The Aliens are Coming!💘

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This is actually quite romantic, isn't it, in a silent, misty, creepy kind of way. It's amazing, actually, how quickly your eyes become adjusted to nothing but the moonlight in the forest. It almost seems light in the pitch black.

Thanks for tonight, by the way. Dinner was lovely. Watching you choke laughing at your own jokes was a moment I'm not going to forget.

It was a terrible joke. I'm not surprised that potato tried to shut you up. I'm pulling your leg.

You're funny, just that joke wasn't. Oh, you're welcome. I'm happy to show you around.

I didn't want to spoil the surprise. I'm going to take you to the spot where there are still three-word burn marks right where witnesses said they saw it land years ago, if you like. It's just a little further north-east, but I know all the shortcuts, so it won't take long.

No, we won't get lost. I've been here a few times now. I even camped out here once.

It really does have a different atmosphere right in that spot. It'll be interesting to see what you think. Good, though.

The last time I was here, there was a group tour, and this awful, sceptic UFO investigator who doesn't believe they exist had spent 20 years looking for them. Anyway, he tried his best to spoil everyone's fun that night, and he's coming up with the most ridiculous conclusions. That was kind of funny and sad at the same time.

He was constantly peering over people's shoulders, trying to look at the photos they were about to take. Just really obnoxious guy. Not sure what happened to him, actually.

I was winding him up all night. He never came back after that one. Wouldn't it be funny if he was abducted by aliens? I mean, no.

I honestly couldn't think of a better candidate than an egotistical sceptic. Did you ever visit UFO hotspots back home? Did you ever visit UFO hotspots back home? Or is it just because you're in the UK and our very own Roswell just happened to be close by to where you're staying?

You didn't? Wait, you didn't even know about this place? Huh.

I was sure you had a fascination for this subject. Did we talk about it before? No? You sure? Huh.

Maybe I dreamt about it or something. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I honestly thought you'd like this.

We can go somewhere else if you like. You sure? You seemed so up for it when I suggested it.

Hmm? Aww. You didn't need an excuse to spend more time with me.

Actually, we could have been back at my place fucking by now, but instead we're here being bitten by gnats. Oh, that overflows your mind. Your face.

Oh, I'm just teasing. We can fuck here if you like. I'm sorry.

It's just too easy to wind up and the way you react is adorable. I swear even your very cute expressions have their own accents. Oh, it's not far now.

It's about a quarter of a mile. Oh, it's not far now. It's about a quarter of a mile.

Oh, I've gone really dizzy. Oh, must have been the wine. Oh, do you mind if we sit down for a minute? Just here is fine, thank you.

Oh, that's weird. Hang on. What's that? Am I that junk or is the ground moving? Damn you're good, you haven't even touched me yet.

Oh my god, what is happening? Oh my god. Are you okay? Are you hurt? No, I'm fine, but what the fuck is this place? Oh no, it's a tunnel.

What the hell? How is it? That hole just resealed itself.

Oh, this isn't good. Oh, this is so far from good as a very not good thing. Hello? Ow, what the fuck? Oh, I don't know.

That's what they say in the films. Yeah, you have a point, never end well. Wait, I still feel it.

Like, can you feel it? That same vibrating, buzzing feeling. Oh god, are they going to do it again? Are barriers alive? We can't stay here, that's for sure.

Who are they? I don't know. Have you ever seen mox followers have them reseal themselves before? Shit like this just doesn't happen on its own.

My guess, and my heart's going nuts. I guess we just need to walk and see if we can find another exit, ladder or something, but that's the only way we can go. What else do they say in films? Hold my hand and don't let go no matter what happens? We've been walking for a good five minutes already.

Is this tunnel ever ending? I wish we'd gone back to the old place. I'm so sorry, I feel like this is my fault.

That hole we fell through did seal itself up again, right? I didn't just imagine that. I still feel weird.

It's the same as me being certain we talked about UFOs but you said we didn't. Right now none of this seems real and yet it feels so real at the same time and I have no idea if I'm hallucinating or not, or why if I am, or if I'm going to wake up in a minute. Wait.

Did you do this? Did you put something in my drink? Oh my goodness.

I'm sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Calm down. I'm just. ..

My brain isn't accepting any of this and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. I'm failing fast. What do you think this place is? Whatever it is, it's abandoned.

Yeah, I guess. That hole didn't fill itself, although it did, ironically. I just want to find a way out.

What do you think we're going to find? You are joking, right? I know you're just trying to scare me.

No, it's not working. I feel. ..

It's not working. I feel. ..

strangely calm, actually. Dizzy and weird, but calm. How about you? The same? Are we being gassed or something? Is it me, or are we slowly descending? I've only just noticed it.

It's ever so slight. That can't be good, considering how long we've been walking. Wait.

What's that noise? Shh, listen. What is it? Oh.

This isn't good. I don't think. ..

Hey, are you okay? Hey! You can't pass out now.

I see you can. How am I going to deal with you? When you need help, you're kind.

I'm okay. But be careful. There's children in that cave.

I heard you could help them get in quite a bit of trouble. I never thought until you came back again. Good.

That will give us enough time to prepare. That's great. So how are we going to do this? Well, I want it to be as enjoyable for the human as possible.

I don't want to unnecessarily help you. Why not? I don't.

.. Well, I'm kind of nervous too. I mean, I've never done this before.

I'm hardly an expert. Is it going to hurt you? Oh.

Okay. Well, it's bound to be fine. Can you do your telepathy thing a bit so that the human can understand you? Oh, it looks like it's coming around.

Hey, sweetheart. It's okay. It's okay.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Don't panic. They're quite friendly. Say hello, Plume.

Not like that. Telepathy. You're trying to give it heart attack.

Damn, what did you say to it to make it jump like that? Sorry. I'll go quieter.

I hope my sounding like Merle will help make things a little more comfortable for you. Please remain calm. You are quite safe.

I'm Plume. Nice to meet you. Baby, it's fine.

Listen. Just listen to me. Your clothes are not required and we're affecting your body temperature.

So they were removed swiftly for two reasons. You have been secured for the same two reasons. To ensure the perfect body temperature.

I'm sorry. I really am. But we really need you.

I really need you. And you're. ..

You're perfect. I'm. ..

Well. .. In a word.

.. Breathing. Don't panic.

Please, just breathe. Let me try to explain. Look.

I'm the first of my kind. Plume created me. Well, not Plume themselves, but others like them.

There she is. There she. ..

I'm half human. One third alien. Like Plume, inside.

Not on the outside. I'm one sixth something else, but. ..

I can't pronounce it though, sorry. It's neither pronounceable or translatable. Basically, part of Merle's physicality can change when it is required as a result of combined cross-breeding.

Well. .. You've seen the Hulk, right? Well, it's not like that.

I mean, I won't look like that. It will still look like me, and be me. But my arm changes.

I'm. .. Just one of them.

Like a. .. Like a tentacle.

But not. .. Kind of like a dick.

But not. .. Well, kind of like a cross between the two.

Ish. Sort of. Well, not really.

Not really either. Both. As in how they operate as one combined.

.. Combined. ..

Extension. Extension. Thank you.

That's the word I was looking for. Anyway. Oh, please.

Please. Don't. Don't be frightened.

I know this is a big ask. Or tell. You don't really get a choice right now, I know, but.

.. Please don't be scared. I've really waited a long, long time to find the mate who would be perfect, and.

.. Well, you're it. Oh, don't worry.

It's been tried and tested. We made our mistakes decades ago. But I've had to wait for slight DNA changes in the chain of humours to occur to ensure success, and took the decision to not risk losing any more lives.

.. Plume! Sorry.

Well. .. Plume assures me that they died happy, if that helps.

Look, you're going to be fine. I promise. It's one of the things I've insisted upon, and why I've waited so long.

So while no-one at this point can know 100% for sure, we're at least 96.48%. .. 94.66% 94.66% sure.

Murley is the first of their kind. A complete success. The process isn't complicated in practice, though complicated in how it works.

This breathing session, though similar to what you are used to in many ways, also differs substantially. You will come to know half. Quite the opposite.

This will be an experience like no other, and one of the most pleasurable in many ways, that have not been possible for you as a human to experience to date. See? Well, would you like the full explanation, or would you prefer I just get on with it, and show you myself?

I'll explain as I go along, what is happening, and doing what to both of us at the same time. Well, it'll be faster, and it'll make you feel good faster too. Good humans deserve to feel good faster.

Don't you think? Don't you think? Take a deep breath, sweetheart.

You're going to love this. I will be very gentle with you. To begin with, I promise.

I'll not give you more than you can handle. Of course I'll be here to assist where I need to assist. Oh, I swear I'm so fucking horny right now, I can't tell you.

I'm always coming just at the thought of having you. Oh, my fluids are, um, special. A little like.

.. how male cut mass seeds that search for what they're looking for. Well, my squirt does too.

But they're not seeds. They have their own job to do. To make you as comfortable as possible.

Let's just say that for now, yeah? You're going to love this. Mary is going to straddle your abdomen.

She will proceed to ride you until she gushes. It will be more like a rush that will soak the lower half of your body from the abs down. It will feel quite hot.

And incredibly pleasurable. Affecting the hair follicles from your skin to shrink a little, leaving just enough room for the pores to gather. As the fluid that will pass through your skin into the layers beneath.

This will cause tingly sensations as they will then burrow themselves through your body to form the changes necessary and within minutes. It won't feel any different to being soaked. The amounts in the pores are so minute that you won't feel it going through you.

But you will feel what it does to your insides. It will feel a little strange. Once they are through, you'll feel your organs shifting, rearranging as new tissue is formed.

It's very subtle. Or a bit like wind. But different and quite painless.

Unlike wind. New tissues will form where they're needed. It's actually quite a sensual feeling.

Like butterflies, only stronger. More like moths. Bats.

Bats? You're going to be bred. You are needed to breed Marnies.

Like me. And the best way for the eggs to grow inside you. Not me.

I'm going to come. I can't. Don't worry.

The changes inside you are spoken. I will allow you to house the eggs that are also about to be created. I'm coming.

Doesn't that feel good? Such a good human. My assistance is required.

I'm going to focus on you now. This will merge with Marnie's gush on the inside and will significantly cause the close tie to your body.