This script was written by the talented AO3 user gwa_shutterpup :)
Yes, you, my lovely little bean. I love spending my mornings with you. You're already such a steamy wet mess.
Oh, you're always ready for me. I could just lay here and drink you in forever. Oh, I love the way you smell.
Your natural scent is so earthy and invigorating. Let me take you in my mouth, my little teas. Oh, I want to slurp you up, have the flavor of you coating my tongue, the back of my mouth, the sides, all over.
Oh, you taste so good. You're the sweetest thing I've had all morning. You know that? Oh, I bet I can make you taste even sweeter though.
I could cover you in chocolate, in caramel sauce and whipped cream. Oh, I'd lap it all up, tracing little patterns with my tongue, tasting your full body slowly driving you wild. Oh, you'd love that so much, wouldn't you? I could get you all hot and all stirred up, then drop a big cold scoop of ice cream on you to cool you down.
Oh, I'd dive in and devour that sweet, delicious creaminess until you're squirming. The way you express yourself is so delightful. Oh God, even just thinking about having you is making me want you.
Oh God, you're irresistible and you give me such rush. Oh, I love you so much. Oh, there's nothing in the world that can get me going the way you do, baby.
After all, you're the only reason I wake up every morning. And the best part is, you're mine. All mine.
I need you in me right now. Oh, I need you so badly. Give it to me.
Give it to me, please. I'll take it any way you want. Anywhere you want.
On the bed, in the kitchen, on the front porch. I don't care. I just.
.. Oh God, I just need you in me. Please.
Please, please, please, please, please. Please. Caffeinate me, baby.
Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
Coffee. What? Oh, you thought this was porn? Oh, you thought this was porn? Oh, no, no, no.
No, this is, uh, this is just someone drinking coffee. What, you don't get all hot and bothered when you're drinking coffee? You don't? Oh, well, in that case, um, shoot, I guess.
No, no, I'm not the weird one. You're the weird one for not getting super aroused at the thought of coffee. You're the weird one, not me.