Do you think your mom's asleep by now? She must be right. I just wanted to say, I'm totally up to pose as your boyfriend again next Thanksgiving if she's going to make that cheesecake, give me a hug every time she sees me.
Yeah, she's really lovely, and so are the other hundred relatives that kissed my cheeks and told me how handsome I was and asked when I'm going to pop the question. They're pretty desperate to marry you off, huh? A couple of your drunk uncles even took me aside and tried to sell you by saying that women in your family come with a very valuable prize to go up.
Kidding. But they agreed you had nice pussies. So wait, wait, the spare rooms are still here, right? You're coming in? We're sharing.
No, of course, that's totally fine. I'll sleep on the floor. Just give me a blanket and pillow, it's cool.
Really, it's fine. You want a top and tail? Okay.
But I'm not sleeping in these pants, so a box is okay? Yeah? Okay.
Stop peeking, Perf. I know, I know, you were looking out the window, right? But it's pitch black out there, so all you can see is my reflection.
Okay, your turn. I'll just get into bed and stick my head under the pillow until you say it's okay, alright? I promise not to peek.
I wouldn't want to see the prized goat before our wedding day. Come on, come on. Just turn the lights dim and get in.
Now I just need to set some ground rules here. You can cuddle up to my feet, and you can even kiss them if you want. Oh, I can kiss yours, too? Actually, you've got quite cute toes.
But I feel like I need to talk to them and get to know them better first, okay? Yeah, alright. Okay, hey big toe, what up? Yeah, I know you're the first little piggy.
You're the boss. Okay, the second little piggy. Tall girl in the class, very elegant.
Can't share shoes with your friends, though, but good to share an umbrella with. Middle piggy, what up? Totally average, in a good way.
You set the standard, everyone compares themselves to it. Fourth little piggy. Well, we can't all have the lead roles, right? You get the award for delivering an outstanding performance in the supporting role.
And last but not least, little piggy. You're easily the cutest, but I know why nature really made you. For the furniture.
What would life be like without having you to stub, huh? Are you asleep yet? Well, I was just checking because you've been snuggling closer and closer to me this whole time, and I don't know whether it's because you just passed out or.
.. You want me to come up there? Okay.
Sorry, piggies, gotta go. Talk soon. Yes, I have thought about being in this position with you before.
Well, every day since I knew we were gonna be together on Thanksgiving. And in my imagination, I said something which I was worried I might regret. I was gonna whisper in your ear like this, and I was gonna say, you know all those sayings about love, like love's blind, opposites attract, love will set you free, that sort of thing.
Well, I realized that all the things I'd heard about love, all the things I thought I knew, they're only relevant until you actually find it, you know. Until you really know what it is to feel it. And that's how I feel about you.
So, if you had any other reason to bring me here as your pretend boyfriend, please let me know. So mean, putting me through all that first. Just kidding.
I love your family, really. Okay, one more thing. In my imagination, actually the way I imagined it, you weren't wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
So if you don't mind, I'm gonna tear them off for you now. Protection? Don't need it? Oh, good.
We're gonna have to be real quiet though, right? Don't want your family standing outside the door clapping. And just think how awkward breakfast could be.
I just need to talk to your toes again. Won't be long. Sweet man, but I forgot to kiss you hello.
Your two ankles. Your cushions. Knees too cute.
Thighs. This is just the beginning, I'll be back. I thought I'd better come back before I get carried away down there.
Let me introduce my lips to your cheeks. Ears. Neck.
Shoulders. Eyes. Do you mind if I just pin them here for a second? I don't want them getting away.
I don't know really how to put this into words, but these are the sexiest breasts I've ever seen. And I'm not just saying that. Seriously.
How the fuck do these even exist? They're so gorgeous, I don't even want to touch them. Okay, I do.
Oh god, let me die here. I know, I know. It's time to make another introduction.
Is there a part of you that really wants to meet a part of me now? Should we just let them do their thing? No point in standing in their way, right? Okay.
Do you want to reach down and feel how hard I am already? Do we need lube or like, can I just feel you there? Oh yeah.
Well maybe next time, but right now I think you're more than fine. I'm just gonna put my finger against it. Oh yeah.
You're really wet. Oh god, I'm just gonna lie it against you now. Shh, we gotta keep quiet.
Oh fuck. The cock's just sitting in your wetness there. I'm just gonna rub it up and down between those slick lips now.
Yeah. It's going all over me. Kiss me, kiss me.
Every time I slide it back and forth, my cock nudges up to your entrance. Is it okay to put it inside you a little way? Hang on.
I just need to tell you something, but I can't say it outright. So, would you mind closing your eyes so I can use my finger to write it over your heart? It's just three words, okay? Well actually, the first and third are just letters and the middle one is the symbol.
Here goes. Is that okay? Are you okay? Oh my god.
What are your hips doing? Pushing against me like. ..
God, it feels like your pussy's actually pulling me in. Yeah, like that. It's in.
Oh god. Keep pushing against me like that. I'm sliding it all the way.
Inch by inch. It's gripping me so nice. Oh fuck.
I'm going to start moving it out slowly, okay? Babe, that's good. Is it okay if I say it out loud now? Okay, I love you.
I want you so bad. I want you to have me. Yeah, I just want to be together forever.
I want you to have me. I want to experience everything you experience. And know every little part of your story.
Learn every part of your beautiful body. Oh fuck, it feels so good. I just want to completely meld with you.
Become part of each other. I want to fuck myself right into you. Oh my god, that feels good.
Let's be as close as we can be. I really want you to come with me now. I can feel you getting closer from the way you're gripping me.
Please don't hold back. I just want to feel it from you. I want to feel everything of you.
Oh my god, I'm so in love with you. Now, just let go. I'm going to give you everything too.
I'm going to let go inside you. Tell me when you want to come so we can let go together. Let's do it soft, slow, quiet.
So we can really hear each other closely. I'll wait until you're ready to come. Kiss me hard when you're ready and I'll know.
It's really good. Oh my god. I can tell you're right on the edge already too.
Just come whenever you want. Let me take your body where it wants to go. I'll give you everything.
Slow, hard. It's getting really good now. Touch your butt now.
I want to feel your pussy. I'm really desperate. Squeeze everything out of me.
Are you really ready for me to fill you up? Now? Oh my god.
Come for me now. Oh my god, I love you. Come over my cock now.
Let it out. It's good. Give me a calm, hard, slow, quiet.
I can feel your spasms starting. Can you feel my warm cum starting to pop out of me? Oh my god, it's so hot.
Now I can feel each pulse. Give me that pussy to fill. Keep coming to my cock.
Let it sink right between those muscles and bones. Let it feel like a pussy. Let it cram all the way inside you.
Oh my god. Keep coming. Oh Ho Ho Hear Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho.