Smoke Sesh with Your Boyfriend

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Hello? Baby. ..

Are you okay? Well, I've been calling you for like 3 minutes and I'm sitting right next to you. Yeah! That's why I'm checking in.

You've just been sitting there. Staring out into the distance. Bong.

.. Firmly clenched in your hands. Did you even have the bowl yet? You sure everything's okay? Then what's got you zoning out? I mean, you're not even baked.

And honestly, even if you were, like. .. You've been staring for quite some time.

It would be concerning either way. You sure you don't want to talk about it? Mmm.

.. Just one of those days then, huh? Well, at least nothing's wrong.

That's good. Though I guess that makes making you feel better a little bit tougher. Do you even want to feel better? Or feel like you need to feel better? These moods are so hard to grasp and explain and understand.

I'm sorry, babe. I don't know, I'm just. ..

You feel like this, I guess? I know for me, sometimes it's just like too much of the same. You know, like.

.. It starts feeling almost like a simulation. Like, what you do and the things you say, just.

.. It's like they don't matter. Almost.

Because it. .. Nothing ever changes.

Everything is the same. And you wake up and you wake up and no matter how you feel, you get ready for work and you go in and no matter how your day goes, you still leave around the same time and come back here and. ..

I totally, I totally understand feeling like just nothing's eventful. Like nothing matters. It's like we're in a TV show.

Is that how. .. Yeah? Oh, babe.

I'm sorry you feel that way. I think it's normal, though. Like.

.. I don't feel like that a lot. Every now and then.

Surely it's not just us. You think it's like a. ..

Like a stoner side effect? We gotta make more stoner friends. Ask around.

See if we can pull some information. Get to the bottom of this. You know, I don't think that does change, though.

The amount I love you. No, you. ..

Why you gotta ruin my moment like that? Oh, the way you wanna be me so bad. I was going to say, before I was so rudely interrupted, that I actually love you a little bit more.

Every day. Except when you say shit like that. Then it goes down a tiny bit, you know? But it still fluctuates, doesn't stay the same every day.

I'm just kidding. No, I love you lots. And every day I get to wake up and I'm just like, wow.

Not only am I excited to see you, but I look forward to getting to see you again. I feel like that's different. I was excited to go to whatever that movie was last week.

But here I am. I don't even remember the name. And I have no desire to see it again.

At least not in theaters. So I feel like, I don't know. I feel like it's a big deal that I look forward to seeing you again.

Even though I know I'll get to. Because I get to every day. Every night.

We're only really apart for work when you think about it. Or when I'm playing a game. Oh.

No, I mean like, like, like a solo player. Like a campaign. I never play those anymore.

Mmm. I'm still excited either way. Mmm.

Mmm. I don't know, that shit just makes me happy. It just makes me smile, man.

Mmm. You know what would make me love you even more? If you had that bowl.

Or handed it over. Because like, honestly, I've been waiting, but I didn't want to rush you, and then you were looking kind of down and zoning out. Since you're the one ruining the moments today, I felt like I had to take some time off.

You gonna have it or what? There you go. I'll get that throat gal.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, babe.

I didn't mean to make you laugh. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, baby. Have some water. Here, let me take that.

No, no, I got it, I got it. You okay? That one was so rough.

I feel so bad. No, I genuinely didn't mean to make you laugh. I don't know.

I just thought it was funny. I didn't think about, like, you thinking it was funny. Honestly, you don't laugh at my jokes that often.

You laugh at, like, maybe half. How was I supposed to know this was gonna be one of the ones you liked? Hmm? Hey, listen.

I think they're all funny. Maybe I'm not the best judge of what's humorous. Oh, man.

Here's hoping that doesn't happen to me. Hmm? Hmm? Baby, you gotta be much louder with your jokes if you wanna mess me up.

Of course. I mean, to be fair, I laugh at everything. So, I don't know.

I'm definitely a bit biased there. But. ..

I also cough after every bowl, so you really don't have to say much to mess me up. At least you're sounding a bit better. You look better, too.

Not zoning out anymore. You feeling better, buddy? Okay.

I'm glad.