🥰 Sorry, I Only See You as a Husband 🥰 (F4M) (Gentle Giantess GF) (Hungry for Kisses & Snuggles) (Proposal) (Adorable Flirting)

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Fee-fi-fo-fum! I think this big lady's had a little bit too much rum. But it's okay, cause I didn't drive.

Cause I can't fit my bodacious posterior in a car. Imagine a car big enough for me. That would be so good.

Meet me! It's my little! You are my littlest little of littledom.

How are you, little little? Hey, little little, the cat in the fiddle, the something is something with something. What are you doing up? I might have had a drinky with the girls.

To celebrate a most auspicious occasion, Bianca got engaged. So naturally, we had to do what all female giants do, we took her out and we got her shit face. And everyone was so happy and we were all singing and dancing and breaking furniture.

It was so good. You have to come sometime. You would not be crashing.

I want you to come. Well, you already knew that, didn't you? I can't help that I always want you to come.

And of course, it would be nice if I was responsible for all your satisfying orgasms. Well, you know, we try not to be greedy. Just a little, just a little, just a little, little, little, little.

I'm okay, I'm a big girl. Literally and figuratively. Why is it so hard to say a little? Literally.

Literally, there you go. Only figuratively was much easier to say. What the heck is that about? Harder words should be harder to say.

Well, no, the easier words are. Or am I pretending to be more drunk so you'll take care of me? I forgot you can't take my weight.

I'm sorry. Are you okay? Did I squish you? I mean, not in a bad way.

You're so heckin' weird. And adorable. I'm mainly adorable.

What's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what? I missed you. Yes, it's only been a few hours.

What's your pickle point? What is your pickle point, hmm? That's right, you don't have one.

Cause it's perfectly acceptable to miss someone after a few hours. Ah, the uncultured may call it needy, but the enlightened, they know it as attentive. And I am that.

You have to give me that. You have to give me that. I am attentive.

Because to quote my fellow millennials, I am obsessed with you. Oh. ..

I don't know. Why do I have to have a reason to be obsessed with you? That doesn't make any sense.

Don't try and bring logic and reason into sentimentality. This is not how that works. How it works is, I fell in love with you, you took your timefly to love with me back, and now here we are.

No more investigation needed. Mm-mm. No Ryan, no reason, no heckin' science.

Just cold, hard fact that I would kill for you. Mm-hmm. Well, at the very least, I'd stomp for you.

Mm. I'd stomp a heckin' Karen in her tracks for you. Because you protect the ones you love from women with pointy haircuts.

That's love. I would, I would take on a thousand pointy haircuts for you. Mm.

Oh, I love you. I love you. I love-a-love-a-love-a-love-a-love-a-love-a-love-a.

I love-a-love-a. Say it back. Say you love-a-love-a.

Because you are man enough. Woo-hoo! Thank you.

I love-a-love-a-you. I love-a-love-a-you. I love-a-love-a-you.

How did you get so love-a-love-a-lovely? Mm, you are so lovely. You are the heckin'est, loveliest, niggardest, wuckardest, wuckardest, wuckardest, gushy-da-wuzza-wuzza-wuzza.

Ah, that's very good. It is the most goodest good that ever did cut. Mm.

But getting off the floor requires effort. Do you have effort? Ugh.

Oh, why do you have to be so smart? Are you okay? You sure? I don't believe you.

You just say, yeah, you're okay even when you're not okay. And I don't know why you don't look after yourself. And it's not a laughing matter.

You matter, okay? And for some reason, you treat yourself like you don't. Do you know how frustrating that is? How confusing and bamboozling? Because look at this face.

Look at it! Look at you. You are adorable.

Your eyes sparkle and your mouth makes me happy. You have beautiful hair and you are very thoughtful. These are things that should be treasured in you.

Always with the self-deprecating and the mockery and the, oh no, I'm fine, you're not fine. You need tender, loving care. Round the clock.

Because I said so and I'm a very wise giant. Ask all the other giants. They say I got a heckin' good head on my shoulders.

And my shoulders ain't too bad either. Point being, I know what I'm talking about. You are precious.

And if we're going to continue staying together, FYI, we are. You, you are gonna have to grow some self-esteem. Because you should have some.

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. Do you never go outside? Do you not know how garbage people can be? Giant or human.

They are heckin' stinkers and you are not a stinker. You are a fresher, you are a sweet smeller. You are.

.. Fabric softener. Thing is, fabric softener is there to soften things, yes? Who's softening the fabric softener? Exactly.

So, I have decided that I will become your fabric softener's softener. I don't know what other word to use and that's just gonna have to do it essentially. I will look after you.

Forever. Cause I want to. Because you are kind and lovely and beautiful and you deserve a softener.

So, I'm going to do that. And I'm also going to change into my jammies and cuddle you to sleep. Excuse me.

Ah, clothes, what are you for? Modesty is a mug's game. Everybody knows it.

Free the titty, free the pee, live your life happily. Come, fall into my arms please. There you go.

Yum. You even smell like softener. Who's gonna have a hangover? Not me.

I'm not drunk, I'm just flirty. I'm just flirty for you, don't worry. Other people just don't do it for me.

Cause they're not my heckin' little. .. So squidgy, so squishy, so heckin' mine.

Yes, I would really like you to come drinking one day. I am a lady of my word, I would not invite you if I didn't mean it. Oh, please come, please come, please come.

You will have such fun and we can play games and laugh at people. It's our favorite sport. Besides, I need to introduce you.

Of course they know of you. It's just they want them to see you in the flesh and go, You weren't kidding. He's so little, he's so little, little, little.

There's just one thing, Noah. I don't really want to introduce you as my boyfriend. Well, in giant culture, we don't really have boyfriend and girlfriend.

It's just kind of like, we have a mate and then we get married. It makes sense to me. Once you've made it with someone, it's like, that's it? Then you get married.

You hump it, you're bound together in legal matrimony. So when you do finally meet them, I suppose I'll just say, this is my husband. Well, you are going to be my husband, so it's not a lie.

Yes, you are. Because I do not see you as my boyfriend. I see you as my little, a.k.a.

my husband. My little, little, little, little husband. Well, I'm sorry, but I just don't see you as a boyfriend.

I only see you as my legal partner. As the man who put a ring on it and rode me to oblivion. As every god intended.

We don't have to get married now. I just wanted you to know so you didn't freak out like, oh god, why do you keep calling me your husband? Oh, so you're not freaking out? Not even a little, little? Good, that's good.

Because as I said, I don't see you as a boyfriend. Well, one, I don't, and two, you are not boyfriend material. Any schmuck can be a boyfriend, it takes a real man to be a husband.

Especially my husband. Because I don't know if you noticed, but I'm very, very intense. I do not love in half measures, I love with all my fat, tittied heart.

Cause that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh. And I have to be true to myself and I don't love in moderation, I love, love, love. And I squish, and I kiss, and I snuggle, and I tell all my friends about my husband.

Even though, yes, technically you're not my husband yet, it's not a lie if my prediction comes true.