Stop Distracting Me!

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Well, I agree with what you said. It's a terrific investment. It's going to pay great dividends for us.

Our shareholders are going to love it. Well, I'd say with the right retooling and human capital investment, two years, we're back in the black. Absolutely that's doable.

Not a problem. From a business department standpoint, two thumbs up, yes. Hey.

I know, I'm sorry. The call was not supposed to go this long. Seriously? It's that late already? No, this was supposed to go 30 minutes.

I'm sorry it's been 90. It's not my call. This project goes all the way up to the C-suite.

So we have to hammer out these details tonight. Trust me, we're going to make it. We're going to make it.

Exactly. We expect significant cost savings from the software upgrade. Well two ways actually.

There's going to be more efficient order processing as well as expedited billing. Both of those are going to help the bottom line. Both of them are going to make this very, very profitable.

Right from the word go. Mmm. I actually can't speak to that one.

Amy, what are your thoughts on that? That's right up your alley. Look baby, I know we've had this date planned, but there's really no way we could have known that this meeting would go so long.

I know, I know what time the reservation's for. Look, I want this call to be over just as much as you do. Well who cares if I didn't know it'd been 90 minutes? All I knew is it'd been long.

Mmm. I don't know. I really don't want to have to postpone, but if we have to, we have to.

I mean this has to get done. I know I get it, sweetheart, I do. I really do.

And I'm doing everything I can to steer the discussion towards wrapping it up. Absolutely. But this is a department head's discussion, and so there are folks with some concerns and some clout that need to get their questions answered.

I'm trying to expedite this, I promise. I'm sorry Bill, could you say that again please? Well that's very true, but we can't afford to ignore that segment of the market.

Well I understand that, but there's really nothing for it. We need to find a way to appeal to that type of consumer. It's a significant part of the market that we are not addressing.

I know, it is a bit different. But it's doable. Okay, what are you, seriously, you can't be doing that, you gotta get off my lap.

Because you are, because you are fucking distracting, that's why. It is not funny. Seriously, get off my lap, please.

Okay, okay. Thank you very much, because neck kisses are out of bounds. Because I have no defense, that's why.

No, stop, fuck. Yeah that's doable. What is the timeline for delivery? Yes it can be done, but it's going to require some reallocation of resources.

Oh sorry, there's a fly buzzing around. True, true, but the reallocation will only be temporary. Yeah, yeah, give me a little time to think of the logistics, why don't you hit me up early next week.

Seriously, this is not funny. You're making it really hard for me to concentrate. Oh my gosh, I totally can't with you and your dirty mind.

Fine, you're making it really difficult. Because I can't even say the word hard. I'm sorry, I did not hear the question.

Can you please repeat that? No, just the fly. Well it landed on my neck, distracted me.

My apologies. Mmm, I think for now my folks need to focus on the new product. Agreed, let's shelve that one maybe and come back to it at next month's meeting.

Alright, could, who's taking the minutes? Would you please make sure that makes it on there for next month? Appreciated.

Oh you think you're totally cute, don't you? No, no I don't think you're, I think you're a pain in the ass, a sexy pain in the ass, but I mean as pains in the ass go, oh yeah, well two can play at that game. Try and stop me.

Yeah, that's a pretty half-assed attempt at getting me to stop. Well I know I might have to unmute and talk. For now, you can't kiss my neck while I'm kissing yours.

Mmm, oh you are, you are a tease. Oh, really? You know you're asking for it, right? No, this call is not going to last forever and there is going to be a price to pay afterwards, I'll just put it that way.

Mmm, I will touch you there. Did you honestly think that you were the only one who's going to get to have some fun here? You really did, you thought you were going to get in my lap, start teasing me, start kissing me, and that you weren't going to have to get your comeuppance.

Shut up, you and your dirty mind. I know, maybe I picked that word on purpose. Shh, shh, shh, shut up, shut up, shut up.

Don't worry, I'm still here. I just got unmuted because of some noise over here. Yes, I do agree with that.

You can count on my department's full support. Mmm, look, I am really. ..