Snuggles or Cuddles?

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You're sure feeling snuggly today, aren't you? Yeah. No, that's not a problem at all.

No. I don't mind no more. Yeah.

Let me lay on my back. Yeah, baby. Put your head on my chest.

Yeah, that's it. You're so cuddly. You're so cozy.

You are. You fit here in my arms just. ..

Just right. You can snuggle in a bit more. I don't even know what time it is, baby.

Let me look. It's early. It's too early to be morning, baby.

No. I'm not getting up. Mm-mm.

No, you're going nowhere. Baby, we just got comfortable. No, you're not going anywhere.

Mm-mm. Because I've engaged to cut a lock. No, I know.

Are you saying you want me to hold you tighter? Mm-mm. That I can do.

No, it's. .. It's way too early to get up, baby.

No work today. We had a good day off, both of us, remember? Mm-mm.

Yeah. So we don't have to. ..

No, it's not losing away the day, baby. It's time well spent. Oh, you're cute.

Shut up, you are. I'm only going to take the compliment if you take it. No? Then I'm not going to say I'm cute.

Ha-ha. Screw you, it's not happening. No.

You've got to admit you're cute. You've got to admit you're cute as all hell. If you don't, I'm.

.. No. Say it.

You admit what? Uh, yeah. You admit that I think you're cute.

Well, then I admit that you think I'm cute. That's hardly an admission, isn't it? Since we both, you know, told each other that we're cute.

Ha. No. God, you're such a pain.

No, you have to say I am cute. No. You have to say those words.

I didn't tell you to tell me I'm cute. I was telling you to say that you're cute. Stop it, you know what I mean.

Ha-ha. Finally, there you go. I said I admitted, I didn't say when.

Ha-ha. All right, all right, I'm cute too. Allegedly.

Okay, okay, I'm cute. Period, full stop. Hmm.

Hey. You know what I haven't done yet today? Well, yeah, I haven't done anything, but also I haven't done this.

Come here. Hey, I want to give you a kiss. I don't care if you have morning breath, so do I.

So what? No. No, getting up to brush your teeth defeats the purpose of the cuddles.

Plus, there's a cuddle lock here, and I simply don't have the authority to release it. I don't know who does, baby, I just know that it's above my pay grade. Ha-ha.

I'm afraid I can't, baby, you're just, you're stuck. Come here. Mm-hmm.

Mm, baby. Mm, mm, I really haven't thought that far ahead. Eh, in a little while we'll get up and get breakfast.

Ah. Mm. I don't have to do that right now.

Are you hungry? Neither am I. So what's the rush? Mm, I'll tag team it anyway.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll make the eggs, you can. ..

Mm, you can make the coffee. Mm, we can both make the toast. Mm, mm-hmm, oh yeah, most definitely.

That blackcurrant jam is so good. Mm-hmm. Mm, we should have another.

.. We should have another jar coming today. Oh, excuse me.

We should have another jar coming today. Hm? Yeah, I ordered it on Amazon the other day.

Mm, it should be here today. Yeah, we got enough for breakfast now. Mm.

That's really not either here nor there. Right now all that matters is this snuggle here. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I'm glad you think I make a good pillow. So do you, as a matter of fact.

No, I don't want to switch. You're fine right where you are. Mm, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Mm. Me too, baby. I love when we snuggle.

Is it snuggling or is it cuddling? Is it? Is snuggling or cuddle the same thing? No? Mm, maybe you can enlighten me on the difference.

Mm-hmm, yeah, I get that. Um, how is that different? Um, I'll have to take your word for it, baby.

So this is a cuddle. Can it be a cuddle and a snuggle? A snuggle cuddle? I already knew it was a cuddle because I have a cuddle lock, not a snuggle lock, so, duh.

Mm. I love you. Mm.

Yeah, you snuggle in there more. Cuddle in there more, whatever you want to call it. It's all good.

Mm-hmm. Mm, baby, I love it when you use my chest to rest your head and snuggle up on me. Cuddle up on me.

Shut up. Mm. Mm.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Hmm. Baby, I hadn't even thought about breakfast yet. Why would I be thinking about lunch? No.

Yeah, let's eat out. Sounds good. We need to make a grocery run anyway.

Mm, well, I know we're almost out of milk. Mm, let's see. Mm, it probably wouldn't hurt to get some more chips, too.

Mm-hmm, some fresh fruit. I don't know. Mm, we can figure all this out later, baby.

Right now it's just about snuggles. Cuddles. Damn it.

Mm, you're funny. Ah, I know. Mm, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm, you know I love that, baby. Ah, you know I love it when you wrap that arm around me.

Mm, drape your leg over mine. Love that. Mm.

Mm. Baby, I don't see why we gotta get up today. No, we'll just call Uber Eats.

They can bring us something. And we'll just tell them to come in. And they can put in the instructions, come on in, bring us some food.

We're not getting out of bed. Mm, well. No.

Damn it. So one of us is gonna have to get up and go unlock the front door then. But, um, you know, when you come back, we can get back to cuddling.

Snuggling. Wait, no. Snuggling? Cuddling.

Cuddling. Mm. Why do I have to go open the door? Or unlock it, I mean.

No, I don't wanna. Mm, because the bed's too cozy, baby. Mm, and if I betray it by getting up, it might reject me when I come back.

No, I'll talk to it. It won't reject you when you come back, yeah. Mm.

I don't know why it would listen to me and not you. You have to ask it. Go ahead, ask.

Ask the bed why it listens to me and not you. Say it's giving you the silent treatment. Come here.

Mm. Mm. Mm, I love cuddling with you.

No. I was just remembering that one time that, mm, that I leaned over and gave you a kiss. Mm.

Gave you a kiss, and then we, uh, we made out all night. Until what, like 5 in the morning or something? 515? Mm, good memory, huh? Mm.

It was a memorable night. I can't say it's not gonna happen again. I could, but I'd be lying.

I don't even know how to lie, baby. Mm. Mm.

Mm, still too early. I don't know, it's like 10, 15 minutes since, since you had me look at my phone. Mm.

No, still too early.