try and see their perspective.

Because if you don't try and see their perspective, you're not having a conversation. You're just talking at them going, shut up. This is what I need to say.

And I will smash you with a rock. Don't do that. Talk, listen, try to find middle ground.

And if you can't find middle ground, but you still want to stay together, park it. Simple as, I don't think there's a magic like, oh, suddenly I sucked his penis and everything was fine. No, never use sex as like a pacifying thing to distract somebody.

It doesn't work. And also, it's really sad. Sex is supposed to be fun and funny and like, chemicals, good night.

It's not supposed to be like a bargaining chip. And it's the amount of couples that have told me that, and I'm just like, oh, I'm so uncomfortable. And also that's, no, stop, Jesus.

Very judgy today. Yeah. Talk, properly talk, properly listen.

If you can't come to an agreement, either decide if you're going to stay together or if you're not and just move on from there. The thing about moving on is some things you can get over, some things you can't, and you've just got to decide when they come about, which one it is. That was so rambly.

I'm so sorry. Go with your heart. Mike Taylor asks, who is your what if? They're that one person you occasionally go back to and wonder if you could have taken a different path with them in your romantic life.

Oh, I'm going to disappoint everybody. I don't have a what if. I got told off for this.

I'm not antisocial, I'm asocial because I don't go around vandalizing things and being violent. I'm asocial and I don't often find myself romantically attracted to people because I'm just, I like being by myself a lot of the time. So I have to be right in order to be persuasive.