Southern Stranger - Bar

Transcript

Well, sweetheart, I understand that, and I know what you're saying, but unfortunately I do not understand why you would say that. No? Well, you've had a few margaritas in you, haven't you? That is a sure-fire way to get you yapping about everything you want to do to me.

Well, of course. No? We can't do that here.

We can't do it here anyways. Maybe not right now, but you know what, maybe in the truck, if you'd want to do that. Look at me.

Hold on. Look at me. Do you understand what you're saying? Look, are you drunk? No? Well, I do believe you, but I do not want to mistake you for being drunk.

I don't. I do not want to have that on my conscience, all right? You're a beautiful, very, very darling woman, but I just know.

Hmm. What do you mean? You want.

.. Shh. Be quiet.

They're going to hear you. No. No.

I will not let you lick that right here. No. You can't just.

.. What are you doing? No.

Look at me. I do not trust you. I don't think you are not absolutely drunk.

I think you are, and I respect you too much to do anything about it if you're this drunk. There's no way you could prove it to me. Okay.

I'm listening. Well, all right, look, I'll tell you this. If you can walk in a straight line, right, because I'm assuming that what cops do is what police officers do, is the correct way to tell if someone is too drunk.

Well, if you can walk in a straight line, and you can at least get halfway through the alphabet backwards, then I will let you do what you want to do, because I obviously want you to do that. But still, all right, that's going to be what I'm saying. So go ahead, try, right now, go over there, yeah, okay, now try to walk towards me.

In a straight line, okay, all right, okay, all right, okay. Now look at you, girl, you're doing a great job, yeah. Now wait, ah, okay, all right, test number one passed, okay, all right.

Now go ahead. You have only two opportunities to try to get the alphabet backwards at least halfway through, all right? And if you do so, I will let you lick my pole until it is clean, all right? By the way, I'm not saying that I have a dirty dick, because I do not, okay? God, I have to stop drinking too.

I might have to do these tests as well, I don't even know how drunk I am. Go ahead, hmm, yeah, I think it's W, I think it's W, yeah, okay, yes, yeah, I think you're right. All right, let's go, come on, let's go, yep, hurry up before I change my mind, come on, let's go, okay, now we are in the truck, nobody can see you do what you want to do in here.

Oh, okay, go ahead, there you go, it's not like you got to ask me, right? We came here with intention, so, oh my God, oh, now that feels really good, that feels exceedingly good, oh, slow down, God, calm your horses, we don't got to go anywhere, we got all night, now you are just very passionate, or you have been wanting to suck that for a long time, oh my God, oh, yeah, oh, now that is very, oh, that's very, very good, oh, yeah, oh, oh, sweetheart, you've got a way with that mouth and that tongue, oh, you know how to lick it real good, I'm not going to ask you where you've gotten that experience from, but I'm just glad I get to experience it, oh, that's very, very good, that's outstanding, oh, oh, that is really good, oh, oh, now, if you don't let me eat you out, well, we're going to fight right here, because I'm, oh, okay, all right, well, if you want to continue, you can, oh, now, that's very good, oh, oh, baby, now, that's really, now, if you keep going like that, I'm just going to give you everything you want and more, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, my God, yeah, oh, that feels really damn good, spit on it some more, yeah, just spit on it, oh, oh, yeah, you sure you want it, yeah, you want it, I'm going to do it to you, I'm going to give it to you, all right, you just keep doing that, girl, you feel really damn good, fuck, fuck me, don't you worry, you're going to get a chance to do that later, for round two, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, goddamn, girl, fuck, now, that was some of the best sucking I've ever experienced in my goddamn life, now, you just give me 20 minutes, because I feel like I've been digging a ditch for the past fucking two hours, God, don't you worry, as soon as I get my strength back up, I'm going to give you what you need, if not a thing less, come here, I think this is the start of something really beautiful, you hear me, beautiful, I'm glad I met you, very, very glad.