Special First Aid from Your Tomboy Best Friend

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Okay, okay, okay. Just sit your ass down on the bench. I'll grab the ice.

How the fuck did that ball even hit you? Okay. Well, no.

I was concentrating on the runner rounding bases. I wasn't concentrating on you getting fucking nailed in the groin with a ball. So excuse me for not seeing it.

What the hell happened? Okay. It bounced.

Did you just say it bounced and you didn't catch it? All right. Well, I'm not going to make fun of you for that because you just got hit in a very unpleasant area with a ball, but I'm going to put a pin in that and come back to it later.

Okay, okay. Here's the ice. Where exactly did you get hit? Because if you'd been hit right in the direct area, I feel like you wouldn't be this upright.

Okay. So it was more like your thigh. All right.

Take your pants off. Let's take a look. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Coach said to come and check on you.

I have to make sure that you're okay. Get your pants off. What is difficult about that? You're such a.

.. Anyway. Yeah, I know what area that is.

What are you, 12? We're teammates. We're best friends.

I'm pretty sure I've seen you in a speedo, so this isn't different. Get your fucking pants off so we can get back to the game. Yeah, because last I checked, we were down like three runs, and if we lose because you're in here being all like this, it's not going to be a good situation.

So can you please just cooperate? Thank you. Okay.

Now we've got some movement here. Oh yeah. It's kind of like groin adjacent on the top of your thigh there, isn't it? It's a good thing you were wearing a cup though, because if that had gone sideways, you would have been really, really uncomfortable.

Here, ice it. Just. ..

Okay. You might want to take the situation off there, though, because if that swells, that area is going to be really uncomfortable. Fine, I'll turn around.

I've seen you in your underwear before too, you know. Yeah, I have. It's no big deal.

Yeah, I have. It's no big deal. Okay, you got the cup off? Okay, good.

Now I can actually look because there's nothing else in the way. Yeah, that's going to be a hell of a bruise, isn't it? Good job.

Good job. The funny part is, it was a rebound off the ground. If that had hit you like straight off the bat.

.. Dude, that would have gone right through your leg. Hold on.

Is that like a lump? What is that? Just lean back a little and sit still so I can see.

Yes, I'm getting closer. Chill. Does this hurt? Okay, sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Chill. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Chill. I'm being as gentle as possible while still investigating, okay? Yeah, that is going to be quite the bruise.

Excuse me, sir, what is happening in your pants right now? And by pants, I mean your underwear. Did you get hurt here too? Because there's movement.

Well, should I check? Because that's like right on the. ..

There's probably nerve endings or something in there that that ball fucked with. Do you want me to check? Ugh, grow up.

Okay, just. .. Just take your fucking pants down.

Just do it. Do you want me to do it? Because I will.

There we go. Common sense. Okay.

Oh, that's not. .. Okay, okay.

Sorry, sorry. I am going to check around the top area here, though, of your groin, because that. ..

Has it been a while since anybody's touched you? You're getting a little excited. No, I don't mind.

That's fine. Does that hurt when I touch up here, just kind of under your stomach? No? Okay, good.

Keep the ice pack on your thigh, okay? Good. Wow, you really are experiencing a growth spurt down here, aren't you? Yeah.

Don't apologize. No, it's actually kind of hot. What? Okay, you have to kind of chuckle at the absurdity of the situation.

You took a grounder to the fucking groin, and now your best friend's on her knees and your cock is swelling. Come on, laugh at yourself. Or at least the absurdity of the situation.

There you go. Okay. I'm gonna touch it, though, if that's okay.

Yeah, your cock. Because it's nice? Yeah? Okay.

Plus, it might take your mind off that. Hold still. Just light strokes.

There we go. Mm. It has been a while, hasn't it? Just gentle strokes.

No, it's fine. If you're good with it, it's fine. If you're not, I'll stop.

Okay, good. You're good. Just lean back a little.

There, you're fully, fully hard now. No, I'm not gonna. We're not having sex.

We're not having sex. A little common sense, please. Okay, fair.

My hand is on your parts. No. I'm just stroking for a bit, and maybe blowjob? I mean, making a teammate feel better after an injury is, you know, a good thing to do.

Especially when they have a really nice cock like this. Just be quiet. Hold still.

Now, we don't have a lot of time because they're gonna be wondering what the hell. Okay, perfect. Keep that ice pack in place, please.

No, it's not getting in my way. Coach is gonna make you sit out the rest of the game anyway, so you don't need to put your cup back on. Just so you know.

Mmm. Do you care where this comes from, or are you just trying to make conversation while I suck your cock? All right, we're doing this.

Um, hold on. Mmm. Um, I just felt like it.

Is that good enough reason? Mm-hmm. It's not? Okay.

How about because we've spent almost every day together for the last how many years? And a girl gets curious. Oh, closer? Okay.

I love how you're judging my reasoning for wanting to suck your cock instead of just enjoying said cock sucking. Mmm. Don't make this weird.

I know you're a gross overthinker sometimes, but just stop. It's not that deep. At least not yet.

Now it is. Okay, if you can't have a good time while you're getting your cock sucked, when can you? It's okay to laugh.

Yep. I better not slobber too much. I'll get all over my uniform.

Good, we're not questioning this anymore. Just enjoy. What? Um, why is that a question? What do you mean where can you cock? In my mouth? No, I'm gonna make you do it all over the floor and then explain it to the team later.

Come on, dude. That was a big brain moment, wasn't it? Mmm.

You're close. I can feel it. Go for it.

Fill my mouth. Shoot it all over the sassy tongue of mine. You know you always want to shut me up somehow.

Filling my mouth with cum is a really good way to do that. Or cock, cum, doesn't matter. Gives a whole new meaning to the term mouthy.

Seriously. Okay, if you're gonna be a downer, just fucking cum then, okay? I know, I know, you only have enough blood to run one at a time and it ain't your brain right now.

Oh, there you go. Come on, come on, give it to me. Come on.

Mmm. Oh, good job. I'd high-five you, but I'm a little busy.

Perfect. You good? Yeah? Are you sure? How's that ice working out? Yeah, you should take that off now because if you ice it too much, then the ice will cause problems, so just leave it off.

No, I think you'll live. There's the sense of humor. Is the blood flowing back upward now? Good.

Yes, you can live after having your soul sucked out of you, I've heard. I don't know, I've never had it happen. I don't have the equipment for that, but I've been told.

Feel better? Uh, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, you taste good, actually.

Shh, we're not gonna talk about this. No. What happens in the locker room stays in the locker room, okay? Yeah.

Okay, don't put your cup back on, you don't need it because you're gonna ride the bench, but put your pants back on because they're not gonna get it if you don't. I'm gonna go tell coach you're good. And for God's sake, put the ice pack away, okay? All right, I'll see you out there.