Sure, We Can Have A Threesome

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Yeah, no, uh, I haven't seen that yet, but it looks really good. Oh, there's a really hot threesome scene. Well, only he took two whole beers this time.

Yep, still not gonna happen. You know, dude, it seems like you really want me to fuck your girlfriend. What's up with that? Okay, when are you breaking up with him? I cannot take this much longer.

I'm gonna snap, and then, when I go to jail, it will be all your fault, because you will not break up with this whiny man-child that you don't even like. And I know he's not that good in bed. I've seen your horny Twitter, okay? You're going to wait until football season is over.

He's in a fantasy football league. Please love yourself. Stop putting it off.

You know you deserve better than this. Yes, yes, he's back, I see that, I will shut up, thank you. Sigh.

Hey, are you still okay with me crashing in the guest room? My roomie has a special date planned with her new girlfriend, and I saw her polishing her flogger. So I think they're gonna want some privacy.

Cool, thanks. You know they're not having sex for your benefit, right? Fine, fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll be nice.

For now. Jesus fucking Christ, dude, what is with you? How many times do I have to say I'm not interested in having a threesome with you? A joke, right? Oh, it's for her, huh? How odd then that you're the one bringing it up, repeatedly.

You know what, I changed my mind. I want to be a good friend, so fuck it, I'll join you tonight. Yeah, why not? So long as it's okay with you, obviously.

Might be nice to take a little trip down memory lane, huh? Oh, did you not know? We hooked up a few times back in the day.

Good memories, hmm, pretty girl? Remember that camping trip in Colorado? Her first multiple orgasm.

Anyway, what do you say, bestie? Do you want to do this? Well, alrighty then.

Why don't you head to the bedroom, big boy, while we girls get ready? What am I doing? I'm killing two birds with one threesome.

I'm going to fuck you so well, he'll know exactly how much better you deserve. And I don't think he'll pester another woman for a threesome for the rest of his life. Plus, I think it could solve the whole breaking up thing.

Not to mention, you can finally have all those mind-blowing orgasms you've been deprived of. So, three birds, actually. Oh, no, he's not touching me.

And if you're down for it, I don't plan for him to touch you either. Yeah, I'm gonna cuck your boyfriend. Wow, look at you.

That's the biggest smile I've seen in reference to him in a while. Not to mention, you look a little. ..

turned on. Do you like the idea of me showing him exactly how pathetic he is, and making sure he knows he doesn't deserve you? Mm-hmm, that's my girl.

Kiss me? Mm, better than I remembered. Alright, are you ready to do this? Alright, you ready? Oh, yes, you are.

Already getting hard at the thought, huh? Come here, pretty girl. Uh, what are you doing, mister? Why don't you stay over there, and we'll settle down on the bed and get warmed up.

You wanted a little show, right? So why don't you just sit back and watch? Mm, I miss how soft your lips are, yielding for me so sweetly.

Aw, and those little moans. Are you starting to get needy already? Do you want more? Mm, why don't you just straddle my lap, then? Mm, that's perfect.

Now I can get a nice handful of that gorgeous ass. Mm, and you're just perfectly placed for me to trace little kisses all over your neck, just the way you like. Oh, starting to squirm already? If I didn't know any better, I might think that you like being watched.

Oh, you do, do you? What a stunning little slut, grinding on my lap like that, whimpering for me. Tell me, is she ever slutty like this for you? No, you do look kind of surprised, like you've never seen the side of her before.

Just keep watching. Mm, let's go ahead and slip this shirt off of you, okay, baby? Oh, God, just fucking look at you.

Absolutely stunning. I can see how hard your nipples are through that bra. I wonder what kind of sounds you're gonna make if I tip you back a little bit and just start kissing the top of your breasts like this.

Mm, those are lovely, lovely little moans, the way you're pushing up into my mouth, starting to get even more desperate. Don't worry, baby, I'll get there. But you know I like to tease a little bit.

Fuck, you taste so good. Your skin is so goddamn soft and warm. That's it, just keep grinding and moaning for me.

Doesn't she make the best sounds, especially if I lightly drag my nails up her back? Oh, she's quiet. You sure about that? She's getting pretty loud for me, and I haven't even touched her nipples yet.

Then come on, baby, let's show them how much noise you can make. Just as delicious as I remembered. Are you getting wet for me? Soaked through those jeans yet? Oh, that's my girl.

What's that? I can hardly tell what you're saying when you keep moaning. Of course I'll take my shirt off for you, pretty girl.

Oh, I see you haven't forgotten what I like either. Biting at my neck with your hands full of my tits. So hungry and needy.

Good girl. Whoa, dude, what are you doing? Joining in? Oh, you're a little slow on the uptake, aren't you? Oh, you really don't get it, do you? You really thought you were gonna get to have a threesome with your girlfriend? I'm not sure if that's the right thing to do, but I guess I'll go ahead and do it anyway.

You went out with your girlfriend and her hot bi best friend tonight, didn't you? After all the times I've told you I'm not interested, all the times I've asked you to stop bringing it up. I mean, you know I can't stand you, right? You know I think you're boring and pathetic and annoying as hell, and nothing close to what someone like her deserves, right?

But, but, but. .. Shut up.

Here's what's happening here. We're pissing and running our hands over each other, getting lost in each other, and I'm gonna make her come the way she needs and deserves. You can stay or go, I really don't fucking care.

But let's be clear, you don't get to touch me. And you don't get to touch her either. Isn't that right, baby? Aw, look at you, all dazed eyes and hungry mouth, grinding at my lap eager for more.

Go on, tell him. Tell him you don't want him, now or ever. Tell him he doesn't know a goddamn thing about you, can't see you, doesn't listen to you.

Good girl. So sit back down, or leave, whatever. Just stay out of the way.

Hmm, I'm so proud of you. Okay, okay, message received. I'm paying attention, sweet girl.

I'm all yours. Fuck, I need you out of the rest of these clothes. I need to taste you again.

Oh, oh, fuck, you're so wet for me, baby. Oh, that's it, good girl. Just lay back for me and let me take care of you.

God, you taste so fucking good. And the way you're already grinding against my mouth. I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.

Hmm, you're gonna drive me absolutely insane. What on earth are you apologizing for? Oh, he doesn't like it when you feel so damn good you can't help but try to get more.

Grab my hair, pretty girl. Pull me into you. Ride my face and help me make you come.

Mm, mm, that's it, yes. Fuck, you know I'd be lying if I said I hadn't been thinking about this, grieving you. Ugh, of course I have.