You and your girlfriend make-up for a lack of sexy times.
Will a strong, handsome man at the door please report to the living room? That's the strong, handsome man at the door. Please report to the living room.
Oh my, you are handsome. Handsome and too far away. Come here.
I've decided that's a nice way to say hello. I thought you might. It's a very nice way to say hello.
In fact, I think it might be my favorite way. Excuse me? Oh, such a drama queen.
It has not been that long. Oh, shh. You are such a sore loser.
That's true. You're not exactly losing. I think I should warn you.
I'm probably going to stay on top of you for the rest of the night. That's not going to be a problem, is it? Oh, somehow you'll make it work.
My, aren't you flexible. Mm-hmm. Oh wait, that's me.
Well, I dare say you've profited from it. Don't be stingy with the praise now. You know I like to bask.
Hey, what did I say? I'm supposed to be on top. Although, you on top, that's rarely a bad thing.
Except when you're drunk. Nice and sober. Oh, that is good to know.
Nothing. You're just so cute. With your eager little eyes and your wandering hands.
I noticed those. No one's stopping you. I've missed playing with your hair.
To quote one of the best movies in the world, you look sexy with your hair pushed back. It's a fact. I know.
I'm sorry. Did you miss me? Seriously? How long has it been? No.
Oh. Oh my. That's um, that's pretty shameful.
We might have to remedy that. Oh, I can't possibly think how. I mean, how exactly does someone make up for that? You want to whisper it to me? Oh my.
How embarrassing. People do that. Well, I guess I do owe you.
But the thing is, I'm just not quite sure how to go about it. I don't suppose then a big strong man could show me how. Aww.
Oh. That's how.