The Christmas Confession: A Clitmas Story

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So that he thinks of, something's missing Hey, hey, hey, hey Santa, tell me if you're really there Don't make me fall in love again If he won't be here next year Santa, tell me if he really cares Cause I can't give it all away If he won't be here next year Santa, tell me if you're really there Don't make me fall in love again If he won't be here next year Santa, tell me if he really cares If he won't be here next year Don't make me fall in love again If he won't be here next year Well, what do you think? What do you think? Ignore what you just saw That was a decorating dance party Um, yeah So, I put up snowflakes I cut them myself And it took forever, but no paper cuts I also, I thought we could do the tree together I found this like adorable tiny one Because nobody has space for like a six footer in our apartment Um, and my roommate is out But I thought we could, you know, decorate the mini tree And maybe make some Christmas cookies Maybe watch some stop motion Huh?

Hey Are you okay? Man Okay, honestly Like, I'm trying really hard not to be mean Because they're your family But fuck that Okay, you're an adult And if you don't want to be around toxic people That is your prerogative, okay? And if they're making you feel bad about doing something that helps your peace of mind Then, like, what the fuck does that say about them?

Yeah, yeah Like, they should care if you're happy I mean, I do I mean, all your friends do, right? So But like, I don't, I don't really understand What the deal is Because from what you told me It was clear at Thanksgiving that you just, like It's just not an option for you to be there right now And have a good time So You're here with me And we're gonna have a good time Yes we are Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I know, I know Dance party is later Somewhere between spiked eggnog and hot chocolate Because you know me I have to have so many different beverages And I stocked us up I got the good shit Oh, we're gonna have such a good weekend Hey, I love you too, friend Alright, well Alright, you pick What movie should we watch? What? Okay, I thought It's not that? What is it? I Um There's a lot going on And So that's okay You know, it happens Between friends, that happens I'm not being weird You're the one who just And I don't Wanna mess this up Yeah I know it's a cliche But I really, I really don't You've been there for me so many times I just I don't like the idea of You not being here You're saying that now Look, you see all this All this Friends, right?

Look at all this that we can do together I guess I just I don't want you to do something And then After the smoke clears Regret it and then we just We don't talk Because I love talking with you And I love Doing things with you And I love doing things for you Because it's you And how many years, you know? And And I make cookies And I wanna keep doing that But, um I mean, yeah, yeah, no, it was I know, yeah I know, I know it was good Even though it was like a second So Hey No, I I do But you're so important to me More important than anybody And I know, I know you don't always feel that way But it's true, so Um How about How about we just Um, go back to our Regularly scheduled programming Um I'll cut the music back on, we'll Ooh Ooh, do you wanna do like A Christmas story, we'll order some Chinese food I already set up some menus that we can look at Because I love a theme And then, um How about that? How about we eat some food Watch some stop motion Decorate some cookies for dessert And then we'll talk later I just, I I worked so hard On this weekend, and I really I wanna have a good time And then we'll talk, okay?

Because I wanna talk, but just Later, yeah? So, like, can we do that, please? Can we have a good time? For me? And then we'll talk, okay? You didn't fuck anything up, I promise Um Unless you stop me from watching my stop motion Then I'll be really upset, okay?

And that includes the community episode Yeah? Okay, so Great Good, alright Let me cut the music back on, cause Santa tell me No, I don't know the words again Lots of unhappiness? Maybe so But doesn't Santa take a little bit of that Unhappiness away? Doesn't a smile on Christmas morning Spring out of tear? Cry on a Saturday? Shut up, no I'm not What would happen if we all Tried to be like Santa? I don't know I just, I really love this movie And I had so much Eggnog Oh my god What a good day Yeah, yeah fine We can talk now We can talk now Yeah Um So You like me, or Oh Uh huh And you think we should Explore this?

Yeah, I'm attracted to you, you know I am Don't ask silly questions Um I, I wanna Take care of you too Why don't Why don't we try Kissing again Just to see That way If it doesn't work out We can just say It didn't work out and Move along, right? But you have to understand I really mean it, I don't wanna lose you Let's just Agree That Even if things don't work out We're not gonna be shitty to each other Okay? Okay Alright I'm ready Yeah I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I.