Sharing a Room with your Enemy

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Bro, come on. Just switch rooms with me. Why not? What, you think I want to share a bed with that loser? Like, come on dude, you know I was with a cheerleader like last week.

Come on, just switch with me. Wow. After I hooked you up with Lisa at that same party too.

No, no, whatever, it's fine. I'll remember this though. Just like I remember how you used to wet the bed at sleepovers.

Yeah, yeah, he sure did. Isn't that right? Poor little baby can't hold his little bladder.

Hahaha. Uh-uh. You don't want this room, remember? Hahaha.

Oh, that guy sucks. What the hell are you doing there? How am I supposed to know that when you're sitting there silent? Like, am I supposed to scan this whole room every time I come in? I already left my bag over there, so.

.. You just what? Want to be a corpse in the next play? I know you're band geeks like all that nerd garbage.

You're not. Hahaha. You have to be.

.. Then what are you? Hahaha.

Does being in a band not make you a band geek? Like, am I crazy? Oh my god.

I didn't mean like that. I don't know, like. ..

You're just a band nerd. Just like, you're in a band and you don't suck. Relax.

I didn't say that either. You're just like, you're not bad, is all. Whatever, don't be weird.

Move your leg. It's not like I was complimenting you anyway. Man, you band geeks are so weird.

What the hell do I call you then? A clarinet. I know you don't think I'm gonna learn each and every instrument that each and every one of you band geeks play.

Oh my god, you're too sensitive. Like, Band Geeks is literally the best episode of SpongeBob. Wait, you.

.. Okay, you're right, you definitely can't be a geek if you think SpongeBob sucks. Wow.

To think I genuinely thought you were smart but you might actually be a dumbass. Wow. Now I'm being serious.

There's just no way you can watch a show about a sponge making burgers with his grumpy squid neighbor and not think that it's at least worth a watch. Are you kidding? Please tell me you're lying.

I actually can't stand you. How can you say something sucks when you've never seen it? I.

.. I think I have to share a bed with you. I can't do this.

I actually can't. I can't have this conversation. Your opinion literally means nothing if you haven't seen it.

I'm sure. Wait, really? Yeah, yeah, play the Band Geeks episode.

Well, obviously. Why else would I be so enthusiastic? Can you connect your laptop to the TV? Okay, then at least move over more.

What? You can watch in bed since we have to share it anyway. There's no way I'm sleeping on the couch before an away game.

That's bad luck. Like, I'm not trying to lose. Just move over.

Jesus Christ. Did you find it yet? What's taking so long, then? Okay, fairy.

Yeah, the Wi-Fi here is pretty terrible. Tell you what. If you like the first episode, I'll tether my phone for the next one.

Deal? Trust me, you're gonna like it. Just trust me.

The show has a lot going on, so I'm sure you'll find something you like about it. Oh my god. If I'm wrong, I'll sleep on the couch, okay? What? Now you wanna share the bed? I'm just teasing.

I'm just teasing. I'm too tired to get up anyway. I'm just gonna scroll through Insta or something.

I'll try not to take forever. Yeah, whatever. Just let it buffer.

Okay. You're gonna like it. Oh my god.

You're gonna like it. Hey, did you hear Tanner? He's still at the bed.

People are leaving comments on his pictures. Oh man. Is it almost ready?