Small Town Thrills

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Oh, howdy. Yeah, I'm good. Yourself? Nice, nice.

Yeah, I stop in here a few nights a week just to unwind. No, I just really like the music. It also helps when the bartender is a heavy pourer.

What about you, friend? Where are you from? I've definitely never seen you in here before, so.

Oh yeah, that's a ways off. Well, welcome to town, darling. Tell me to buy you a drink.

Hey, John. Can I get one for the new guy? Pardon? Ah, listen, friend.

I wasn't trying to flex on you. I was just trying to be friendly and welcome you to our little town. All right, fine, man.

I was just trying to be nice and neighborly. If you're the type to get a sore ass from a woman just trying to buy you a cold beer, well then, I wish you a good night, and I hope that you have a safe drive home. Asshole.

Listen here, you son of a bitch. I don't know what kind of trouble you're looking to find by following me out to my truck, but I promise you I am not the one. You wanted to apologize? Damn, that must be one hell of an apology to be stupid enough to stalk after me across the parking lot.

Oh, really? Is that right? Hmm.

Is that why you couldn't keep your eyes off of my tits at the bar? Because you're just some nice guy? Hmm? Now, I will admit that you do look good enough for a bot.

Hmm. How's that sound, darling? This is the only chance you're going to get, though, so it's now or never, cowboy.

Hmm. Then we are going to do this my way, okay? Hmm.

Come here. Hmm. Come on, get your pants undone, darling.

I want to see what I'm working with. Hmm. That'll do.

That will do just fine. Now, turn around and put your hands on the side of my truck. Mm-hmm, just like that.

Shh, shh, shh, shh. No, no, no, it's okay. I promise you, no one can see us.

Hmm. Hmm? No, I'm not going to fuck you, but I am going to get you off because that's fun for me.

Okay, I think you can handle that. Hmm. Good, so just stand there and look pretty.

Mm-hmm. Oh my god, you guys are such a pretty cock, don't you? I wasn't expecting this.

I'm not going to lie. Have you ever done this before with some lady you just met in a bar? I guess that makes you quite naughty then, huh? Hmm.

Oh, fuck. Yes, darling, don't hold back those noises. Let me hear you.

Mm-hmm. There ain't nobody else out here right now. No, the bar is too loud anyway, no one's going to hear you.

Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck. Maybe next time you won't be so mouthy about some lady trying to buy you a beer and welcome you to the neighborhood, huh?

Maybe be a little bit nicer, huh? Mm-hmm. You like this so good, leaned up against my truck.

Mm-hmm. What's wrong, darling? Does that feel too good? Oh, fuck.

The head of your cock is just so, so soft. Yeah, it is. Oh, my God, you're leaking something fierce.

Have you ever been with a Southern woman before? Hmm? Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God.

Fuck. Were you thinking about this when you were looking at my tits in the bar, huh? Were you thinking about wanting to bend me over and fuck me in front of everybody? Or maybe how you could get my phone number.

Or maybe you didn't think about it at all and this is all just one big surprise for you. Oh, fuck. Okay, turn around and face me.

Yeah, just like that. You look like you're getting close, sugar. No, it's okay.

You can come whenever you're ready. Yeah, just like that. Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes. Yeah, come for me. Come on, darling.

You can do it. Oh, fuck. Oh, there it is.

Oh, good boy. Oh, no need to apologize, sugar. Nothing a good wash can't fix.

You gonna be able to make it back inside or do I need to take you home, cowboy? No, not all women from around these parts are like me. I reckon you could call me one of a kind.

Oh, sure thing. Just hop on in there. So, where am I going to be taking you, darling? I know this town like the back of my hand.

So just let me know. I mean, I reckon our little adventure tonight could go for a round two. I am off tomorrow.

All right. All right. So tell me, city boy, have you ever eaten pussy on a riverbank? Well, let's find out.