The Ghost In Your New Toy

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Oh fuck I wish I could tell you that I was here oh god I can't wait to be inside you fuck yes wait a minute you heard that you can hear me oh that's perfect I mean it's super embarrassing given what I just said but still it's it's fantastic you know I'm not complaining I'm not complaining um well me I said it no down here down here in your hand whoa or you could just drop me okay uh I'm not I'm not blaming you uh I I completely understand this must be really confusing and disconcerting to you um I just want to reassure you you are not crazy you're not imagining things um all of the feelings that you're having right now about this surreal fucking situation uh are completely valid and understandable I I if I were in your position I would be reacting exactly the way you are um I would have thrown me away as well I would have recoiled and pulled a blanket over me just like you did um I I really want to apologize for the vulnerable position I know that I've caught you in here inadvertently I I promise you it was not intentional um well no no I'm not a talking vibrator I don't I don't think I actually am this vibrator I think it's more accurate to say that I'm um inhabiting it I guess um I don't I don't want to say possessing because that implies a intentionality that it just isn't here but um sorry I I must be confusing the hell out of you I let me start over here um hi there my name is Theodore most people call me Theo or Teddy whichever you'd prefer um and I'm like 95% sure that I died um and then instead of crossing over to wherever I was supposed to cross over to it seems I have um ended up here instead uh I know it was it's not what I was expecting either um and um I'm not a hundred percent sure exactly how it is that I ended up here I do know um if you ever help a stranger and they try to pay you back by telling you to make a wish um take it seriously I did not I thought it would be funny to say I wish that when I die I come back as a vibrator and not only was I not actually expecting it to happen but I certainly was not expecting it to happen like 20 minutes later um it was pretty quick I remember it very clearly um but yeah instead of waking up wherever someone in my position is supposed to wake up after the big event um I woke up in that box on that shelf in that store and it took a while for me to come to terms with this um took a while first off to just figure out where I was and what had happened to me and then I went through some stages of grief let me tell you um I was actually worried I was never going to get purchased that I was going to just sit in that box until they replaced their stock and then I was going to get left in a landfill somewhere for all of eternity you know how long it takes uh this sort of thing to decompose yeah I was not looking forward to that so thank you so much for saving me from a fate far worse than simply dying um so thank you thank you so much um I really can't tell you how much it means to me and I can't tell you how relieved I am that you could hear me I don't know what made the difference I've been trying to talk to you since you picked me up I've been trying to talk to everyone I can like anytime someone would come near me in the store anytime I could perceive them there I was trying so hard to reach out and be heard and nobody could hear me um I was talking to myself so I've just been talking to myself there hasn't been anyone else to talk to uh I'm so glad you found me um yeah I uh I don't know how we got so lucky right now but I guess here we are um I mean I really I hate to impose because I know that this isn't what you thought you were picking up and bringing home um but if you could see fit to maybe like make some inquiries and try to help me get past this at some point um you know I would like to move on to wherever I'm supposed to move on to I wish I knew who you would talk to about that honestly um I mean there must be like you know a paranormal investigator or an occult bookshop owner or somebody who would have some insight that they can share with you um this is all very new to me but it would just it would mean a lot to me if you would you know when when you can um if you would help me find a way out of this predicament you will oh thank you so much oh I was so worried I would not have blamed you if this was just all too much and and you know if you didn't believe me or you know if you wanted to take me back and tell them I'm defective or what I didn't know what to expect but I just I'm so grateful I'm so lucky that you of all people picked me off that shelf I um oh oh I think I'm starting to relax for the first time since it happened oh wow I mean I was relieved when you bought me um just because you know I at the risk of sounding a little bit perverted um I'd much rather spend my afterlife pleasuring you than sitting in a box you know or rotting away in a landfill somewhere um and I mean I as much as I didn't like the idea of being inside you without you knowing that I was consciously here um I didn't have a way of telling you but now I do so uh just so you're aware um yeah not not an inanimate object here um I do apologize for the inconvenience I can see that you were very much looking forward to some pleasure time tonight and I um I imagine this probably kills your body but I I'm sorry for this um I know it's not anything that uh I could have prevented as far as I know um and you know I know it's it's not like I had any malicious intention of course but I I'm a very consent based person you know and so it means a lot to me that I can at least tell you about my predicament before um having been inside you sorry I just I can't I can't tell you how grateful I am I'm so grateful to you um if there's anything I can do anything I can do at all to repay you for your wonderful kindness um oh now what's that look I saw that look on your face I think you had an idea for something I could do didn't you that's okay I'm a very open-minded person or I was I guess you could say right now my very open-minded sex toy um I mean it is pretty late right it's not like you're gonna run out and find a uh a paranormal investigator or an occult bookstore owner at this hour I'm pretty sure you'll have to wait till things open again in the morning at the very earliest so um I mean I am yours in the meantime and I mean it looks like going forward either I'll be out of your hair before long and um you will literally never hear from me again because I'll be wherever I'm supposed to be when I'm in this state or we won't find a way to free me from this for a while and you'll kind of be stuck with me um in which case you know I would be very amenable to the two of us making the most of that situation um if that's what your poorly hidden smile was implying you do have a beautiful smile and a lot of other beautiful things oh wow um I uh I would really love to make up for interrupting your playtime I know how much you were looking forward to it I remember the way you looked at me when you first took me out of the box I could see how excited you were to feel what it would be like to have me inside you I could see how impatient you were the first time you charged my batteries up oh and the way you watched me so beautifully and thoroughly lovingly oh I do want you to know that that felt fucking amazing um I didn't expect the kind of physical sensation from being in this form that I am getting oh my god the way your hands feel on me I it's it's like my entire body getting to feel what only certain parts of me got to feel before I I can barely describe it to you um it's amazing it's really amazing thank you so much for making me feel so good I know that you didn't realize it's what you were doing but oh I cannot tell you how it feels to go from being trapped in that box all alone to having your hands all over what is now my body um yeah I do I do feel spoiled in that respect I gotta say um and if you want to continue to have your hands all over me or any other parts of you I am very much on board for that oh god I would love it oh yes like I said I know how excited you've been about this um I know this wasn't just going to be a short little session you had your other toys out as well as I recall you were going to warm yourself up before you um got to the main course with me you weren't you I very distinctly saw a vibrating wand beside you and oh that made me just leap for joy well metaphorically I was so happy for you um and I believe I saw another dildo beside you I don't think it was a fancy one like this I didn't see any controls on it for vibrations or thrusting it was a little smaller than this one but very nicely shaped for hitting certain spots for you you don't have to be shy about those I love that you have those toys it is delicious to me that you take care of your own pleasure I'm happy to know that I'm an addition to a collection and not your only toy um especially since I have a rather fun little ability that you might want to know about if you and I are going to have this kind of fun together I do actually seem to have a limited specific amount of telekinetic ability I can't move anything I want but I can for example turn my own controls on and off see I can take care of the vibration and the thrusting all by myself I just need to be maneuvered into place first I can't actually move myself around telekinetically I can't like hover or anything like that um but strangely enough I can move other sex toys nearby by within like a foot and a half maybe two feet away from me um I actually can believe it or not telekinetically control any sex toy I can see nearby I can't control anything else believe me I've tried nope just sex toys um but that does mean that um your uh your friends over there are well within my reach I could theoretically control this dildo for you and work that wand on your clit for you at the same time so if you'd like you very genuinely can just pull that blanket back spread your legs and get comfortable and let me do all the work with your other toys would you like that oh yes oh god you're so fucking sexy look at you god you're so fucking sexy look at you I can really really see now why my wish granter thought this would be a gift oh wow are you ready to have your mind blown look at that I bet you never thought you'd see a levitating dildo it's surprisingly beautiful isn't it um how about you reach out and loop that up for me oh yes god I wish I could feel that I can control these they don't give me the same kind of sensation that this body of mine does but I really want to play with you before I get inside you oh yes oh that's perfect look at that could I ask a favor of you before I start working this juicy toy up and down your juicy slit for you could you pick me up and hold me again oh thank you thank you thank you thank you yes oh I love your hands on me I love feeling your hands on me god it's amazing oh baby thank you so much for letting me feel your sexy fucking hands on me now then I'm gonna use this toy of yours to spread those ellipses spread your wetness work your fucking clit yes um yes oh oh your slit is so fucking juicy baby oh I love that I can hear that oh yes oh oh look at that oh look how swollen your clit is getting fuck that's so sexy oh yes oh oh I love the way you squirm look at that you're so fucking sexy you like this you like when I work the head of this toy all over your swollen clit yeah you like when I thump it against you like that oh fuck oh my god oh I want to watch you stretching around this toy so fucking bad I want to be full of this cock so fucking bad yeah oh listen to you oh you like when I tease your little entrance like that don't you oh look at you fucking drip on that toy god that's so sexy oh oh yes could I ask if it's not too much trouble would you lay my head on your beautiful fucking clit before I fill you with this toy oh god I want to feel your clit throbbing right against me while I'm fucking you baby oh thank you thank you thank you thank you now just hold me right there there we go yes are you ready are you ready for me to take this toy of yours fill your little pussy with it while I'm vibrating against you oh yes baby oh god yes oh you look so fucking good you look so fucking good oh you can see that sweet tight little fucking hole opening up around that cock yes oh god oh I can't wait for that to be me I can't fucking wait for that to be me inside you oh yeah oh oh fuck yes here let me crank this up one more notch oh yeah oh you fucking like that oh god yes let's push your fucking hips up push your sexy fucking hips up oh baby let's sit nice and deep nice and deep let me push it as far as I can all the way there you go oh collect that little pussy down nice and fucking tight baby yes oh god show that toy how tight you're gonna get around me fuck yes oh oh I love it oh I love how wet it's getting I love the way you're dripping all over it fuck oh god I want to be glistening with your wetness like that I want to be covered in your fucking juiciness like that yes oh oh god oh please please please please tell me I can swap places with this toy oh my god I want to be eating you so fucking bad I want to bring that wand over here and keep your clip going while I show you what a self-thrusting toy can do oh yes baby fuck thank you thank you thank you thank you oh yes let me just slide this one out oh look at it glisten I fucking love that I wish I could lick that wetness all up fuck no just reach down and hold me right against your opening I'm gonna need you to take me in yourself and then just hold me there while I'm fucking you oh my god oh my god I love it I love it oh fuck I love feeling it just on the head of me I love feeling your hot sexy fucking pussy on the head of me oh baby are you ready you ready to bury me deep inside you you sexy woman do it do it push me in baby push me in baby oh yes fuck oh I love being inside you like this.