Summer Getaway

Transcript

Hey you, it's nice to see you found the you found the little bar we have here. Yeah yeah I know it's it's really supposed to be an Airbnb and there's a bar and a pool. Matter of fact we even have a gym so I guess I guess the notion of it really being in you know quote-unquote Airbnb getaway little thing is sort of I don't know to be fair I'd say it's misleading.

Who me? No that wasn't really my idea. Am I a guest? No I'm not a guest.

I suppose you could say that I work here I feel like I work here I guess I work here hmm do you really care you wouldn't ask if you didn't care okay well can I ask then I mean I've seen you here a few days you you kind of seems like you leave in the morning you come back and you're covered in paint so I assume you're either like a paint maker or you're an artist I mean you're also very very very beautiful and it's kind of sexy when you come back covered in all that paint I apologize sorry I had a couple drinks and should Jeremy hold your tongue I should learn to control myself better but again we're in the middle of nowhere and it's you know I don't get a chance to talk to too many people out here and I'm from the East Coast and I have a big mouth so I hope you can excuse me and accept my apology barkeep can we get this young beautiful lady another drink yeah get her whatever I'm drinking yeah is that cool yeah anyway if you wouldn't mind join me yeah so no yes I sort of work here my brother actually sort of owns this place my grandfather built this establishment and he left it to the both of us leaving my brother as the primary owner and I I guess I have some ownership in it I don't typically spend much time here and therefore I don't have much of a financial interest in it I come up here in the summer for a few weeks I try to help fix it up and I try to you know do what I can I'm not really supposed to be talking to any guests at all I'm really supposed to come here and you know do little doodads and things and and help fix and coordinate things that are broken in the summer I like to come here in the winter when it's really quiet and that's my favorite time but it's really hot here it's really hot have you not noticed yeah I feel like you're probably gonna be complaining and leaving a bad review about that and I don't blame you either because I totally totally agree I'm glad we can laugh about it do you want me to let you in on a little secret I know you probably have that air conditioner bumped up as much as possible and it doesn't do anything and that's probably because the walls are made out of like logs there's like no insulation whatsoever so not gonna even work you could open the windows I mean there's literally nothing to do I would say if I had a fan I'd bring it for you but we don't even have any more fans to give out I don't even have one I could probably steal one I don't know if my brother's got one he's a jerk-off anyway but and you know the closest like Lowe's and Home Depot is like a hundred and fifty miles from here so not happening Amazon also by the time that comes here you'll be home however my little tidbit and I am NOT suggesting you do this you didn't hear it from me no no no no I can't take your hand off my knee I can't I can't I can't if I tell you this I feel like I'm putting myself in a position fine when it gets really hot I go on the roof and I go to sleep don't do that don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it please don't do it it's a bad idea okay you won't you promise okay all right you promise promise give me your pinky hmm that is a pretty pretty pinky you have some pretty pretty eyes as well mm-hmm okay well I will drink to that and you have promised to never repeat that so I'm happy to hear that as well anyway so yeah that's what I'm doing here it's really nice to meet you I stay here yeah like I said I'm here for no I'm here for a couple months in the summertime when I can it's not my job you know I I live somewhere else but I come up here and I've seen you here for the past couple days it looks like you're either doing some work or you're some kind of creative project or whatever whatever it is you are a gorgeous gorgeous woman and you look like a very creative person and on behalf of all of the staff here which is I think two or three of us we thank you so much for so much so much for your kind generous sponsorship and accommodating us at our slightly warm facilities I'll say yeah my name is Jeremy by the way nice to meet you yeah cool I'm not supposed to ask what you do or what your business is here that's part of the deal I was I was told that in fact my brother made me take a online course about leadership obviously I don't know much about leadership because I'm sitting here small-talking you you know trying like you might think to get in your pants but you know I guess I'm not a very good boss and I don't think I ever would be but that's okay so why don't you just ignore the fact that I'm a little tipsy right now and I think my next move is I am gonna go over to the gym by the way little tidbit also if you are and it looks like you don't need to go to the gym you look like you are in great great shape yourself but our gym is not made out of logs and it has a fantastic HVAC system not to mention not to mention please don't tell everybody but the showers are unbelievable they are the best I prefer to take showers there in fact it is a it is a motivating factor for me to go work out in the gym just to go take a shower I mean it sounds stupid and weird but really that's that's that's facts anyhow what else can I say oh is that your phone yeah okay well that's probably your boyfriend or your husband or you know something like that so I tell you what I will on that note let you go I am again pretty amazed that you're still even sitting here and talking to me at this point drinks are on the house on me I got this you enjoy yourself and maybe maybe I'll catch you around okay that sounds great well thank you again I really really really enjoyed meeting you and maybe maybe you could show me some of the work that you've done if you know what I mean I mean you know that the paintings you painted yeah all right beautiful all right miss thank you okay great thanks thanks a lot okay all right okay come on man just two more one two one more for good luck fuck it damn oh shit oh wow you startled me oh I thought the I thought the place was empty nobody usually comes in here yeah Wow hi yeah I honestly didn't really think that you were gonna bother coming down here no I I didn't didn't see you earlier mm-hmm you look a little different today what is it let me think ah you look different in those yoga pants that's it no no no no um no I like it I like it they look very good on you they suit you very well still very badass but you look way more workout appropriate I'll say that but listen before you say anything yes I I realize that I'm sweating previously it's I'm really sorry about last night I know I know that I shouldn't have spoken to you like that I was a little buzzed and I'm pretty sure you probably could have already guessed that yeah yeah I do this thing where I don't eat all day and then I eat like one meal a day so you know if I have like a drink or two and I didn't eat you know that's how alcohol kind of works I'm not much of a drinker as you could tell so yeah I guess I guess I'm here trying to work off my shame but I guess I'm also not really sure that I have that core core strength for that kind of thing going on today as much as I might like to think so you're giggling and smiling at me well fuck I know I was pretty cringy and I am amazed that you even still showed up I'm also amazed that you've been still here and thirdly amazed that you're willing to even talk to me a little own sit at the end of the same bench that I am sitting on but don't get me wrong I am super happy to oblige you as your concierge and employee of this fine establishment but now you've seen how bad things can get here so are you sure that you want to put yourself through this again you think oh you you came you came here to do some stretching yeah you want me to help you with that Wow look I gotta be honest with you I am I am the worst stretcher in the universe I'm not kidding you think that I look strong well I'm not first of all I'm not strong okay so let's back that up a second secondly I am the most inflexible person in the in in the world promise no you are super flexible I can tell because you're a painter you're do super flexible you know how to move around and get in different angles you could paint different stuff me mm-hmm I'm not I'm not I'm mr. inflexible yeah and it sucks it sucks you could probably help me out more mm-hmm yeah no I mean that would make sense for you to help me out more yep yep yep I probably should have asked you instead of just rambling on oh yeah you'd help me out you'd yeah I'm game yeah I mean if you're game I'm I could I'm down to stretch I just I'm not good at it so okay okay so you want me to just hop off this bench and just get on the floor like this oh kiddo on the floor in front of the mirror got you cross my legs.