The Freeuse Office Assistant: Interview

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Oh, hey! Um, I'm actually ready for you inside now. Awesome.

No, no, after you. And you can have a seat right here. Alright.

I hope you weren't waiting out there long. I, uh, had an unexpected meeting, so kinda set me back a little bit. How are you doing today, though? I'm happy to hear that.

Yeah, no, I'm doing well. The morning's been pretty solid. Lunch was delicious.

These meetings have been a little rough, and as you know, we have an assistant position vacant now, so handling a lot more calls and emails myself than, uh, than I'm used to, but honestly, it could be a lot worse, and it is the reason that I get to meet you today. So, uh, enough about me. Tell me, tell me a little about yourself.

Uh, what did you do before this? Mm-hmm. And how long were you there for? Oh, wow.

What made you want to leave? Okay. Yeah, no, no, no, that makes sense, and the benefits we have here are truly second to none, so definitely a positive in coming over here.

Also, I know you already sent one in with your application, but you wouldn't happen to have a resume with you, would you? Wonderful. Thank you.

Going above and beyond with the folder as well. Wow. Okay.

Sorry? No, no, um, honestly, I don't have a whole lot of specific questions, but I'm a paper guy. Uh, I like tangible things, you know? Things I can, things I can feel, uh, against my fingertips.

I like, uh, I like the sensation, I guess. I don't know. Um, I'm glad you understand I was, uh, starting to worry I was sounding a little weird there, so that's honestly very comforting.

Honestly, though, what's on this paper doesn't really matter. At the end of the day, so long as you're a hard worker and willing to learn, I'm sure you can master the position in a few weeks, so given the recommendation that you received from the Crystal Bridge Foundation, the job is realistically yours if you want it. But I do want to take some time to explain, uh, some of the ins and outs of the job.

No, no, yeah, yeah, I see that. You've been an assistant before, but this isn't a typical assistant job. Um, they might be used to, which is why we pay so much more and why the benefits are so much better.

No, no, this'll have regular assistant tasks, like I will still need your help with the phone and emails, especially emails. I'm absolutely atrocious at replying to people on time and scheduling. Scheduling is huge.

I need, uh, I need someone to keep a track of, honestly, everything. Your recommendation really is valuable in that regard. But, uh, there are some other, um, skills that you require for this position.

Um, not exactly. They aren't really office-related, but you will be doing them while in the office. I don't want you to feel like anything I'm saying is being pushed on you.

These are strictly if you accept the position. Uh, I can't, uh, I can't stress that enough. Oh.

That's absolutely my bad. I, I did, I didn't realize that I, my mistake. I didn't realize I completely forgot to actually say the task.

Uh. Okay, well, you know how some executives require their assistants to do very in-the-moment things, like grabbing dry cleaning unexpectedly or picking up their kid after practice so that I can make an unexpected meeting on time. You know? Perfect, perfect.

Well, I don't have any kids, so I would never need you to do that. But, at the same time, I do have other needs that I will need you to look after. Well, often times when we do have these unexpected meetings, I find it difficult, um, to cope with the sudden frustration and derailment to my day, which manifests in carrying extra stress.

And the only way that I can really deal with that stress is by getting a release. Uh, not unlike a massage, but, um, not on my back or my neck. Somewhere a little lower.

No, no, not quite that low. I don't need you to rub my feet or anything like that. But, I will need you to suck my cock.

Assuming you take the job. Yeah. Yeah, I'm being serious.

This isn't like, um, some shady, sneaky kind of thing. It's written in your contract. Right, um, here.

Under the free use clause. Honestly, it's pretty standard stuff for our building, but it's definitely not, uh, not common practice. But that's also why we do so much better, uh, than our competition.

Everybody here just manages their stress better. And it's through this clause. So, honestly, at the end of the day, um, the rest of the tasks you can learn, and I can teach you along the way, but there's some skills you'll have to have beforehand, and this would be one of them.

Yeah, no, no, of course. Take your time to read through it. I wouldn't want you to feel like you're accepting something that you're not willing to do or interested in doing, and I don't want that at all.

One of my favorite things about a blowjob is looking down and seeing how much fun they're having. So, ideally, I'd like you to think of this as more of a benefit than a chore or a burden, even. Yeah, no, absolutely.

If you have any questions, feel free. Like I said, I want you to feel comfortable, and I'd hate for you to feel taken advantage of. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, no, of course. If you want to see my dick beforehand, like, that's no problem whatsoever. If it's gonna be in your mouth two or three times a day, like, that's the least I can do.

Sorry? Yeah, um, I have, like, pretty big balls, and honestly, I just produce a lot of sperm, and usually after a few hours, they start to feel heavy, and I get moody, and it's just better for everybody. Then if there's, like, any kind of frustrating interruption, it just adds on, so I think two to three is a pretty safe estimate.

Could be more. It's possible that it'll be less, but honestly, extremely unlikely. I think I would expect to have you on your knees at least twice a day.

Yeah, yeah, of course. Let me just wheel over for you. Wow.

Hmm? No, sorry, uh, you just, you just look really good down there. I definitely wouldn't mind having you, uh, between my legs a few times a day.

Yeah, you can pull down my boxers too. I told you. Well, uh, I guess I just enjoy seeing the reactions.

When people pull my cock out for the first time, I guess it was kind of selfish, but I was really hoping I'd get to see your eyes light up like that. Hmm, your hands are warm too. That's a plus.

Hmm, so gentle. Already taking care of my balls. Hmm.

Oh no? You wouldn't mind taking care of it? Hmm, giving it little kisses? Hmm, of course.

I'll relax. Hmm, already taking the job so seriously. Oh, haven't even signed the papers yet.

Hmm. Oh, just teasing the tip. Taking it in and out of your mouth.

Hmm. Hmm, you like the way it fills it up? Hmm, maybe my big cock fills up your little mouth? Oh, fuck.

Hmm, nice yummy cock. Hmm, Oh shit. Oh my god.

Hmm, yeah. Yeah, you're definitely gonna pick up this job pretty quickly. Oh my god.

Hmm, yeah, curdle those balls. Oh shit. Hmm, I love that.

I didn't even need to tell you. Hmm, to pay extra attention to my balls. Oh, you just fucking knew.

Hmm, getting good detail by looking at them. Oh, looking at those big swollen balls. Hmm, fuck.

I guess it's not that surprising. Oh, after hearing I needed to be milked two to three times. Hmm, I'm not that excited to you.

Hmm, I thought you made a face but I wasn't sure. Oh, wasn't until you bit your lip. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Hmm, getting a little excited, huh? Hmm, oh shit.

Hmm, when I'm your boss though. Oh, you're gonna have to slow her more often. Hmm, especially if I'm on the phone.

Hmm, can't have you interrupting my speech with, oh, hmm, that throat of yours. Oh, fuck. Hmm, even if it does feel fucking amazing.

Holy shit. Oh, such a good little cocksucker. Oh, fuck.

Hmm, my future assistant. Oh, hmm, yeah. Oh, right there.

Hmm, look at the base of my cock. Holy shit. Oh, so sloppy.

Oh, such a talented tongue tooth. Hmm, oh my god. Oh, you're gonna be a good assistant.

You're gonna be a fucking great assistant. Hmm, hmm, hmm, you're paying so much attention to the tip. Oh, I don't think you've let it out of your mouth since it went in.

Oh, god. Oh, such a sloppy suck. Oh, my fucking god.

Hmm, right there. Oh, take it deeper. Oh, such a good fucking assistant already.

Oh, my god. Oh, you really enjoy sucking cock, don't you? Oh, my god, I can see it in your eyes.

Hmm, you look up at me like that. Hmm, I love the eye contact. Oh, my god.

Hmm, I love it when you look at me. Hmm, look me in the eye when you take me in your throat. Oh, my fucking god.

Hmm, such a confident cock sucker. Hmm, oh, my god. Hmm, it's really fucking sexy.

Hmm, makes my fucking legs twitch. Oh, shit. Hmm, you're getting me off turns you on, doesn't it? Hmm, anytime I throw my head back.

Hmm, you let out a soft bone and speed up a little bit. Hmm, now when I look back at you to see what you're doing. Oh, fuck you.