The script was written by the lovely user on AO3, badbreadpuns~ c:
Hey there, sugar. Can I help a poor cowgirl out? Well, I suppose I'm a little old to still be called a girl.
But cowwoman doesn't exactly have the same ring to it. Anyway, I haven't been milked in days, and my breasts have gotten so big and heavy. I would love a helping hand if you could give it to me.
You'll relieve me? Oh, thank you, sweet thing. My, my, the look on your cute little face.
Like what you see? Don't be shy, love. They want to be squeezed.
Mm, don't they feel soft? Oh, your hands are so strong. Such a firm grip.
Oh, they'll be perfect for milking. There's a bucket hanging on the fence. Could you place it under me? Thank you, hon.
Now, I'll teach you how to milk a gal like me. First you gotta massage my breasts, and then gently tug on the nipple. That's right, sugar.
Mm, that's it. Mm, nice and slow. Are you sure you've never milked a cowgirl before? Oh, why is my milk brown? Oh, that's easy.
I have chocolate milk, sweetie. You know, you're free to have a little taste if you like. That's right.
Here, you can put my nipple in your mouth. Oh, that's heavenly, sugar. Oh, you're so gentle.
Mm, do you like the way I taste? You know, the other side could use some loving, too. Oh, I could play with your hair all day, hon.
Oh, it feels so nice. Oh, it feels nice to stroke your hair while you're sucking on me like that, drinking my milk, relieving me of all that pressure, buildup, and tension in my chest. Oh, I love how warm you feel against my chest.
Spending time with you like this is so relaxing. Oh, that's it, sugar. Mm, keep sucking out the milk like that.
Oh, it's feeling so much better already. Oh, yes. Oh, are you all done? Oh, thank you so much for your help, honey bun.
Oh, my breasts feel so much lighter now. Oh, they were just killing me. Oh, I better get this all bottled up.
I'll see you around the farm. Oh, and if you want, later if you like, I can repay you for this kindness by letting you try my other kind of milk, if you'd like. Don't be so surprised, after all.
Cows aren't the—bulls aren't the only ones who can be packing a little extra something next to the others, if you know what I mean. Of course, that's up to you if you want to join me, sugar. But if you do decide to, I'll be waiting for you in the stables.
I'll see you then. Mwah.