Shark Week Kisses & Cuddles for My Gorgeous Girl

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Baby, are you home? I saw your car here. Hey, there you are.

Oh no, you're in bed. Are you feeling sick? No, blood moon.

Are you crampalicious? Oh, sweetheart. Oh, I'm so sorry.

I've got you, okay? What do you need? Have you taken anything for pain? You just did, okay? Heating pad.

Couldn't find it. I will get it. Food? Snacks coming up.

I'll be right back. Oh, I think I might have a friend here who could help, right? A weighted unicorn.

I mean, seriously, best invention ever. You're welcome. Okay.

Heating pad. I think the last time I used it was in. ..

Yes, got it. And, oh, snacks. Let's get these.

These. Definitely those. We can have that later.

Okay. Oh, and those. And, wait.

Okay, I have sweet, salty, sweet, salty, spicy, salty and spicy. And chocolate. Good.

Okay. Oh, hydration. Water.

Probably don't want sparkling. Boom. Here we go.

All right. You take those. Well, of course, there's a lot.

You have to cover all the cravings. Sweet, salty, sweet and salty, spicy, salty and spicy, sweet and spicy. And then, of course, say it with me, chocolate.

All right. Heating pad is plugged in. I have it on three.

It's like in the middle. Is that good? Okay.

All right. So, let's put it here. And then, oh, just put your plushie right on top.

I love this thing. Seriously. Unicorns truly do have magical healing powers.

And then you add the weighted part to it and it's like, oh, so good. Okay. We have heating pad, snacks, magical unicorn.

Oh, and water. Got to stay hydrated. Yay.

All right, my love. Anything else? Just me? As if you have to ask.

I've got you, beauty. My poor baby. Oh, it sucks.

Yes, it just does. But you do not have to suffer and you certainly don't have to suffer alone. We have all of the essentials and there's more if you want.

And if there's anything we don't have, you've got me to catch it for you, okay? You've got me. Just ask.

In the meantime, I will do my best to read your mind. I always do. What, what? Bad cramp.

Okay, here. Hold my hand. I want you to breathe in hard through your nose.

Really, really hard. Like, yes. And now breathe out through your mouth, making a sound.

No, no, no. You want to make a noise when you do it. Try it again.

Breathe in and then out. Push all the air out. I know you look like a freak when you do it, but, right? Okay, one more time.

Good. It helps to release that dark energy that gets stuck. That's what happens.

And doing that kind of breathing helps to move it out quicker. And it also helps the pain meds to work easier. Okay, do it one more time.

Good. Good, good, good, good. That was perfect.

Right? It really works. No, my hand is okay.

You squeeze tight, but I'm okay. You are all that matters right now. Don't worry about me.

Are you better? All right. So, this is pretty bad.

So, I think we just need to go for the gold. We start with chocolate. Start.

Well, of course they're kisses. I want to give you kisses any chance I got. There's nothing better than sweet kisses.

All right, open. Right? Crazy good, aren't they? They're dark chocolate mint truffle.

Wait, is that right? Yes. Mint truffle.

So good. No, you had them before at Christmas. Your mum had them out.

You only had one? Yeah, that might have been because I ate the rest. I'm serious.

I don't have a sweet tooth, but those were just, oh, it didn't matter. Because they do more than satisfy the chocolate. They satisfy like that chocolate chip mint craving, right? Of course you can have another one.

Here. Please miss, may I have some more? I love you.

Here. All right, true. You don't need me to unwrap them, but I just like spoiling you and taking care of you.

No, you don't have to thank me. I will always be here for you, girl. I got you.

Minty fresh kisses. All right. How about binge Netflix and snuggle? Or would you like to nap? All right, what do you want to watch? Yes, let's do it.