Teasing your coworker while he’s on the phone to a customer

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Yes, yes, I know, I know, you're completely right about that, Mr. Smith, it won't happen again, don't worry, I'll make sure of that. Yes, of course, we value your custom very highly.

Your business is deeply important to each and every one of us, I can tell you that. So can I put you down for 300 in a year? Excellent, excellent, yeah, you'll get a call nearer the time to confirm.

Thank you very much, bye. Oh my god, what a fucking cunt. No he's the same every fucking time, isn't he? What are you doing away from your desk anyway? No, no, I know, I'm not going to try and get you in trouble for slacking off, don't worry.

What I will say is that I've got a couple of really important calls coming in, so no funny business, alright? Oh come on, don't be coy, it's really obvious, leaning over my desk, just because you happen to need a pen that's on the other side of it. You're not going to make eyes at me while I'm in the middle of a call.

You know damn well what I mean by eyes. Listen, alright? No, don't flip it around like that, it's not a compliment, okay? I was even with you trying to distract me last time, well I closed on all of those calls, didn't I? You know what, if you're going to be like that, do your worst.

Hello Mrs. Kent, how are you? Oh, same old, same old, you know.

And to what do I owe this pleasure? That's a little strange, can I just get you to hold for just a moment? Thank you.

Do you need to stand so close? No, no, no, no, I'm not admitting defeat. I can do this.

Hi again, yeah, yeah, sorry, computer issues. Okay, so, let me have a look on our system and see if anything flags up. Nothing, no, I'm just having some interference, getting interfered with.

Yeah, yeah, remind me of the, no, of course I know the name of the company. No, it's, you know, really? Hand on my leg, okay.

Yeah, it's, it's, I'm going to have lost watch. Sorry, that doesn't usually happen. So yeah, I can see there's an order on here from last month.

And how's that working out for you? Oh, it hasn't arrived yet. Yes, no, silly me.

Yes, you did say. Can I just get you to hold for one more sec? Sorry, it's very, very unprofessional, I know.

Just give me one second. What are you, what are you doing? No, no, no, no, wait, wait.

No, of course I don't actually want you to stop. But we're going to get in trouble. Yeah, you can't just take my cock out in the middle of the office.

In the middle of the office. No, I know everyone's busy concentrating on their own things, but. No, of course I fucking want you to.

Where are you going? Yeah, oh, fuck the phone call. Behave yourself and damn that, okay? Hi again, Mrs.

Kant. I mean, Mrs. Kant.

Kant? It's a bad line, bad line. Sorry.

I'm, yeah, I'm not feeling very well. No, I'm soldering on. I'm sorry, I can't quite, I didn't quite catch that.

So, it's not, it's not, it's not alright. Has it? Oh no, what a shame.

No, I. What? What? I'm sorry.

I had to show you. You, yeah, you have my full attention. Hold again, please.

Last time, I promise. Fuck, that feels fucking unreal. I was about to say some fucking diabolical shit.

No, I didn't. Fuck. I called her Mrs.

Kant. Oh, fuck. You want to what? You want me inside? Yes, please.

Please, please, please. Please, please, just sit on my cock. I don't fucking got no one else.

It's my intention. Please, I need to be inside you. I need to.

I need to. There you go. There you go.

Just bring yourself down. Oh, fuck. Oh, you look.

Oh, fucking amazing. I'm in plain view of your club, please. On my cock.

Yeah, yeah, fucking ride me. Yeah, I'll carry on the phone call. I've told you, you couldn't distract me.

Yeah, yeah, I just went for a quick run. That's why I'm. Out of breath.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. No, no. No, no.

I said. I said duck, duck, duck. There's an active shooter.

I don't know why I said that. No, but it was a duck outside the window. Outside the window.

Anyway. Yeah, I just. With our.

Warehouse stuff. Can I put you down for a case of another 50 this November? OK, great.

Thanks very much. And yeah, yeah, I think maybe I'll go home. Thank you, Mrs.

Can't. Can't. Can't.

Can't. Oh, fuck. Bye.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

I did it. I did it. You didn't fucking distract me.

Fuck. It called a what again? Fuck sake.

Fuck. Fuck. I can feel you fucking squeezing on that.

You can come on my cock. Oh, fuck. Please can I come with you? Please, please, please let me.

Please let me. Please, please, please. Please, please, please.

Please fucking come on my cock. Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm getting so fucking close. Please, please, please.

Come on please. Let me pull you up. Please, I need it.

I fucking need it. Please thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you.

I'm so fucking close. Oh my god. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Come with me. Please come with me. Please, please.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you. No, no, your scut's covering. Just stay on for a second.

People will think it's PDA. It's fine. It's fine.

It wasn't that loud. It just feels so good staying inside you. I never want to leave.

I never want to leave. I want to stay in there. I want to stay in there forever.

Oh, fuck. Fuck. Kiss me, please.

Oh, fuck. You can distract me whenever you want, by the way. This is always okay.

You know, whenever you're getting stressed out, and the customer's been a shit to you, a shit to you, you can use me to calm down. It's okay. It's okay.

I like it.