That Escalated Quickly

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I did ask you here for a reason, yeah. I kind of hate that you know me that well, that when I ask you to come over and see me for any reason, you know that I've got something up my sleeve. Can I get you something to drink first? Beer? Coffee? Water? I don't know, juice box? I am stalling.

Okay, okay, okay. I've been thinking for a while. No, you did not smell smoke.

Knock it off. That's not cool. Don't do that.

If you keep teasing me, I'm never going to get through this, so shh. I've been thinking for a while that all these failed relationships, why? Why have I put myself through this? Why, after one ends and a little bit of time goes by, why do I all of a sudden start thinking I want another one?

And it's never about the guy. It's never about what he brings to me, because that part I could honestly take or leave, but there's just something that I need from these relationships. I do not need therapy.

Thank you for that. Okay, so I've been doing some soul searching, and what I really want has nothing to do with the relationship. Just hear me out.

I'm going somewhere with this. I want a family. And I had to ask myself what that means to me, because, well, you kind of need a partner to have a family, but then I thought, no, you don't, because it's not that that I want.

I want a baby. Close, close. No, I don't want you to go through the sperm donor list with me.

That would be slightly weird. I had to really think about what I wanted in my child's donor, I guess. And everything I kept coming back to was you.

Your sense of humor, your compassion, your intelligence, your total and utter geekiness that I absolutely adore. And I can say that because we've been best friends a long time. But there's a reason we've been best friends a long time, right? There's a reason that you're my favorite person in the entire world.

So why wouldn't I want you to be the one? Why wouldn't I want a child that's half you, half me? I mean, God help us all, but you know what I mean.

Yeah, that shocked and dumbfounded look on your face is pretty much what I was expecting. So you don't have to answer now. You don't have to.

You don't have to say anything. Just think about it, okay? And you don't have to be a dad.

This is not a have a family with me thing. This is, you know, give me your sperm. Okay, I hadn't thought of that.

But if you want to talk about that, we can. What do you mean you would want to be part of the child's life? I mean, you would be because you're not going anywhere.

But, oh. You don't have to do that, though. You don't have to be the dad.

We don't even have to tell the kid until later that it's you. Or at all if you don't want to. I mean, I kind of have an objection to that, but.

Okay, this conversation went sideways really fast. I'm sorry. Maybe we should just forget that I asked you this because I think we're going in two different directions here.

You do? Where did that come from? I asked you here to talk to you about coming in a cup, and now you're telling me you love me? What is this? This is not what I signed on for today.

Oh, no, you don't get to play that card. I told you I had to talk to you about something. Okay, you're right.

But it was planned. What you just said was not planned. That was not part of anything that I've said.

You want to have a family with me. Like mom, dad, 2.5 kids, white picket fence, whatever the bullshit dream is. That's what you want.

With me. You know I'm a complete train wreck, right? Well, I'm not such a train wreck that I can't be a good mom, but I'm kind of a train wreck to be with, period.

I had no idea that you felt like this. None. Where did this even come from? Okay, I told you why I came to you.

I didn't think that there would be complications. I didn't think you would do this. Yeah, it probably would be significantly easier to get a stranger, an anonymous donor, rather than somebody who is such a huge part of my life.

Yeah, you're right. It probably would be. A reason.

Beyond that. Beyond wanting my child to have the characteristics of my favorite person? To be a smaller version of him? What? Well, I wasn't thinking about it that way, but sure.

Oh God. That is why I asked you. Wow.

You know, you start a day thinking that you're going to ask your best friend to give you a cup of something. And then you end up, at the end of the day, realizing that you're in love with him. That was not on my calendar today, I don't know about you.

I'm not making jokes. I'm uncomfortable. Because this is not what I was thinking.

But now that you say it. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. That's exactly why I asked you. But do we do we really want to jump from saying I love you for the first time to let's have a baby? I mean, it's a little different when it's, you know, can you donate? This is actually having a family.

This is raising a child together. This is being together. This is different.

You you know that, right? Okay. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, I really want a baby. And yeah, I know it's not just it's not just sperm.

It's the whole package. Yes. Yes, this is what I want.

Yeah. Okay. Wow.

What do you mean? When do I want to start? Are you serious? You don't want to, you know, maybe date a bit first? No.

That is true. That is true. There's nothing saying that's gonna happen right away.

All right. Well, what do you mean? What am I doing? I'm getting on my knees.

It's no time like the present, right? Is that okay with you? She says as she takes your pants down.

Yeah. Well, let me just get you ready, then. I know this isn't really, really cheap shot.

Like that was low-hanging fruit. We're talking as much about sweet potatoes as we think I know. I know what I'm doing.

I'm going to warm you up a little first. Get you good and ready. I know this isn't really, really cheap shot.

Like that was low-hanging fruit. We're talking as much about sweet potatoes as we think I know. I know what I'm doing.

I'm going to warm you up a little first. Get you good and ready. And I am completely turned on by the idea of doing this with you.

I want to suck your cock until you're nice and ready. Maybe tease you a bit. Make you hard.

Which is happening quite a bit down here. And then, when the time is right, I'll let you fill my pussy. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. I'll let you fuck me until you empty these very heavy, full balls deep inside me. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm-hmm. It's a little bit surreal, yeah? Your best friend on her knees in front of you.

Your cock in her mouth. Wanting your cum. Wanting to feel it shooting inside me.

Mm-hmm. Coating my insides. Making me fucking pregnant.

Mm-hmm. You just got harder when I said that. You like this.

You like this idea. Mm. You gonna breed me? Shove this hard cock deep, deep inside me.

I want to be bred like a bitch and eat. Mm. I want to have my pussy stuffed and filled over and over.

No matter how many times it takes. Mm. I want to have so much cum inside me that it drips down my legs.

Mm. And I want to lick your cock clean after you cum so I can taste what you've left inside me. What? You're gonna cum? Well, no, you can't cum in my mouth because that defeats the purpose.

All right, all right. Oh, such a gentleman helping me out. All right, let's get naked.

Ah. No, not the bedroom, right here. Floor, couch, chair, I don't care, just fuck me.

Mm-hmm. It is a nice rug. I'm pretty sure you were with me when I picked this out.

Yeah, right here. Between my legs. Mm.

I'm spread for you. I'm open. I'm ready.

I'm dripping wet, which is good. Oh, what are you doing? Why are you using your fingers? Well, no, I'm not complaining that you're rubbing my clit, but oh, that's not the purpose here.

Well, you've never been selfish, that's true. I would imagine that goes for this, too. Oh, yeah, it feels good.

It feels really good. Just keep rubbing me like that, but don't stick your fingers in me. Mm-mm.

I don't need to be warmed up. I want to be as tight as fucking possible when you stick that beautiful cock in me and fill me. The tighter I am, the better it feels, okay? So you can play with my clit all you want, but do not put your fingers in or finger or anything other than that cock, okay?

Yeah, that did turn me on. Talking about squeezing you. Mm.

Massaging every inch of you. My tight pussy. So needy.

Yeah. Mm. Faster.

Rub me faster. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

I'm so turned on right now. You can be rough. You can do whatever you want.

Yes, suck my nipple. Yes, yes. They're going to get huge.

Mm. Well, they are pretty nice right now, but they're going to get even bigger, and you're going to suck them for me then, too. Yeah, when they're nice and huge and sensitive.

Mm. Mm. Oh, oh, oh.

Yes, yes. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

I don't want to come yet. I don't want to come yet. No, I want to come with you in me.

I want you to feel it. Yeah. Okay, put it in now, please, please.

Oh. Oh. Mm.

Yes, yes. Start moving. Oh, God, that feels better than I even thought it would.

See? So fucking tight. My pussy knows what you're there for.

It knows what needs to happen. I can feel your balls slapping against me. Are they heavy? Are they full? Are they churning with that cum? Sticky, hot sperm that you're going to put deep inside me.

Yeah, you're going to fuck a baby into me. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes.

Feel me. Feel me. I'm going to fucking drain your balls.

My pussy's going to suck the cum out of you. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, God.

Oh, you're going to fuck me and fuck me and fuck me and fuck me until my belly is nice and rounded with your baby. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, God.

Can you imagine how hot that'll be? Knowing that you did that. Yeah.

Knowing that there's a part of you in me. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God. Oh, I'm going to cum. I know you are.

I can feel you throbbing. Mm-mm. Shove it deep.

Come inside me. Give it to me. Oh, yes.

Fucking. Oh, fucking breathe. Breathe me.

Yes. Breathe me. Yes.

Fuck. Fuck. Unleash it.

Unleash it. Fucking spray my insides. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I am. I am. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, there's so much. Oh, my God. Oh, I can feel the heat.

It feels good, huh? Feels good squeezing you. I am still gripping you.

It's the aftershocks of the orgasm. They get pretty tight. I'm so full.

I'm so full. Wait.