Taking On The Demon Lord...

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Hmm, finally done with that. I seriously didn't need another Lich uprising within two weeks of each other. I just need one day, one day at the least, to relax, lest I be driven mad by all this nonsense.

Hmm, yes, I just want to soak for a while. I swear that royal garb is a size too small. It feels nice to be out of that restrictive thing, even if just for a bit.

No matter, I'll have my tailor deal with it in time. Oh? What is it this time, General? Please, don't even bother if it has something to do with that damned old Lich King again.

Oh, well now. I suppose that is a new one. A human.

Down here of all places. We must have seriously pissed them off if they came through all the trouble of coming down here. Normally, I'd have you send the guards to dispatch of them, but I'm not really feeling that today.

Why don't you just invite them up here? Of course I'm serious. I mean, why not? Perhaps I would enjoy talking to a live human for once.

They're certainly less depressing than talking to anyone down here. Send them into my chamber at once, and tell the guards to stand down. I don't believe them to be a threat.

Of course I'm sure, General. It's my day off, and I don't feel like fighting. You and I both know a mere singular human poses no threat to us.

Really, I would hate for them to come all this way only to be struck down in an instant by one of my men. No. I'll hear them out.

Perhaps we may learn something. All I know is that I'm not getting out of this bath anytime soon. And to be quite honest, that's the main reason for all of this.

Hmm, quite rare for us to get a human, wouldn't you agree? Dare I say I even feel a bit. ..

excited. Ah, just on time. You may be dismissed, General.

If you prefer, of course, that is. Very well. I shall meet you later.

Should anything else come up, don't bother me with it. Ah, my guest. I've been waiting for you, my dear.

Please, don't be alarmed. I don't want conflict with you. No, certainly not.

Come on in. Make yourself comfortable if you wish. All I ask is that you drop your weapons.

There's no need for such things right now. Hmm, very good, dear. Now please, come closer.

It's a bit hard to see you from all the way over here. My apologies for having this meeting in my bathroom. It's not like I was expecting a visitor today.

Now, let me guess. You came here looking to challenge me directly for some sort of perceived slight by my kind. Correct? Yeah, I figured as much.

That's alright. I understand that you have your reasons. But fighting you as some sort of final challenge is not what I plan on doing.

Oh no, that would take far too much effort to be worth it. And, it's my day off. I cannot be bothered to get out of this bath.

I know that may be a bit disappointing for you to hear. But do you know how rarely I even get a few hours to myself? There seems to be one crisis after another around here, and I have to sort them all out.

But, with that all being said, I certainly don't mind if you stay here for a while. You know we rarely get human visitors down here. I would love to speak with you regardless of how you may feel towards me.

My, my. You seem to be a bit hostile. Perhaps you could use a nice long bath as well.

Ah, you know there was a time when I was like that too. I used to have such a quick temper towards every little thing. But shortly after I realized thinking like that would only make everything worse.

Instead, I simply ignored you. Instead, I simply accepted that as part of being the great leader of hell that I am. Sometimes there's just no way around it.

Perhaps you should try something similar, my dear. Those shoulders of yours look quite tense. No doubt from carrying all that heavy armor and weapon around.

Come on. You know that neither I nor my men pose any real threat to you by now. Sorry if it might be a bruise to your ego.

But you're simply not worth the effort of trying to fight. So, you've come all this way regardless. How about you stay for a bit? I certainly don't mind having you as a guest if you're wondering.

Ah, you know, you are so much prettier without that helmet. Almost a shame you decide to become a warrior. I certainly never expected to have a live human in my chamber today.

Never a dull moment down here, of course. Hm? What's the matter, my darling? You can't get to the back straps without armor, can you? That's exactly why you should always bring a friend when you decide to come to hell.

You never quite know when that comes in handy. Come here, my dear. Let me help you get rid of that thing.

Kneel beside the bath. Don't worry, I promise not to pull you in. At least, not yet.

Perfect. Just let me loosen those straps. You look like you could really use some stress off that body.

Here, tuck your chin down for just a moment. I'll lift it off of you slowly. There, hopefully that's a bit better.

You humans still make armor out of that dreadfully heavy steel. Hm, protection like that is no good if your spine is collapsed, you know. There, I think that's a bit better.

Now please, pull up a seat. You look like you've been on your feet for ages now. I certainly wouldn't want to prolong your suffering, dear.

Wonderful. Even as exhausted as you might be, you still look so wonderful. Now, tell me again.

Just why did you come here to fight me? I haven't interfered with human actions for quite a few centuries now. I find it quite unlikely that some of my men should go rogue.

If that would have been the case, I would have most certainly known. I hold no ill will against your kind, contrary to popular belief. Perhaps you were looking for my rival, the Lich King.

He, on the other hand, does hold quite the grudge against your kind. Don't ask me why. I couldn't tell you.

But I understand your mistake. Many humans wouldn't be able to tell the difference between our motives. But they can still tell us apart in appearance.

I'm much prettier than that dried up sack of bones. Or at least that's what I have to tell myself. Apologies for the tangent, dear.

The point is, if you're an enemy of the Lich, then that makes you a friend of mine. And as such, I'd like to welcome you to my castle. But I can't have a guest all stressed out from a long day of traversing Hell.

Your shoulders still look much too tense. That simply won't do. Come over here, my darling.

Rest your back right up against the side of the bath. I think I can help you with that little problem of yours. Lovely.

All you have to do is focus on my hands pressing into your shoulders. My hands are nice and warm. I hope this feels nice and satisfying for you.

Like I said before, so rare is it to have someone alive down here. I believe you're the first in quite a few years. The last name I remember was.

.. Percy. Something or other.

It has been quite some time. Oh well, never mind that. Right now I want to focus on you, my darling.

I can tell just from this little bit that this is the sort of attention you need. Nice and gentle. But I do have another suggestion.

I know your whole body is tense from everything you've been through to get here. How about you take a nice long soak with me? I think that will help you relax faster than anything else.

The water is nice and warm, but still not too hot for your human flesh. Does that sound good to you, my dear? The bath is more than big enough for the two of us, after all.

Now that's delightful to hear, sweetie. I doubt this is what you had in mind when you first arrived here, but somehow I don't think you're too opposed to the idea now. A nice bath together is usually preferable to a fight to the death.

I would have hated to have to scrape up your remains from my castle floor anyway. Oh no, you're much too pretty of a human to let that happen. As you might have been able to tell, there is a severe lack of those down here.

And even better, you came here voluntarily. Finally, a break from the kidnapping and every other audio. Wait, what? Anyway, lift those arms up, my dear.

While you do look nice in that outfit, I would hate to ruin it with this water. Perfect. Take my hand if you wish.

I would hate for you to be remembered as the human who was defeated by slipping in the bathtub. There you are, my dear. Now slowly lower yourself into the water.

That feels quite lovely, doesn't it? Hmm, what a lovely figure you have, dear. I'm glad you didn't throw it away trying to fight my armies.

Trust me, that would be far from worth it. You don't deserve a fate as that, oh no. You would be much better suited to helping me.

But that's for another time. Right now, all we're going to focus on is relaxing in this bath together. This is my day off and I'm certainly not going to have another for a while.

Having you here makes it all the better, my dear. So please, enjoy. Consider it your day off as well.

Now, come closer. We're going to make the most out of this, you know. I wasn't nearly done massaging those shoulders yet.

Such a fascinating thing you humans are. Truly adorable. Hmm, your body is so lovely.

It looks so much better without all that heavy armor on it, dear. I know I said it before, but it is such a shame you decided to become a warrior. Nobody would ever get to appreciate all those assets of yours.

But I do, of course. So feel my hands run all along you. I know you quite enjoy that, dear.

Seeing that look of enjoyment spread across your lips is so satisfying to me. Hmm. What if I were to go just a bit lower? Feeling that chest of yours.

It's so lovely to feel you right up against me like this. Hmm, on my day off, this is just what I needed. Certainly a much better outcome than fighting you.

I'm pretty sure you can say the same as well. Hmm. Oh yes, how does that feel, dear? So lovely to the touch.

And so sensitive. Hmm. That's it, dear.

I love hearing you gasp for breath just a little bit. I can't wait to hear what you'll do later on. But for right now, just enjoy my hands tracing all along your breasts.

That's just the sort of relaxation you deserve. You know, I think it would be somewhat improper for you to come all this way without some sort of reward. Hmm.

How about we get down to that, huh? Now, sit on my lap, dear. Hmm.

I promise I don't bite. I may be a little bit devious, but I'm nowhere near as bad as those old human stories make me out to be. So take a nice seat and relax onto me, dear.

This is just the very beginning. Hmm. I love being this close to you, dear.

You do look so wonderful straddled on top of me like that. But I want to see how you feel. I'll slide my fingers right up into you.

Hmm. Adorable. I hardly even interrupt and you're already making all sorts of faces.

How lovely. You just let me know if this is getting too much for you, dear. Of course I'll be more than happy to finish you off.

Anytime you request that is. But I want to make sure you get your enjoyment first. Oh, yes.

Poor thing. You've been traveling all day. You deserve to have a little bit of stress off that back of yours.

Hmm. How does that feel? I love rubbing your clit in between my fingers.

The way you moan is just lovely. Hmm. You are such a good girl.

Seeing a cute human like this really gets me going. Hmm. And I can already feel those hands of yours getting lower and lower.

Hmm. That's right. Go on.

You can explore me as well. I certainly don't mind, my dear. Ah, wrap your hands right around it.

It feels so lovely, even underwater. Ah. Fuck.

Ah. Hmm. Hmm.

Ah. Ah. Hmm.

Hmm. Ah, your hands are so nice and gentle on me. It feels amazing, my dear.

Hopefully I'm giving you similar effects. By the look on your face and the shaking in between your thighs, I'd say so. But it would be such a waste to only use my hands on you.

I need to be inside of you as deep as I can go. Stand up, dear. Fucking underwater is not nearly as pleasant as fiction would have you believe.

Hmm. Ah, such a gorgeous body. Now I even get a full look at you.

You did travel all this way for some experience, right? Hmm. I'd be more than glad to give it to you.

Put those hands on the side of the tub, dear. Bend that ass over like you deserve. Hmm.

Good girl. That's just how I like it. Now feel me right at your lips.

Slowly pressing in.