This amazing script was written by ACES_ASMR on Reddit~ :D
What? What's going on? Oh.
Well, good morning to you, sweetheart. I'm assuming you're happy because it's Christmas? Well, all right, but it's early, babe.
You can open your presents at nine. Okay, okay, eight. You can open your presents at eight.
Now be a good baby for mommy and just wait and go back to sleep. Yes, I'm serious. Come on, don't look at me like that.
I can totally tell you're making a face right now even with my eyes closed. Your silent pouting is speaking volumes. Okay, okay, I'm up.
All right, fine. Here's an early present for you, sweetie. You get kisses and snuggles until eight.
All right, then. Now, come on. Mommy's little baby can wait a little longer, can't they? Good.
Don't worry, baby. You've been such a good little thing this Christmas. I'm sure Santa left you lots and lots of big presents under the tree.
And if you're good, then you'll get a big present from me. You're blushing. How cute.
You are just so precious. Snuggling to mommy's chest because you're embarrassed. How cute.
I love you, sweetheart. I love you a lot. You've always been my good little baby.
Oh, and you always deserve the best. And I hope you got it this Christmas. Because I just appreciate you and everything you do for me and for us.
Even the little things like asking how my day was or rushing to hug me when you hear the front door open. You are just so sweet. And mommy loves you very much.
Is it okay if mommy plays with your hair for a bit? Yes? Perfect.
Look at you. So soft and fluffy. I could do this all day.
Moving my fingers through your soft, silky, beautiful hair. Have I ever told you how much I love your hair? And just how beautiful it is? Almost as beautiful as your face.
But not quite. Because it doesn't blush when I do this. You are just so cute.
I just can't resist you, baby. Being so good and cute for mommy like this? Your face is so red, sweetie.
You're that desperate for some mommy kisses? Well, here you go. Plenty of kisses from mommy to my precious little baby.
Well, look at that. What do I mean? Turn your head, sweetie, and look at the clock.
Guess what time it is. I guess the time passed a little bit while we were having our own little fun here, huh? Alright, alright, I'll stop teasing you.
For real though, is mommy's little baby ready for presents? Alright, let's go. Oh, and one more thing.
I love you, baby. Let's go see what Santa brought you this year. Merry Christmas!