That Time You Accidentally Summoned A Switch

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Hi there! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, stars.

I'm so sorry. Wait, wait, wait. Don't scream.

Sorry. Please. Thank you.

I didn't mean to scare you mistress. What-what do you mean? Who am I? Hey, please.

Don't call me names. You. ..

You don't know who I am? You. ..

didn't mean to. .. summon me? Oh.

You were just trying to make cookies. Right. One hell of a recipe.

Um. .. I'm sorry.

This is all very odd, I know. And this is kind of my first summoning and um. ..

What? Oh. I'm so sorry about this.

Uh. .. Is it always this awkward? Uh.

.. Let's just get this over with. Okay? Okay.

What am I talking about? I'm talking about our pack, you know. You summon me.

I come along. The demon and the human makes a pack. That's kind of how the thing works.

What do you mean you didn't sign a pack? Hmm. Weird.

You finished the recipe, didn't you? I mean, not the recipe, you know, because you're not baking, you're more so summoning, so I meant you. ..

You finished the ritual, right? Hmm. I see.

So. .. What happened is that you signed it when you finished the ritual, I mean, the recipe.

Yeah. That's pretty much how it works. Yes, the cookies are the recipes to summon me.

I'm the cookie. I mean, I'm kind of like chocolate chip and, you know, in some ways I'm double chocolate, but. ..

Anyways. Those, you know, things you put into the pan, they're an offering to me. So.

.. I'll be bound to you as much as you'll be bound to me for the time being, Mistress. What? You don't want me to call you Mistress? I mean, this kind of thing work.

I'm a demon, but I have, you know, some manners. Okay. That's fine.

I can call you anything. Anything. Anything.

Um. .. What would you rather be called? Your name? No, no.

I don't think that name's gonna suit it for me. Calling you Mistress will be just fine. Okay? Like, it would be super inappropriate for me not to, you know, since you're my Mistress and all now.

And, like I said, demon, but still got manners. We're not like those angels in heaven, all spoiling and titling shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I insist, really. You're my Mistress, and I'm your new pet. Happy to meet you.

It doesn't make sense, I know, but, well, why would I call you anything else? Right? Okay.

Now, let me see that recipe you used. Mmm, right. Okay, so.

.. I see you're not very good at reading. Okay, first line.

The title. This right here, that's how we demons get you most of the time. Like, who the fuck names their recipes Super Orgasmic Red Velvet Cookies? I mean, I have tasted some red velvet that's pretty orgasmic, but, you know, it wasn't in the name.

And, I mean, I am super orgasmic, but I'm not red velvet. Like I said, I'm more of a chocolate chip, but. ..

Okay, now, see, no normal person would name their recipe like that, or have this giant ass story beforehand. Like, you see all these notes? This isn't some GWA script, you know? Like, all these notes here are directions and instructions on what you, the summoner, will do in order to summon me, the summonee, your demon, your pet.

Get it now? Like, you know, you're really lucky you summon little ol' me, and not one of my brothers, accidentally. They're not as nice, or as well-mannered as I am.

And, instead of a smartass, you get people who'll beat the fuck out of you. Yeah, Cast and E-Rab, they really don't like being disturbed. Especially accidentally.

They would just force you to fulfill your part in the deal, and. .. Well, I don't think you wanna know how that would end.

Why are you acting like such an idiot? You know what I'm talking about, mistress. I'm talking about.

.. our pact? That's the deal? You still have to fulfill your part of the deal.

What? You thought these fucking cookies were your part? No! I mean, they taste good, but they're not orgasmic, and.

.. No! That's not how it goes.

Oh. .. You know what? You're a pretty funny mistress.

And you're kinda cute. I'm so lucky to have you, kinda. I mean, I think this accident kinda happened for a reason.

Like, I can't believe that I got so lucky to have a nice mistress like you. And a pretty fucking nice house, too. Like, shit! How much did you pay for this? Twenty thousand souls? Like, shit! I would need a hundred grand of them to get me a place like this in hell.

God damn. I should've moved to the Earthrealm long time ago. Right.

I'm sorry. I'm just so excited to live with you now, mistress. Thank you for the.

.. You. ..

You what? You want. ..

You want me to go home. I. ..

I can't do that. You haven't fulfilled your part yet. You don't.

.. You don't want to fulfill your part in this. You.

.. You don't fucking want me. You don't want me here.

After you fucking accidentally summoned me, you. .. I was trying to be nice, mistress, but.

.. You know what? Maybe you're not so nice at all.

Maybe you're kind of a fucking bitch instead. You see, if you're not gonna fulfill your part, then. ..

Then I'll fucking make you fulfill your part, because you can't just throw me away like that. No. I will not be thrown away.

I will not ever fucking be thrown away again. So, I'm sorry, but. ..

Mistress. .. Mistress.

.. Mistress. ..

Mistress! Oh, there she is. Why, hello again, mistress.

Oops. Was that too loud? Oh, my.

Sorry, mistress. I just had to knock you out to get you to calm down, but don't worry about your arms and legs being unmovable. You know, it's just magic.

Magic that you would be fucking using if you didn't try to throw me away. Now, I need you to stay there and look pretty for me until all of this is done. Oh, I know why you're speechless.

It's the wings and the tail and the horns, isn't it? Well, I can't very well use my humanoid form for this, but I was presenting myself in a manner that I didn't scare you at first, but now that I have you right where I want you, I don't think it fucking matters at all. No, no, no, no, no.

You can't get out those binds, so don't even fucking try. You see, my magic is pretty fucking strong because unlike my brothers who are fucking assholes, you got me, the nice and nerdy, kind of pipsqueakish fucking demon that had a lot of powerful magic to use for you, but no, you wanted to fucking throw me away. Oh, and I just won't fucking do, because we have a pact, yes, you and me have a pact to complete.

So, while I know you didn't mean to summon me, something that we both fucking learned horribly, it doesn't change the fact what you tried to do. No, not one fucking bit, and since Mistress wants to be a bad fucking summoner, her little pet will have to teach her some fucking tricks. So, Mistress, how will I, your lovely fucking pet, punish you today for that? Oh, I know what I'll do.

I'll just keep you tied up and fill you so full with my brood that you won't be able to walk for months. Then, maybe I'll take you home on a nice little fancy leash and keep filling you up and up until you burst like a fucking little grape you were using the whole suite. What were they? Super orgasmic red velvet? Well, I can bet that you're going to be an orgasmic treat when I'm done with you.

Because, maybe then, Arabic gas won't make fun of me so much. Huh? Oh, nothing.

I said nothing. You didn't hear that. Oh, look, Mistress.

I just need you to calm down. So please, stop trashing around. It'll only make matters worse.

Ow! Mistress! That hurt.

Please do not do that again. I don't want to have to hurt you more than I already have to. Hmm.

I really don't want to. It's not my fault. Like, you didn't know about the deal, which I guess isn't your fault either, but just let me breathe you so we can get this over with, please?

Okay? What? What do you mean you didn't know? You don't want me to breathe you? Well, that's too fucking bad.

Really? I was trying to give you a choice in all this, but you just had to make it so fucking difficult. Hmm.

Ah, poor, poor little Mistress. You look so good with your hands above your head like that. Hmm.

I should definitely return you more after this, don't you think? Because I think so. Hmm.

You know, I think I just thought of a way to shut you the fuck up, and this right here seems to be the only way. Hmm. Now, don't you dare move.

Stay right there. Oh, yes. Good girl.

Now, open. Hmm. Looks like that didn't work.

Open your mouth, Mistress. Don't make this harder than it has to be. Hmm.

Hmm. Fucking hell. I said to open your fucking little mouth.

Hmm. You stupid fucking witch. There.

Hmm. Good job. I guess you can follow orders after all.

Hmm. Hmm. Oh, fucking yes.

Yes, you can follow orders after all, can't you? Hmm. You seem to be following the best fucking orders like I expected.

Oh, yeah. This must feel like what they call fucking heaven, huh? Oh, Mistress.

Ah. Oh, fuck yes. Oh, yes.

This will show them. This will show all fucking them. My dad, my mother, my fucking stupid brothers.

This will show them that I'm, that I, I'm, can't, can't, fuck. Oh. Hmm.

Oh, sorry, Mistress. Oh, that was a lot. But you drank it all down really well.

I'm, I'm kind of proud of you. Hair. Let me pet your hair for a while.

Shh. Shh. Don't think about it too much.

Hmm. Are we done yet? Oh, no, no, no.

Silly little fucking witch. We're only just fucking beginning. Remember, I have to breed you.

Hmm. In order to be sent back. And as unfortunate as it is for you, well, I think as a hard working single mother raising a demon hellspawn, you'll be alright.

After all, my mom did a pretty good fucking job. You see, I turned out pretty alright despite all the fuck-ups you might think about me. And I think that you'll do fine as well.

Hmm. Now, stay right there. This is my first time, so please go gentle on me.

Psyche. I hear stories of all the fucking time human women trying to steal the fucking demon dicks after they experience it. And I bet that you'll be no fucking different, will you? You stupid fucking little witchy whore.

So, here I go. Oh, fuck. Oh.

Oh, my stars. You, you feel so fucking good. Yes, you fucking feel good.

Fuck, this human pussy feels fucking amazing. I'm not even all the way in and you're already so fucking tight. You're already so fucking tight.

Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. It's just only a few more inches.

It's okay. Oh, it's okay. Oh, no.

Oh, no, don't cry. Oh, it'll be alright. It'll be fucking alright for you, don't worry.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's a lot, but you can take it.

I know you can take it. I've seen what you human pussies can do and it's fucking amazing. Oh, yeah, we definitely get fucking porn open, demon hell.

And you definitely are like a fucking amateur porn star with your super orgasmic fucking velvet cookies. Oh, yes. Tight.

Damn, father. Damn. Fuck.

Shit, you're gripping me so fucking tight. Oh, I'm afraid you really will try to take my dick off after this. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Mm-hmm, take it. Yes, take it, you dirty fucking bitch. Take it, you fucking dirty bitch, and show me what you can do.

Show me what this human pussy is fucking capable of. Oh, yes. Mm-hmm.

Oh, there you go. I can see you're liking it. You're getting so fucking wet for me.

You stupid fucking bridey witchy whore. Oh, yes. I'm definitely gonna breed you with this fat pussy.

Oh, fucking yes. This fat juicy lips and the way they're hugging my cock. The way your legs are wrapping around my fucking back.

I can tell, I can tell that you're not trying to push me away anymore. Mm, yes, you're trying to pull me fucking in. That's okay, you can take it.

You can take every fucking inch that you need. That you need. Mm-hmm.

After all, this is all for the fucking recipe, right? You need two cups of my fucking cum. Is that it? You need two cups of my cum to fucking finish the recipe? Well, I'm definitely sure you'll get it after this.

You're gonna be scraping all types of cups of cum out of your fucking pussy when I'm done with you. There's gonna be so many fucking cums gonna be licking out of your tight fucking pussy. I'm gonna knock you the fuck up.

Yes. Yes, baby. Oh, fucking yes, take it.

Mm-hmm. Yes, take it from me. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, take it.

Mm-hmm. Yes, yes, yes. Fuck, that feels so good.

Fuck me. Oh. Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Oh, no, I'm not done with you. Oh, no.

Oh, fuck. Oh, no, I'm not done with you. Fucking turn over.

Yes, yes, I did. Turn over and show me that nice little fucking ass of yours. Oh, yes.

Bring that shit here. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Don't look so scared. It's gonna be all right. Mm-hmm.

Just wrapping my hands around the fucking hair of yours and pulling you back. Mm-hmm. Oh, yes.

If you keep that shit up and you keep squeezing me, I'm gonna come in no time. Mm. Fuck.

Ha. Ha. Fuck.

Ha. Ha. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Yes. Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Fuck me, baby. Yes, baby. Fuck me.

Fuck me. Yes, show me what you can do. Show me what you can do and turn that fucking pussy back.

Mm-hmm. Good little fucking witch you are. Mm-hmm.

Fuck, I can't take it. Oh. Ah, fuck.

Ah, fuck me. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck. Oh.

Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck. Ooh. Ooh.

Oh, stars. That's a lot. That's definitely more than two cups of cum.

I'm sorry, little bitch. I didn't mean to. But you look so good with your cum painted on my cum and my not-buried-in-you end.

You kinda already look pregnant, too, huh? How nice. Mm.

Oh. Right. Aftercare.

Whew. Cast always says how important it is to take care of your partner afterwards. I almost forgot that lesson.

He might be an asshole, but he's also kinda a genius, so while we're here, and since we're gonna be stuck here for a while, and while being at least nine months, um, you know, I think we have a lot of caring to do. Don't you think? Mm-hmm.

Mwah.