💦🔫 Squirt Fight 🔫💦(F4M) (Tomboy Challenges You to a Water Gun Fight) (Friends to Lovers) (Wholesome to Degenerate Hide & Seek) (Getting

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Yo, and what time do you call this? I said come over immediately, this is not immediately. Never mind, you're here.

Step forward. Whenever you mind where I am, pay attention to what's in front of you. So, what's in front of you? Ugh, on the coffee table.

Look down, look down, look down. What do you see? Hey, he has eyes, a water pistol, and.

.. What's beside the water pistol? Instructions, bellissimo, he uses his corona.

Read the instructions, please. Out loud. Aye, aye, aye, I'll paraphrase.

I challenge thee to a water pistol fight. Why? You ask why? Because someone has been a motherfucking depresso-espresso and I've had enough, okay? We are injecting fun and $20 water bottles into our life.

Because I'm sick of your shit. And you need to have fun, and I need to have fun, and come the frick on. Be a man and pick up the water bottle.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do it. Ah, he's such a nice guy, if only he wasn't such a choker. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

Pfft. Pick it up. And let the games begin.

The way to have a good water fight is the element of surprise. Come find me. Oh, I'm gonna get it, am I? I don't believe you.

Big talk for a wet guy. You're making me laugh like a Frenchie baguette. Stop.

Well, maybe I'm not trying to hide from you. Maybe I want you to find me. Too slow.

Come on, are you even trying? You're gonna have to do better than that, sucka. And bam.

Oh. Where are you? Yo, mother fricker.

That was sneaky, I like it. Oh, I'm gonna get you. I am gonna squirt that smug face right off your face.

You can run, but you can't hide. Mainly because this apartment is tiny. Although, admittedly, you're doing quite an admirable job right now.

Are you under the bed? No? Are you in the closet? No? Then you must be behind the.

.. Oh, mother fricker. No? Ah, fuck you.

I'm gonna get you. Why did you aim right for my shirt? Has it been that long since you've seen a bra? Oh, I'm sure.

I see bras all the time. I'll snort if I want to. Mother fricker.

That's it, all-in-out war. You will be soaked in the blood of H2O. And we're out.

This is what happens when you only get a 2-liter water pistol. So. ..

Was that or was that not fun? Nah. See? You can inject some fun into your life.

With Amazon at your fingertips and $20, some fun can be had. Aw, baby, are you soaking wet? Are you all freezy in your little tighty-whities? I can give you a bathrobe and all the sports bras you want.

Of course, I'm a generous host. Are you shy? Come on, then.

Let's do it together. Stripping, what else? Oh, come on, you've seen flashes of boob before.

Or have you? Is that the big secret? Ah, shy boy, come on.

Here. See? Here are some titties.

Mm-hmm. Soaking wet, bra-covered titties. At your service.

Oh. Nice bod. You, with your t-shirt all clingy to you.

How much do I owe you for the view? Oh, you could say the same, hmm? Don't even bother.

Flattery will get you no mercy. Now you. Uh, I want to see your boobs.

Because you've seen mine. Hey, fair is fair. Take it off.

Take it off. Thank you. You see? Those are nice titties.

What are you being all shy for? Oh, no, thank you. I kinda always knew I had a nice pair, but it's nice to be told.

You okay there? Are you embarrassed? Are you blushing? You like my titties, don't you? Oh, come here.

You are adorable. Oh, you're such a shy boy. No, I'm hanging over you because you're adorable.

You see, why be depresso expresso when you can be adorable smorrible? And you're even more adorable when my titties are touching your back. And you're all twitchy.

And flinchy. Is there a reason you got still as a statue? Oh.

Rather stiff as a statue. What are you saying sorry for? You do know it was my intention to perk you up, right? Well, I wasn't thinking literally in that sense, but.

.. Perking up is perking up. Besides, I think it's kinda cute that you got an erection.

Oh, but you don't want to be cute. Then pray tell, what do you want to be? You want to be taken seriously.

Oh, we can do that. But I'm gonna have to see some serious behavior first. Some very serious behavior.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, that is serious.