The Freeuse Office Assistant: Meeting

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Where are they? Finally! I've been looking for you for, I don't know, like 15 minutes? No, I know I have a meeting, that's why I was looking for you.

No, no, you come to the meetings with me. You're my assistant after all, I need you. No, no, during meetings all calls are forwarded to Jan, so you have nothing to worry about.

And when the meeting's done we'll come back and I'll be at my desk so I can answer my own calls and we still have a few hours left in the day, so yeah, you'll have time for all your other office tasks. But seriously, we need to go or we're going to be late. And I've never been late to a meeting yet, and I'm not going to start now.

I don't want to be the reason I'm late for the first time now. And certainly not while still in probation. So come on, let's go.

Hmm? Yeah, yeah, of course. Yes, absolutely, you come to all my meetings.

And this is just a quick numbers one, so it's a good one for you to come sit in on because there's not too much information going on. Just pretty short and straightforward, I expect. Just in here.

After you. Right on time. Hey, thanks for saving me a spot, by the way.

I appreciate it. I'll take out your notebook. You're going to take notes.

Do you have an extra pen? Thank you. Here you go.

Sorry? Honestly, just write down whatever sounds important to you. This is kind of like a good little test.

I know from, like, the business side of things and how much I need to teach you. So just do your best. We can go over it after and I'll let you know if you missed anything or if you got anything wrong.

And we'll go from there. Yeah, don't worry. I don't expect you to know everything right away.

It's going to take some time. I get that. We just can't be late.

We can't have that. Pay attention. Well, given the amount of stores that were stuck with seasonal product, no wonder they were in a deficit.

Like, we expected this. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You see that? That's Rich. He's honestly always late, though.

But given his performance, I really wouldn't expect any different. Fuck, he irritates me. Look at him.

Comes late, can't even find a place to sit. Sit on my lap. You can come sit here.

Come on, this is much more tame than the things in your contract. Yeah, no problem, man. Can we continue now? Wonderful.

Are you comfortable? Sorry I had to have you move, but I appreciate it. I didn't want to keep this meeting going on any longer than I had to.

I know we both have a lot of things to work on when we get back to the office, so I'm just trying to move this along. Hey, are you uncomfortable? You're just squirming a lot, which, I'll be honest, isn't a problem, but it is going to cause you to have another task when we get back to the office.

Wow. Already getting used to my schedule, huh? I knew I made the right choice hiring you.

Still taking notes? I'm going to have to rely on a lot of the things you say, so you just keep paying attention there and keep track of what's going on. Hmm.

Why are you grinding? Kind of slow forward and back, but also wiggling side to side. A little faster.

Hmm. That feels really good. You're a good assistant.

A really good assistant. Hmm. I'm glad I hired you.

I like that you're so focused, too. I really am impressed. I don't think I'm going to need your assistance anymore, Frank.

No, I think I'm set. I think I'm set. No speed hump, okay? You're going slow like this.

No matter how much I start poking you. I'm going to use you to finish me off. I'm going to use you properly.

I'm making you more comfortable underneath my desk. Hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Just keep taking notes in the meantime. Because I'm not paying attention.

Hmm. Hmm.