Southern Accent Muscle Daddy Cuddles You to Sleep with his Deep Voice[Rustic]Rural Treehouse[Sleep Aid]

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Oh, you hear that? Oh yeah. Perfect.

It's starting to rain. Great timing too. We had an amazing day.

The weather was beautiful. I love being here cuddled up next to you with the rain. A little thunder.

The sound of the wildlife outside. As long as the bugs stay outside, I know how you are. I mean, it's kind of inevitable a few bugs might end up in here.

It's a beautiful tree house in the forest. A nice Airbnb find. I would definitely come back here.

Oh shit, there's a leak. Okay, maybe I spoke too soon. As long as it's not over the bed, I guess.

This place had great reviews. I can't imagine it being too bad. Either way, we've got each other under the covers.

Dark sky outside. Sound of the critters. Rainstorm.

I love this so much. I love you so much. Just squeezing you.

Cuddling you. Making you feel safe from this big scary thunderstorm with my big strong arms. I won't let that thunderstorm get you, baby.

The mosquito thing though, that's a whole other beast. That might get you. Damn it.

That's why there's a mosquito net around the bed. I didn't really think we would have to use that. Okay, there we go.

Well, now just the one mosquito is trapped inside here. We'll kill it. The others won't get in.

That was a beautiful sound, wasn't it? What, the sound of me not speaking? Yes, yes, that was beautiful.

No, the owl you just heard. That was a good one though. I know you're about to fall asleep, but you're still as sassy as ever.

No coffee for you in the morning. Kidding, kidding, all the coffee for you. You get all the coffee.

I'll be up bright and early to make it bright. Whenever the fuck I'm ready to wake up, you'll get your coffee. I don't know what that is.

You hear that? Yeah, do you know what it is? No? That's a chupacabra.

Yes, yes, that's the sound they make. I've seen like half a dozen already. No, no, that's a good thing.

When there are chupacabras around, they keep the boohags away. Yes, yes, the boohags, the ones that like get on you at night and like suck the breath out of you. You know that feeling when you wake up and you're like, you lose your breath.

That's a boohag. They're riding you, trying to steal your soul. So the chupacabras are good.

They keep them away. Okay, I mean, I might have just made that up, but hey, it could be true. Oh, you're not afraid, are you? If you are, even better.

I just have to cuddle you tighter. Oh, this is incredible. Thank you so much for taking this weekend to get away.

Oh, you like that sound too? I bet you like them because they drown out the sound of the voices in your head, huh? No, I mean, I'm sure there are beautiful voices in your head telling you to murder me in my sleep.

I don't know what they're saying. Kidding, kidding. I know, I know you love me, you love me too.

This is so great. Let's move here. No, what? I'll fix the leak in the roof.

That's it. Okay, I can't fix the critters, but I can do that. You can deal with the critters.

They'll get used to it. They'll learn to love you as much as I do. We can have a pet chupacabra, a couple of boohags that visit us every few nights.

Like, it'll be so fun. That doesn't sound like fun to you? Come on.

You don't need a Starbucks. You don't, no. Oh, you're so spoiled.

I can make Starbucks coffee here. That's fine. It's the same thing.

Amazon delivers. I mean, they might not be able to get down this driveway, but. ..

Okay, I'll shut up. I'm gonna try again tomorrow, though. You know I'm persistent, and I always get what I want.

Almost, almost always. Unless you want something different, then, you know, that's it. I love you.

Goodnight. Goodnight. Goodnight.

Goodnight. Goodnight. Goodnight.

Goodnight.