Stop Laughing, I'm Serious!

Transcript

Hey, um, um, can we just, like, slow down just a bit? Yeah, I don't know. No, no, like, I want to do it, trust me.

Just. .. Okay, well, you didn't have to point out that my dick is hard.

I, I don't, I just don't really know what to do. I, I'm so awkward with these things, it's like I'm trying so hard to give you a good time that, that I just, I just end up looking like a dork. Hey, hey, stop giggling! I'm serious.

Are you really sure you want to do it with someone who doesn't know anything? Like I said, I might, you know, mess up, and that would be so embarrassing. Really? Really? Even if, even if I look like a dork? Really? Being a dork is what's sexy about me? How does that even make any sense? Hey! Come on, stop laughing at me.

Me? My face, what about it? It's, it's red.

It's red? Really? Well, well, that's just because you keep making me feel embarrassed.

I bet this is such a turn-off. Oh, really? It isn't? You like seeing me blush? Really? Wow, I, I guess you really do.

You know, I never, I've never met someone so, well, understanding as you. Hey, hey, stop it. I'm serious.

Most girls find me weird that I'm so awkward when I talk to them, more like flirt with them. It makes me want to, it makes me want to give up, really. What? Yes, I'm, I'm pouting, I guess.

What are you? Let me guess. Are you gonna tell me that my pouty face is cute, too? Bro, I knew it.

I knew it. But, you know, because, because of you, I've grown to like it, actually. What are, where are you? Oh, okay.

I guess we're taking my sweatpants off now. So, wait, are you gonna, okay, okay, yes, I know, it's obvious. I'm just, I'm just making sure.

I'm just, I, I don't know how it's going to feel. Oh, oh, sorry. Oh, my God.

Babe, did I hit you? My bad. Sorry, I flinched.

It's just, no, no, no, you didn't, you didn't hurt me. I was just, I, it, it, um, it felt, well, nice. Yeah, come on, seriously.

I was trying to compliment you. What, what am I gonna say? You suck? Oh, well, I mean, technically, you are.

Well, that was a nice way of shutting me up. Um, yeah, yeah, keep going, please. Why do you keep staring at me like that? Yes, I want it.

Come on, I'm practically begging for you to do it, and you know you'll like it when I beg, right? You want me to say that again? Man, you're such a fucking simp for me.

Hey, I mean, am I wrong? No, it's okay, baby. I'm a simp for you, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Um, don't go too fast, okay? Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, fuck, your mouth feels so good. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, please, please, slow down just a bit, okay? Yeah, oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, don't, don't do that. Oh, my God, if you keep doing that, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, if you keep doing this. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, your tongue.

Oh, my fucking God, your tongue, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, I'm all right, I'm all right. Oh, my God.

Wait, what, what? Oh, fuck. No, no, please, if you keep doing that, I'll definitely, oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck your hands.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna, oh, wait, I'm starting to, oh, fuck.

Fuck, baby. Babe, I'm coming. No, please, why did you stop? Oh, fuck, I was so close.

What? No, oh, fuck, but I'm so close. Oh, fuck, I'm dripping so badly.

Babe, please, please keep, I mean, I was so close. Stop laughing, I'm serious. Oh, my God, dude, please, please make me come.

Just check me off and make me come already, I'm so embarrassed. Yes, I know my face is red, just hurry up and finish me off. Please, please, please.

No, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, God, I'm gonna come, oh, fuck, I'm gonna come, oh, my fucking God. Oh, no, fuck, oh, fuck, baby, oh, my God, oh, my God, you felt so good. Oh, you're fucking good, you're so fucking good.

Oh, babe, babe, you still have, I think you still have cum in your mouth. Did you just make me taste my own cum? Why? It tastes kind of salty, actually.

Thank you, by the way. I'll return the favor next time, okay? Are you sure you don't want to do that right now? I mean, I have looked at some porn videos before, I, well, not that much, but I know quite a bit.

Hey, it's true. Why are you always making fun of me? Well, thanks for being my first time, by the way.

I was so awkward and nervous. And I realized that I just had to have fun. Not trying to impress anyone, really.

Just have fun with it. Thank you so much. Oh, um, also, has anyone told you that you're pretty today? I don't know, I mean, you look prettier than before.

I mean, not to say that you were ugly before, I'm just saying that I feel like you've gotten prettier. I feel like you've gotten prettier. Especially when, you know, you kind of, the face you look when you, you know, you're, you're, yes, when you suck me off, you look very pretty when you suck me off, but I'm sorry, I was trying to find some romantic way of saying that.

I'm glad that you like someone like me, you know? I'm glad that we're able to joke around, even when it comes to, you know, sex. Yeah.