The College Party Confession

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Yeah, that was a very funny story, Frank. Because I'm suddenly very sober, Frank. Fuck.

Oh, for crying out loud, what? What? I'm fine, alright, Sam? You know what? You know, maybe Frank isn't as funny as everyone thinks he is.

Oh, yeah? Well maybe all of you should get off his dick. Nothing is wrong.

Why does he always feel like he needs to bring up your dates with women? Why can't he bring up all his shitty attempts at getting laid? Hmm? Maybe he's just living vicariously through you.

Yeah. Well, it's just annoying having to hear about all the blow-up dolls you sleep with. Because.

It just is. I'm not yelling. Ugh, can you just leave me alone? I'm fine.

You grabbing my arm is not going to stop me from leaving. What? What? Where are we going? What the hell, dude? Hmph.

Nice to see you again. Alright. Take care.

Have a sweet vacation. I hope so. What the hell, dude? Hm.

Nice to know Shivery isn't dead. Why am I acting like what? I'm not upset.

Look, just because I don't want to listen to Frank being a misogynistic prick doesn't make me a bad person. Nope. There's nothing else wrong with me.

Why would anything Frank said make me jealous? You're insane. I don't want you.

Nope. I do not. Why are you locking the door? Well I'm backing up because you locked the door.

Right, yeah, uh-huh, you don't want us to be interrupted, yep, I get that. Is there something you wanted to talk about? Nope.

We discussed this. I am not jealous of your exploits. Wow.

You are standing very close to me right now. No no no. Why would I be jealous of some slut you don't even remember the name of the next day? Yeah, right.

No one needs to be touched that badly. Yeah, okay, sure. They wanted you so much that they let you use them and toss them to the side like trash.

I'm not them. Yeah, that's right. I'm not.

Yep, stand closer. I don't care. I'm worth more than just one lazy fuck.

Whatever, dude. Do you even know how to make love to a woman? Let me show you how good I am.

I can make you scream my name, blah blah blah. Can you step back please? Thanks.

Now look at me. I want more than that. That's right.

The last guy I slept with didn't make me cum and he didn't care. And you know what he told me? He told me the exact same thing.

Let me show you how good I am. I can make you scream my name, blah blah blah. Oh, you're not him? Well prove it.

No, stop taking off your clothes. No, I want you to kiss me. Yes.

Yes, kiss me like you give a shit about me. Like you give a shit about what I want. Wow.

I've never had a guy ask me what I wanted before. Hmm. I want you to tease me a little bit.

Look into my eyes. Hmm. You're so fucking sexy, you know that? Huh.

Yeah, you do. I bet you hear that all the time. You have the cutest smile.

You like my smile too. Aww, thanks. What else do you like about me? Yeah.

Yeah, I like your mouth too. I like when you hold my mouth like that. Lightly running the pad of your thumb across my lips.

Hmm. What color are my eyes? Hmm.

Yeah, that's right. Put your hand on my chest. No, not underneath my shirt.

Here, give me your hand. I want you to feel my heartbeat. Can you feel it? It's pretty steady right now, right? Now, I want you to kiss me slowly.

Like, like this is the last kiss you'll ever get. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Well, if it's beating faster, you know you're doing something right.

Hold me closer to you. Yes. Now, kiss me deeply.

Hmm. You're a really good kisser. Yeah, you are.

You can play in my hair if you want. Hmm. Oh, that feels good.

Sniff my hair. Yeah, do it. What does it smell like? Hmm.

Do you like it? The smell of my shampoo. Hmm.

I'm good. I really like the smell of your soap. Oh, fuck.

Hmm. I can feel your heart on pressed against me. Hey.

This has been a lot of fun. But I'm going to get going. Yes.

Yes, really. Look, I think you could probably be as good and bad as you say you are. But it's too soon to tell.

A huge part of being good at sex is having patience, being able to last. So the next time we see each other, I'm going to see if you're able to last. And right now, I'm checking your patience by walking away.

Don't worry, sweetie. I'm worth the wait. I'm worth the wait.