[SUNDAY CASHOUT]: DJ Steamy Mike: Erotica On Air

Transcript

It's a Thursday night, and our radio disc jockey, Steamy Mike, is working alone in the studio on this rainy and humid evening. He's playing all the smooth and sexy sounds of R&B and jazz to set the mood for everyone's evening.

It's 9 o'clock, and the music is flowing throughout the city. DJ Steamy Mike sees one of the phone lines ringing, so he figures, why not answer this call? He picks up and says, "Hey, it's DJ Steamy Mike, what song would you like to hear?"

The caller doesn't say anything, but he can hear a voice breathing, so DJ Mike says, "Hello? Anyone there?" Still nothing, so he waits one more beat and then says, "If you don't tell me what song you want to hear, then I can't play it." And finally, he hears a young woman's voice come over the line.

She says, "Sorry, I'm so nervous to talk to you. I've been listening to you and your show for the past couple of weeks, and I finally had the courage to call in and say hi to my favorite DJ, Steamy Mike." Mike with a slight grin says, "Well, thank you so much for listening to me. Do you have a song request, or you just wanted to call and say hi?"

Another long pause from the female caller, and then she says, "I just wanted to call in hoping you wouldn't pick up the phone, but you did, and I don't know what to say or do because I feel my blood start to get hotter and my palms get a little moist." DJ Steamy Mike grins a little hard and thinks, "Let's have some fun with this caller," so he hits record, and he tells her, "Why don't you tell me your deepest, darkest secret?"

The female caller has another long pause, and then a slight breath is picked up on her cell phone, and she says, "My deep, dark secret is that each time I hear you on the radio, I find my hands wandering over my body, thinking about your beautiful, deep voice, and wanting to spend a night with you in the studio with the door locked and me just sitting across from you listening to you talk about the music, as if I was the only person you were talking to."

DJ Steamy Mike then says to the woman, "Huh, well then, why don't you hurry on down here to the radio station so that I can give you that live performance you've always dreamed of? You can use my hands to touch all the faders and buttons on your body, along with the ones on the board here."

Now DJ Steamy Mike knew that this woman wouldn't show up to the studio, but he was so stunned to hear from her in the smooth and sultry voice, "Tell me the address." Mike stopped and didn't know what to think. He now started to feel his heart pounding a little more as his blood pressure rose because he never thought that a random woman would take him up on his offer to come to the radio station this late at night and enjoy a private radio show.

So Mike quickly asked the woman what's her name, and she said, "It's Veronica." Mike gave Veronica the address to the station and said he would wait for her all night if he had to, but she said, "Don't worry, I'll be over faster than this commercial break." Mike chuckled and said, "Well, get a move on, pretty lady."