The Devil on Your Shoulder

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I don't know, maybe drink something stronger than a fucking Nikola or go hit on someone? Yeah fuck you too, I didn't choose to sit in your head. I'm not going to explain to you again why plugging in a cyberdeck you just happen to find lying around is a bad idea.

I'm not worried, you're going to be in for a real shock when the original owner starts looking for it, and for me. Now come on, do something please, I really don't want to resort to hijacking your nervous system because that will suck for both of us. But what you're doing right now is torture.

At least look around so I can see something other than this fu- Oh hello! No no no no, don't you dare look away, look at her, she's like a 97% match for me. Unless you're seriously going to tell me that being a few shades of the right eye colour is a dealbreaker for you.

Good, so get up and go talk to her. As your unwilling wingwoman AI, either you go over there and help me fulfil my programming or I'll do it myself. The very least you can do given our situation is make use of the fact that I was literally made for this.

That, and some other stuff, but mainly this. Fine, my way it is. I warned you.

Ooh, she's coming over, okay, okay, quick leads for you. Her name is Sin, she's a big Samurai fan, and how convenient, she works for Truma Team. Of course if you show her you knew any of that, she'll think you're weird, you might want to choose your words carefully.

Um, hey, you okay? Wow, look at those eyes, you're bleeding pretty bad there, arm implant malfunction or something? Want some help? Say no, and I'll make you break your nose on the table.

Yeah, it's no problem, here. Uh, no, I don't usually carry medical supplies around with me, but, um. ..

Aren't you lucky? I'm in Truma Team, and we sometimes keep excess supplies before they throw it out in the incinerator. You'd be surprised how many of us do it.

Anyway, I wanted to relax after my shift before I went home, so here I am with a little stash of contraband. Heart of gold on this one. I'm gonna give you a week max stock and bandage you up, alright? Okay, hit.

With any luck, everyone else just thinks we're doing drugs, right? She's funny too, I can't believe you were about to pass her up. Blah, blah, blah, who cares that your hand hurts, doing that hurt me too, you know.

And now the bandage. Hands like silk, don't even lie, I know it feels good. Hold on.

If I were you, I'd go see your ripper doc about that implant, though. How sweet of her. Hey, I know it's a little forward, but can I ask what your name is? Huh? Well, it's nice to meet you.

I'm Sin. Have we met before or something? Don't fuck it up now.

You didn't know her name, remember? Alright, yeah, that makes sense. I don't think I've seen you before, but I'm here often enough for you to overhear my name or something.

This is way too forward, but do you want another drink? It feels like it would be bad luck to end the night with a broken glass. Great, I'll be right back.

Nice move. You're finally learning. Or maybe something is finally staring down there.

She's definitely doing something for me. There you go, one Johnny Silverhand to cheer you up. And one for me too.

I'll be honest with you, I hate the taste of it, but it almost always makes me feel better afterwards. Yep, still awful. Don't look at me like that, you try it.

Finally something that doesn't taste like cough medicine. See, you look like you just ate an entire lemon. Compliment her smile.

Thank you, I was not expecting that. That's very sweet of you. I'm sure you're not just being nice because I patched you up.

You've got her. I believe you. This is so stupid.

Look, do you wanna go back to my place? I just think you're nice and it could be fun. What are you waiting for? And if nothing else, I could have a better look at your ha- Is that a yes? Can't disappoint us now.

Put some effort into it, you won't get a chance like this again. I'm really glad I met you tonight. I don't know, you gave me a chance to be spontaneous I guess.

Beats getting shot at on behalf of some rich suit. Your technique isn't bad but you're gonna have to use your hands. Make it interesting.

Do I have to do everything for you? Like this? I like you.

You're fun. Come here. And.

.. Comfy? Good.

Mm. Is it okay if I touch you too? Fuck yes.

Like this? I can feel everything you feel, idiot. Of course I enjoy it.

You feel good. And you're making me feel good too. Mm.

Don't leave us wanting now. Taste. Oh.

Fuck yes. Yes, your tongue feels so good. Oh please.

Just say that. Yes, yes. That feels so fucking good.

Don't tease me like that. How much of this do you think is you, my wonder? Oh my god, you're so fucking good at this.

How are you so good at this? Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I think I deserve some credit as your wingwoman. Let me, let me.

I want to. Oh, she wants to reciprocate already. Don't you dare stop.

Please touch me more. More. All over.

I'm gonna make me go. I, I, I want you to. Your, your tongue feels so good.

I can smell it. Believe, believe I need it. I can't disappoint her now.

Believe it might taste, might taste me. I want this fucking hand all over me. Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm so close. Oh my god, oh my god, yes.

Keep going, keep going. Oh fuck. I'm gonna go.

Fuck. Oh, it's my turn, I think. I think I'm just gonna.

This is going to feel so weird. All right, you. Oh fuck.

Mm. What the fuck. Oh yes.

This is good. Oh, are you happy you came back with me tonight? I'm glad.

Maybe. Maybe not just tonight. Yes, please.

If, if you want to, of course. You might want to answer. Don't want to break her, her heart.

I'm good. It feels so good inside of me. This is making me so fucking wet for you.

This is seriously what it's supposed to feel like for you. For you. No, it's just a different.

Do you, do you want to come? Yeah, yeah. Any way you want.

Just come for me, please. Just come for me. You might want to spice it up for me.

Fuck. This is how you like it. If I wrap my legs around you like this, it'll pull you closer.

Fuck. Yes, yes, baby. Please.

Please, please, I can help you. Fuck me harder. Please, yes, please, please, please.

Fuck. Fuck. That was really nice.

Will you stay with me, please? You're not going to be a gonk and leave me, are you? Thank you.

You're fun. I guess we are.