The Bodyguard, Pt. 4

Transcript

This is no I wasn't gonna say boring I was gonna say this is this is the life yeah this is probably the best bodyguarding assignment I've ever had what's not to love this clean sand this blue water look I took a bodyguarding job expecting trouble did not expect to be lying with my protectee on a beach in Cabo absolutely not I am NOT complaining about it okay fair point we had to face some trouble to get here but it worked out didn't it I I I just I don't know are you joking I'm not sure if you're joking or not well I don't know you put it like that it seems pretty obvious but I I don't know I I didn't think you would really need my help getting your suntan lotion applied yeah but I figured you could probably reach everywhere you want to put it so I kind of thought you were just teasing me no no no I am NOT commenting on the way you look in a bathing suit no that's not what I said infer whatever you want that's not what I was saying nice try because under no circumstances am I gonna comment on my boss's daughter you're really trying to get me fired aren't you yeah right you're probably recording all of this aren't you look if you really need help with your suntan lotion I will know I was gonna say I can recommend a few people yeah two can play at that game yes I'd be happy to help right there okay well where did you get it applied I'm not doing your whole body what I want and what I'm willing to do you're really trying to entrap me in my words here today what I want is to do the right thing that's what I want and that involves only putting the lotion on the parts that you can't reach there you go I miss anything all right now I suggest you lie back here on the sand and just enjoy the waves and the wind and the Sun I am not really sure how much longer we're gonna be here no it's not like that I do have a plan I'm not just winging this but sometimes plans hmm they may take variable amounts of time to see come to pass well you remember what got us here look clearly clearly he's been doing something to know where you're gonna be and when you're gonna be there well you didn't invite him to that event did you yeah it's possibly found out about it from someone else but is it likely this guy has not ceased to harass you since the day you broke up and in fact wasn't that part of the reason you broke up with him you just never got any space wouldn't leave you alone right so don't forget that I'm not just your personal body guard I'm the team lead which means there is a team that's right I've got guys that are home that are looking into him that are figuring out where he gets his information from figuring out his next move and doing what they can to dissuade him from harassing you in the future you really don't need to know how they're doing that no the less you know the better it may make for great gossip it also makes for trouble for you and for me if it comes to light that you knew about it and and that that information come from me learn to live with disappointment then I'm sorry in any event the plan is not to keep you here out of commission indefinitely it's to give my team some time to figure out where your ex is getting his information from to make it clear that continuing the behaviors that he's been engaging in is a very very bad idea and wait for things to die down a little bit and once I get the all clear you and I can decide whether we want to stay here a little bit longer or get back to life I recognize that and I don't want to keep you out here any longer than I have to I mean truth be told I'd love to live on a beach in Cabo indefinitely but well it's just not practical is it well relaxation for starters you could probably use some of it after the scare you've had but no I don't think it's a waste of time at all and I don't think we need to waste time here well for starters I think it would be good if you learned some self-defense I can teach you look I know you think of me as just a big teddy bear no no no no you don't have to explain it it's fine I get that you see me as a big teddy bear but I actually am quite a scary man to the wrong kind of person I'm a black belt in four different martial arts to begin with what's so funny yeah and do you want a demonstration yeah I'm I'm fine I can here let's stand up all right now this is a fighting stance no see you're you're a little bit too defensive you look like you don't want to get hit yeah I get that you don't want to be hit but that's not what you want to show an attacker you want to make your attacker afraid that you're gonna hit them see 90% of the battle is one right up here up in your mind it's a test of wills and if you're the scarier one you need to project that towards your attacker so that they get it through their head that messing with you is a very very bad idea no I didn't say growl at me look it'll come with time and practice but that's why I mentioned it is because you need to know what you need to practice right and it's confidence it's presence it's aura do I look as I stand here do I look like I'm able to handle myself it's confidence so stand there with some confidence hands up okay now I want you to go reach out with your left hand like you're gonna grab me uh-huh so this is the attacker what you're showing me and I'm gonna teach you right now what you're gonna do I want you to step in like this yes in well a couple of reasons they're not gonna expect it and second whenever you're gonna strike someone you need space to get the blow up to maximum speed to be able to you know cause some harm and if you take that distance away you're taking away their ability to hit you very effectively so again step in just like this pivot you're gonna grab the arm you're gonna stick your butt out like this so that your hips go across your attackers and if you pull just a little bit right there see I'm not gonna do it to you but if I pulled right there you would have gone right over my hip onto the ground I understand that they'll probably be bigger than you and that's why you use their momentum and their strength and their weight against them they're not gonna be able to stop as fast as you might okay so you're gonna use their inertia to put them on the ground okay so now we're gonna reverse I'm gonna be attacker I reach forward yep step in further yeah just like that hips well what happened oh you twisted it okay sit down Sam here let me help you sit down there you go yeah maybe the sand's not the best but uh gosh I'm sorry about that I'll teach you that a different time when you're on a more suitable surface I'm sorry is your ankle and when you pivoted I get it would you like me to um you know I massage it for you a bit help it feel better hopefully they're helping yeah probably it just stings really good because it just happened but it's not gonna cause any bruising or swelling but we get back to the you get back to the house well well I said just to be on the safe side and I have some medicine that you can take that will help keep inflammation down okay right there yeah I can I can massage that did it did it get your knee as well.