You Excuse me, sir. You might be able to help me. I'm looking for a gorgeous gorgeous, man Looking looking Found one Hello my hard-working gorgeous thing How are you That was a big crowd and I don't even know why I ask I can see how you are come here.
Oh My gorgeous one Why'd you insist on having a job can't we just rough it Live in the wild be heathens without capitalism Oh Why do I have to make such good points, yes, I do enjoy Wi-Fi and showers and Mochi and Trash TV If it meant you were free from looking like a ghoul I would somehow survive Because that's love Mm-hmm in in in in with you. Oh Just wouldn't you like to know where there's ambient lighting and candles Well, we're either having a ritualistic sacrifice or you're having a massage I'll let you decide Because someone's in working themselves with an inch of their life and I find that unacceptable But since you will not allow me to live a trash TV free life, we must make concessions, so Strip myself down to their boxes and lay down Or I can do it for you Oh Oh trial Oh tribulation, how ever will I You out of these clothes I've had no practice I have never done this before Lie down you will rest and you will like it Because I am legally tied to you and therefore I get a say in your well-being Mmm, that is how it goes Now dear husband, would you like lavender aloe vera or rose? Your lotion potion motion I Personally think aloe vera is the most relaxing, but it's your choice Good man.
Mm-hmm. Yeah a generous amount Mmm And we Warm it up in our hands And Somebody's shoulders are up near their ears Well, I'm not talking about me So, who could I be talking about Mm-hmm Darling I'm not criticizing you for being stressed. I'm criticizing you for not telling me I You never you come home with a big smile on your face and say no, no, I'm just tired What do you want to do?
Shall I massage your feet? It's like, huh? I'm the one who's been at work all day You cannot be trusted to tell the truth when it comes to your own well-being Mmm You're a very wholesome liar and I love you very much but stop doing that Because you make your wife worry about you more than is necessary I'm always going to worry a little bit.
But really you can let me worry a little bit less These shoulders, these knots What have they been doing to you Did you like your lunch I made you Actually We always say you enjoy it so I never know One day I'm gonna make you something really gross and I'll ask you and you'll say oh, yes, it was delicious. Thank you so much And I'll have trust issues for the rest of our marriage Yeah, I'll get over it I mean it you can have preferences You Could say not a sandwich or maybe a home-cooked meal or maybe throw in a dessert It's not criticism to tell me what you like Anyway, at least it's the weekend Mm-hmm a whole 48 hours Then my darling find your innocent You have nothing to apologize for I'm just worried Ah My darling darling husband, I love you very very much, but stop saying sorry You don't have to apologize for being stressed Or for working hard or for doing your best Not at all What you might want to work on is relaxing more resting more Taking more naps I Know I know you find it difficult But don't worry I don't I Will teach you how my magical relaxing ways Make a couch potato out of you yet I think I'm finally listening this little not here That is all this week's stress popping and grinding and crunching out of you Mm-hmm Sounds like it needed to Now there's your big strokes down the back Does that feel nice I Always feel nice do I Know you are not massaging me. This is about you Oh Ridiculous ma'am, why won't you just lay down and be pampered? No Excuse me.
I am trying to sue my husband And you my husband I'm making it very very difficult Oh, you just wanna hold me You Strange strange You just wanna look at me Oh anything else I Know what you're doing. I strangely have been in this situation with you before No, it's not off limits it's just Are you sure that's how you want to relax? That's true I Make love to you, but you're not shifting the focus on to me.
Do you understand? Because you always make it about me you always focus on whether I will get some first you always make sure that you're sucking on me and These are not Criticisms, but you need it to be about you once in a while Because you drive me insane you madman Lie down and let me suck on you I Will suck on your mouth I Mean Oh What do we have here This someone being excited already Could that have anything to do with me and close to your ears Maybe Oh Hmm Forget about me Well, we want an even balance Oh You really are the most adorable husband ever Well, I'll try to come to terms with it Mm-hmm oh Look at this I Can't help that I have a bone show for nipples mm-hmm And even things below box You know how my body has that handy trick of being able to morph and change and Even help me out on occasion How about we use my hair To wrap around down there Stroking, milking, getting all that tension out Will you kiss me more? mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm mm-hmm huh huh huh huh He wants my tits in your face huh huh huh we can do that huh mm.